The Return of the Living Dead Talkshow
1st Session
RDA: Hello my fellow fans, today I have my executive host, Super Sexy Angel
SSA: Hello people*lots and lots of applause* How are you?
Audience: Alive! *a man farts in audience*
RDA: Now we are going to let SSA introduce out guest
SSA: Lets welcome, HoroHoro, Melody, Pirika, Ren, Hao, Yoh, Kororo, Robert Ellis, Jaboris
Blackwell, and special guest Eric Cartman (off of the South Park show)
RDA: Well... that's certainly is a lot of people
SSA: Ren do you have a girl friend cause im looking for a boy friend
Ren: *in a strong sexy voice* I'm engaged to Melody but im looking for another wife, and I sort of cheated with Pirika
Melody: *in a angry, frustrated voice* Will you leave Ren alone he's already taken
SSA: Melody if I wanted Ren I could have him
Melody: *glares at SSA* You should have just left him alone* takes off robe*
Melody: Lets fight!
SSA: You ask for it!
RDA: *slaps forehead* Stop or I will kill Ren....
SSA: *stops choking Melody* Well tell the fart –a-tart to shut up
Melody: I am his fiancée
SSA: Well not anymore
SSA: Ren who do you want Melody, Pirika, or me
Pirika: What do I have to do with it, I just stole Ren to make Melody angry, but I still have him
SSA/Melody: Were going to give you something to cheer about
RDA: Please don't kill her...
SSA/Melody: *stop choking, and punching Pirika*
HoroHoro: Man I shouldn't have ate those double cheese burgers*FARTS* Gotta Go
Eric Cartman: Man yall some corny little crack heads
RDA/SSA: Who are you calling a crack head
Eric Cartman: Me
SSA: Anyway Ren Who do you want Melody& Me, or Pirika
Ren: You and Melody
SSA/Melody: Bye Pirika
RDA: *pushes a button* Bye- Bye *in a baby voice*
Pirika: *while falling down into a fire hole* I love you Ren
Ren: But I don't love you
RDA: Where's HoroHoro, Kororo, Jaboris, Robert, Yoh, and Hao
SSA: Why don't we play the love connection game
Everyone: All right
SSA: Melody your going to get hypnotized and who ever to walk to that's your true love
Melody*gets hypnotized* Walks to Yoh and kisses him
SSA: Ren your turn
Ren: *gets hypnotized* walks up to SSA and kiss her
RDA: WOW! I want to do that
RDA:*gets hypnotized* Walks up to.................. HoroHoro
Melody/Yoh:* At the same time* We were meant for each other(as Anna walk through the door)
Anna: Oh no you didn't Yoh
Yoh: Anna I ...I...I am canceling this engagement
Anna: What! *Anna and Yoh starts fighting*
RDA/SSA: *Breaks up fight* Then beats up Anna
SSA/RDA: Well we will return with more on our show!
To tell your opinions about this show email us at:
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1st Session
RDA: Hello my fellow fans, today I have my executive host, Super Sexy Angel
SSA: Hello people*lots and lots of applause* How are you?
Audience: Alive! *a man farts in audience*
RDA: Now we are going to let SSA introduce out guest
SSA: Lets welcome, HoroHoro, Melody, Pirika, Ren, Hao, Yoh, Kororo, Robert Ellis, Jaboris
Blackwell, and special guest Eric Cartman (off of the South Park show)
RDA: Well... that's certainly is a lot of people
SSA: Ren do you have a girl friend cause im looking for a boy friend
Ren: *in a strong sexy voice* I'm engaged to Melody but im looking for another wife, and I sort of cheated with Pirika
Melody: *in a angry, frustrated voice* Will you leave Ren alone he's already taken
SSA: Melody if I wanted Ren I could have him
Melody: *glares at SSA* You should have just left him alone* takes off robe*
Melody: Lets fight!
SSA: You ask for it!
RDA: *slaps forehead* Stop or I will kill Ren....
SSA: *stops choking Melody* Well tell the fart –a-tart to shut up
Melody: I am his fiancée
SSA: Well not anymore
SSA: Ren who do you want Melody, Pirika, or me
Pirika: What do I have to do with it, I just stole Ren to make Melody angry, but I still have him
SSA/Melody: Were going to give you something to cheer about
RDA: Please don't kill her...
SSA/Melody: *stop choking, and punching Pirika*
HoroHoro: Man I shouldn't have ate those double cheese burgers*FARTS* Gotta Go
Eric Cartman: Man yall some corny little crack heads
RDA/SSA: Who are you calling a crack head
Eric Cartman: Me
SSA: Anyway Ren Who do you want Melody& Me, or Pirika
Ren: You and Melody
SSA/Melody: Bye Pirika
RDA: *pushes a button* Bye- Bye *in a baby voice*
Pirika: *while falling down into a fire hole* I love you Ren
Ren: But I don't love you
RDA: Where's HoroHoro, Kororo, Jaboris, Robert, Yoh, and Hao
SSA: Why don't we play the love connection game
Everyone: All right
SSA: Melody your going to get hypnotized and who ever to walk to that's your true love
Melody*gets hypnotized* Walks to Yoh and kisses him
SSA: Ren your turn
Ren: *gets hypnotized* walks up to SSA and kiss her
RDA: WOW! I want to do that
RDA:*gets hypnotized* Walks up to.................. HoroHoro
Melody/Yoh:* At the same time* We were meant for each other(as Anna walk through the door)
Anna: Oh no you didn't Yoh
Yoh: Anna I ...I...I am canceling this engagement
Anna: What! *Anna and Yoh starts fighting*
RDA/SSA: *Breaks up fight* Then beats up Anna
SSA/RDA: Well we will return with more on our show!
To tell your opinions about this show email us at:
www.lameishab@yahoo.com
www.shukura27@yahoo.com