A/N: This is actually my sister's doing, I essentially was just the scribe. And to think, this random tangent all happened because of a spelling mistake! XD
Disclaimer: Neither my sister nor I have any claims on turtles…or Raid. And we don't recommend using Raid on turtles because we are unsure of the effects and it's probably considered inhumane.
"You see before you the Common Brainiac whose job in the turtle colony is to fix the things the others have broken, returning the habitat and all its occupants into perfect working order. Observe as he delicately removes the splinter from his older brother's big toe with all the agility of a medic. His victim, the colony's ninny turtle, squirms in pain."
Raph took a swing which Mikey dodges easily.
"The ninny turtle is the equivalent of a solider ant, whose main job is to hit things. He is far less intelligent then the average colony member and therefore is only trusted to guard the door with pointy objects."
Leo bonks his youngest brother on the head.
"Ow. That is the leader turtle, who is very similar to the Queen Bee. Everyone at the prom loves him, he can be very bossy, and his main goal is to be the Overlord of the Universe and to rule all our lives."
"If I'm the 'Queen Bee', then what's Master Splinter supposed to be?"
"The bee keeper of course!" They all look at him perplexed. "He's old and wise and carries mysterious steaming substances around in a pot. And occasionally makes us all very sleepy."
Don's the first to break out of his confused stupor, "Better question. What part of this 'colony' are you exactly?"
"That's easy - I'm not part of the colony. I'm the kid with the magnifying glass that's burning the ant hill and making everyone's lives more interesting. And Klunk is my faithful attack kitten, who pounces on the ones that get away."
Raph looks up in confusion, "Wait, I'm confused. Are we ants or bees in this scenario?"
"More importantly," Donatello interrupts, "why would Master Splinter ever leave Michelangelo alone unsupervised?"
Raph chuckles, "I guess that makes Karai the lady that walks around with a can of Raid."
Leo lets out a sigh, "Does anyone else feel that we have too much time on our hands right about now?"
Come on~ click the nice little button! I'm sure my sister would love it! =)