Houselocked: act 1:

A young girl stands in her bedroom, it just so happens that today her finally decided to play Sburb reboot with her. Sadly they don't read homestuck, her favourite webcomic of all times. Her name is MAVIS PARAVEL and she really loves the webcomic Homestuck! She turns to her poster of John Egbert. Smiling brightly she leans closer to kiss said poster on Johns cheek. Closer. Clooooser. cloooooooser... A ping is heard by the computer. She pulls away and jumps into the chair.

-SaltwaterKraken [SK] began pester globalSunflower [GS]-

SK: Hi, GS!

SK: Are you "-EXCIT-ED?"

SK: I think you should be. After all you've been babbling about it for months!

GS: of course I'm excited! Aren't you?!

SK: Hehe, a little curious maybe.

GS: aww come on!

GS: show some respect for me Waira! D:

SK: You already know I respect you.

GS: grooooooaaaaaaaaaaan.

SK: Chill baby I was kidding. I'm excited as well to see what kind of game Sburb reboot is.

Mavis smiles at the screen. Another message sound is heard. The handlename thunderscapeShaper lights up.

GS: TS is pestering me

SK: You should probably answer him.

GS: I guess...

GS: Wait for me to come back!

SK: sure thing bby, I aint going anywhere ;)

GS: Thanks


-thunderscapeShaper [TS] began blessing globalSunflower [GS]-

TS: we shouldn't play this game.

GS: Are you backing out?

TS: I never said I was. I'm only saying that we shouldn't.

GS: WHY NOT?!

TS: I have a really bad feeling about this...

GS: Just a feeling! Wooooow

TS: This isn't a laughing matter. See you later in the game.

-thunderscapeShaper [TS] ceased pester globalSunflower [GS]

GS: woooow...


GS: Waira I'm back!

SK: Welcome back bby.

GS: He didn't seem very eager to play...

SK: That's Leon to you.

GS: SIIIIIIIGH!

SK: Well anyways, we should get started. I'm off finding a better access point.

GS: okay! See you :D

SK: Mmm

-SaltwaterKraken [SK] ceased pester globalSunflower [GS]

Mavis leans back into her seat. She should probably contact Alex and tell him they're about to start. She clicks his handlename. She taps her chin as she thinks about what to write.

-globalSunflower [GS] began pester ManicMonkey [MM]-

GS: Hey Alex! We're starting up now! :D

GS: Hello?

GS: Are you there!?

GS: If you're not I'm calling SK on ya!

MM: Oh god girl...

MM: Can't a guy just have his beauty sleep?

GS: not when the girl is -EXCIIIIIIT-ED!

MM: Oh my, bye sleep, Mavis went on a Excitement high!

GS: yeah, yeah lil' guy, now let's prepare for the GAAAAAME!

MM: I can see you squealing

GS: Good 'cause I am!

MM: dear lord, save us all...

GS: Don't be so down!

MM: I'm the biggest emo in the world. Duh 8[

GS: hehe

GS: you're not

MM: Stfu and tell me about what I'll do instead!

GS: You're Wairas server player

MM: Neat

GS: And Leon is yours!

MM: You've got to be kidding me...

GS: I'm serious

MM: damn it.

GS: erase that long face dude, or I'll pinch your sweet cheeks when we meet later!

MM: ...

MM: don't you dare.

GS: It looks like Waira is done

MM: with what?

GS: finding a good access point. She's poking me in the neck with a stuffed bunny!

MM: Pffft, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

GS: :[

MM: well later!

-manicMonkey [MM] ceased pester globalSunflower [GS]-

Mavis sighs. The bunny flies into her neck once again.

-globalSunflower [GS] began pester saltwaterKraken [SK]-

GS: Alright Waira! I'm here

SK: Good. I've found a good spot bby.

GS: Shall we start?

SK: Yeah.

SK: Install the fucker so we can get shit moving along the road.

Mavis puts the disc in.