15 Ways to Annoy Hayate Sensei

by Pandatryoshka

15 ways to annoy our cough-drop loving sensei. Heheheh. I'm taking requests, so hit me up people! Rated K

15 Ways to Annoy Hayate Sensei

1/ Poke him.

2/ Steal all his cough drops.

3/ Bribe Kakashi to hit on Yugao.

4/When he gets mad, hug him.

5/ Pull his hair.

6/ Laugh at him when he says 'Uh' or 'um'.

7/Giggle madly for no reason.

8/Make faces at him.

9/ Compare him to your least favorite food and say that even it's better than him.

10/ Ask him when he's going to stop coughing.

11/ When he says never, giggle and say he's possessed.

12/Break all his cough drops.

13/Tell him Baki was right in chopping his head off.

14/Steal Yugao.

15/Tie them together and laugh madly.