Disclaimer: As much as I wish, I do not own Hiei, or anyone from Yu Yu Hakusho. Oh, nor did I create the Little teapot song.

Warning: this isn't really a great song, but it made me and my friend laugh our asses off when we first wrote it. And please, no flames, its just a stupid song, get over it.
I'm a little Hiei, I'm short and I pout. Here is my Katana, here is my Jagan. When I'm pissy I start to shout, and then I cut you up like rainbow trout!