A/N : First off, I would like to apologise for making the main characters in this fic so OOC, however, if you read, you can kind of understand why they turned out this way.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading!


Professor Chaos was child's play, just an alter-ego I had made up out of spite about getting kicked out of their circle of friends. What I was now was much worse, much more deadly, instead of swapping orders at Bennigans, I was now staring down at my latest victim, watching as the light of life in his eyes slowly left him.

"That was a jolly good time." Pip, my partner in this path of destruction and revenge said, however, his tone didn't hold its usual cheery nature, instead he sounded cold, so cold that it sent a shiver of fear running down my spine.

"Yea, I suppose it was." I said as I clenched and unclenched my fists, looking away from the corpse. During the killing part, I always felt a sense of adrenaline pumping through my veins, and I loved it. However, after the feeling was gone, I was left feeling empty, except for the feelings of guilt that ate away at my heart. I didn't know why I felt like this, it wasn't like they didn't deserve it. I mean, Pip and I had always tried our hardest to be nice to people, and they found it appropriate to make us the butt of their jokes, to kick us when we were down, to ruin our lives.

"You know, I wish Damien wasn't immortal, I'd love to have his head mounted on my wall so I could throw knives at it." Pip said darkly as he started to slowly chop the body up, the sound of the ax against bone left me with a queasy feeling in my stomach, and I had to leave the room. When it came to our routine, I did the killing, while Pip got rid of the bodies. Usually, he fed the chopped up body parts to the pigs, however, sometimes, he would cook the human meat up and feed them to our "friends" without them even knowing what it was.

Pip hated Damien most of all, and he made no secret about it, he often told me his fantasies of what he wished he could do to the boy. I'm not surprised he hated Damien the most, when we were in grade three, Damien was the new boy at school, everyone was mean to him except for Pip who went out of his way to be his friend. Damien in the end, nearly killed Pip trying to show off in front of the popular guys, Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.

My mind then went to a time I did not witness, a time that Pip had told me about in vivid detail. After Pip was squished, he was sent to Hell, however, not even two days later, he was sent back to Earth because Damien convinced his father to ban Pip, because Pip annoyed the shit out of him. For a week straight, Pip had felt the intense pain of being squished, however, he couldn't move on and lessen the pain because Satan had banned him from Hell, and he couldn't get into Heaven because he wasn't baptized. He finally decided to go get baptized, there he promptly died, and when he got to Heaven, he was offered a second chance at life. He took it, however, when he came back, he wasn't the boy I remembered. His voice still sounded cheery, however, his eyes were dark and cold, he had the eyes of my father but worse. Now, it seemed like the last of his humanity was slipping away, and to be honest, it scared me a lot.

Maybe I should start at the beginning, about how this whole thing started.

It was a snowy night in mid-December...