I used to own Naruto until I sold it, so no I don't own Naruto!
Naruto was walking down the street in his normal geekish type of walking that everyone shunned him for (and somewhere in the audience, one particular person, probably a female, would usually yell "SHUN!"). He was bored out of his mind, he had finally finished reading Green Eggs and Ham because his teacher wanted him to learn to read, as he couldn't read at 14. Most ninja's laughed at him, but he responded, "At least English and Japanese speaking I do is more better than you speak of!" No one really understood a single word he said so most people ignored him.
Naruto was suddenly hit by an idea (literally, a brick freakin' hit him man!) and he ran off to his…. Box….. and got some cardboard from a trashcan.
A few minutes later he had made a sign which read:
Big Party House At Naruto!
8:23 time come
Shinobi everyone invited!
(Strippers wanted)
It was complete with misspellings of Big, time, shinobi, invided, strippers, and pizza (don't ask). He quickly shoved it into the sand of the village to show it off and to invite anyone that saw it. Naruto looked up and he saw half of the sun, one side covered by the sign. Suddenly millions of eerie voiced started singing and he seemed to gain intelligence. Naruto interrupted, "Hey! This sign doesn't have the dimensions of the first three intergers squared! Besides, its paper not rock! Besides, it's already 2007!" (If u didn't get the joke here its fine)
The sand siblings were at the gate of Konoki for a mission that was so important the creator couldn't even think of it! As the walked in they saw the crudely drawn sign by Naruto, but they got the idea.
"How's about we go and crash the party?" suggested Temari.
"Ha! You just wanna make out with Shikamaru!" responded Kankuro (which there after he decided to stay at least 3 meters away from Temari at all times).
It was finally 8:23 and everyone was in Naruto's house (his box was his mobile home). Of course however there were some uninvited guests: Sasuke because no one wants a gay person there, Orochimaru because no one wants a gay persons lover who's also gay because otherwise they wouldn't be their lover, all the dead guys in the ground as no one wants zombies eating people's brains and cause the party to crash, and Chouji because he would eat everything (and everyone, he recently became a cannibal when he tasted human).
Itachi was at the punch bowl, talking to Kakashi about why he became a ninja because he needed money (although they don't get paid) and he killed everyone because he smoked too much crack the one night. After hearing this Kakashi whispered, "Could you get me some?"
The response that came was, "No way man! I went to freakin' councling for that! It can kill you!"
"You never knew that?" the astonished Kakashi replied.
"Of course not, I didn't die when I used it did I?"
"But it did make you kill other people…"
"NO! My secret is out!"
"What secret? About you killing your whole family? Everyone knows that."
"What? You told everyone?!?!?! Man, I thought people only watched the show to episode 30, damn."
The party was going fine, until Naruto got on a mike (from seemingly no where) and yelled "Party game time! The first game is Truth or Dare!"
My first fic, plz tell me what to fix and if there should be any certain things to happen in the future. There will be some pairings, maybe, possibly, but only if I feel like it, and I'll feel like it maybe.