"It was a quiet day in the forest. All was well for the vampire family. "Oh Edward, we must go and hunt with our little brat of a daughter!" said Bella. "Oh, I do-""

BAM! The bullet reached the author's head before she could finish writing the sentence. "It had to be done Brad, to stop this vampire madness." Said Bill. "But Bill, it doesn't seem right-" Bill cut off Brad. "WE DID NOT TRAVEL INTO THE PAST JUST TO KILL AN AUTHOR FOR NOTHING! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW THOSE CRAZED FANGIRL-ZOMBIES KILLED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY?!" Screamed Bill. Brad winced at the memory. "Ya, I guess…."" Good. Now we must move onto the next mission. Says here something about a guy named Justin Bieber…"

THE END

Or is it?

P.S. I LIED MUHAHAHAHA