A/N: I realized I can't right drama or depressing things, but I love reading them… weird. But really look at all my stories, they either make you laugh (hopefully), or feel warm and fuzzy inside. Anyway, this popped into my head earlier and stuck until I wrote it. ENJOY!

STORY START:

After a big war and tons of fighting, Konoha and the akatsuki finally came to an agreement. I won't tell you what though, psssh why would I do that? (I was too lazy to think about it and make one up)

The Konoha 12 (Sasuke's back) were having yet ANOTHER party, the guests including the sand sibs, and the akatsuki, along with Tsunade and the other kage, though Tsunade probably only came so she could drink, but oh well.

Everyone was bored out of their mind… until Naruto got up and whispered in some of the boys ears. They looked confused for a minute then began grinning at him. They stood and walked into the circle (everyone had made a circle and were sitting in chairs).

They got in a formation of sorts, a line which the girls had no idea why in that order.

Naruto yelled "Hit it!" and some music started…

Oh god… what're they DOING?

Sasuke stepped forward and began "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love" He grabbed Sakura's hand and looked up at her passionately. "Love's going to leave me!" He sighed dramatically and pretended to faint on the floor.

Hidan sang "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!" He ran his hands over his abs and the girls blushed. "And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan" he sang reaching his arms up.

Kiba stepped up "And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party" he flipped everyone off. "No way I'm disco dancing" he began dancing, quite well everyone admitted.

Next, Deidara. He pulled his cloak off and sang "I'm a model you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk" he strutted around the room.

Kankuro stepped up "I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, Too sexy by far." He pauses,
"And I'm too sexy for my hat, Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?" he pulled his hat off and threw it.

Naruto's turn. "I'm a model you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk." He shook his butt at the people in the room.

All of them sang "I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my." They bobbed up and down to the music.

" I'm a model you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk" they continued.

Itachi sang "I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat" He moved around the chairs to behind Hinata, who looked nervous. "Poor pussy, Poor pussy cat!" He wrapped his arms around Hinata's waist.

Gaara spoke up "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love," he put a hand on his heart. "Love's going to leave me…" He cried on Temari's shoulder.

The boys wrapped one arm around each other's shoulder, and pointed to themselves with the other "And I'm too sexy," they let go of each other and pointed to the ceiling, "For this song."

Total silence. Then, everyone cracked up laughing, including the performers and the emos.