Disclaimer: I don't and I'll never own Danny Phantom, but I do own the story

Danny's Guide To A Perfect Date

''Candles?''

''Check.''

''Food?''

''Check.''

''Ride?''

''Check.''

''Flowers?''

''Check.''

''Location?''

''Check.''

''Music?''

''I took care of it''

Danny raised an eyebrow at his friend's answer

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1: Never Have Your Dad Give You A Ride

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Danny cleared his throat, he was in front of Sam's house to pick her up for their date. He was not stresses but very stressed, this was their first date and he wanted it to be perfect for Sam.

He sighed, and rang Sam's doorbell.

Danny checked again his suit, true it was a little big (it used to be his dad's) but it was the only piece of elegant clothing he had in his wardrobe.

''Hey Danny.''

Danny's froze at the sight in front of him.

Sam looked stunning, she wore a long sleeveless black dress (typical) with her hair tied up in two pigtails, Danny almost swore that she was shining.

''H-Hi S-Sam,'' Danny stuttered, even though the whole morning he practiced his speech in the mirror.

''So, should we go?'' Sam said breaking Danny's awe.

''Y-Yeah,'' Danny extended his hand to Sam.

Sam took it.

''Where are we going tonight?'' Sam asked.

''Well, first I got ourselves a ride,'' Danny winked.

~10 MINUTES LATER~

''Where are they?'' Danny asked frustrated.

''Don't worry Danny maybe they don't know the address,'' Sam said (surprisingly) calmly.

Danny sighed, ''I know, it's just that I hate making you wait.''

Sam kissed Danny on the cheek, ''Don't worry ghost boy, a few minutes of waiting won't kill me.''

Danny blushed

A crash was heard., it was the followed by another crash but louder.

The sound of a speeding car was getting nearer and nearer, until it stopped in front of Sam and Danny.

''Anyone called for a ride?'' The man opened the car's door, or RV.

''DAD?'' Danny screamed, he did not see that coming, he looked at Sam, she had the same facial expression as him, shocked.

''What. Are. You. Doing. Here,'' Danny asked very very frustrated.

''Aren't ya happy to see your old man, Danny-boy? I saw that piece of paper of yours on the table, the one with the taxi company? Well, I thought ''Hey, why not take my son and her spooky bat-girlfriend to their date?'' I canceled your taxi order, and here I am son, your ride!'' Jack narrated the story in a very excited tone.

Danny wanted to bang his head on something, why did he leave that stupid paper on the table?

''Hop in!'' Jack pressed a button which opened the back seat's doors.

Unwillingly Danny and Sam went in to the RV, the Fenton Ghost Assault Vehicle.

''Hey Sammy, wanna see some of Danny's picture?'' Jack opened his wallet, a row of Danny's childhood pictures fell from it.

''Here's Danny's potty training,'' Jack pointed on one of the pictures, it was Danny around 1 years old, sitting on a potty, and apparently he looked very happy.

''And here's-''

Danny buried his head in his palms. Right that moment, Danny wanted to be a full ghost

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