Once there was a hummingbird and a pigeon flying and talking about life.
The hummingbird says to the pigeon:
"Hey Pigeon, do you like blocks?"
"I sure do Hummingbird" - Said the pigeon.
"Are you a geek?" - The hummingbird asked to the pigeon.
"Hummingbird, we've been best friends since childhood and you still ask me this question? I am a geek, you are a geek, all our friens are geeks" - Answered the pigeon.
"Then come to my house with me!" - Said the hummingbird, grabing Pigeon's wing and bringing him to his home.
Pigeon and Hummingbird arrived home and Hummingbird put his video game catridge in his N64, turned the video game on and turned the TV on.
Hummingbird started playing tetris, and whenever he lost he passed the joystick to Pigeon, and whenever Pigeon lost he passed the joystick to Hummingbird and vice versa.
"Hey Pigeon" - Said Hummingbird.
"What do you want, Hummingbird?" - Asked Pigeon "Had you ever felt kinda... Attracted to Tetris blocks?" - Said Hummingbird - "They're so... Sexy..."
Pigeon looked frightened to Hummingbird and moved his wing to Hummingbird's crotch.
"Yeah, they sure are..." - Said Pigeon with a horny mood.
The birds continued playing the game, until Pigeon got distracted by Hummingbird's pet beagle (Pigeon loves all kinds of animals). Hummingbird sticked his beak on Pigeon's cloaca and started pounding it.
"Oh... Ohh... OOOOHHHHH..." - Moaned Pigeon - "This feels so... COO... This feels... COO... This feels so good... COO! COO COO!"
"HNNNNNNNNNG!" - Cried Hummingbird - "THAT'S SOOOOOO HOT!"
They continued fucking each other, and then Pigeon had an idea:
"What if... We cosplay as tetris blocks and then fuck?"
"That's a great idea, Pigeon!" - Said Hummingbird, and as usual, blushed.
The birds put the cosplays on and started fucking, and then stopped.
"Hummm... Hummm... Pigeon, you're so good at fucking that we might have a second time." - Said Hummingbird "Good idea, Hummingbird!" - Said pigeon, preparing himself to fly home.
...The end?