A/N: Hi guys. This is my first ever fanfic of… anything. I really hope you enjoy this first chapter. I will try to update daily. I get a lot of spare time at work because I get things done so quickly. This is going to be a grand adventure, 100 chapters, is my goal. I don't know how long it will take, but if you follow, favorite and review I will make a new chapter. 3 favorites and follows will earn a chapter tomorrow. Please do enjoy and keep in mind I'm still a beginner. It took me 2 days in order to get a good idea. My first fanfic I posted was a failure because I found out the idea was taken. This is a pretty good idea I thought, and I liked it. Once again, enjoy! :)
"Mum! Going to the mall with Cook" I shouted at the end of the hallway. Putting my shoes on, I was ready to go outside for the trip.
"Fine Naomi, just don't get yourself into any trouble young lady!" she shouted back. I saw her taking down the laundry from upstairs. It was a nice Saturday afternoon, perfect for some peaceful shopping with an old bud.
I fixed my jeans and my leather jacket, made sure I was looking fine in the mirror, and opened the door. I walked out to find Cook, or the weasel as I might prefer, walking down the street, with headphones in his ears, listening to loud music. He was just carelessly strolling.
Oh god, I thought to myself. He strolled down the path and took down his headphones when he saw me. He stopped in front of the door and gave me a cheeky grin. That's Cook for you. He doesn't give two fucks about anything. Maybe me and his brother, and his Uncle Keith, but that's it. All he cares about is getting shagged.
"Hello Naomikins!" he said grinning.
"Can you not walk like a retard... people are fucking watching..." I replied.
"I'm Cook, what the fuck they gonna do 'bout it" he replied, smiling simply.
He stretched out his hands and left them at his sides. I smiled back. We were extremely good friends. In college he was a total dick, but we learned to become really good friends after. We could relate to each other a lot. We always were lost on where we were. We had lots of fucking crazy memories together. I remember when he showed off his tattoo on his fucking ass, on the first day of school, or when he won student election over all the other politically smart people, and made a huge fucking riot. It was so cute though, seeing him like that, annoying, but cute.
"Babe, Helloooooo" he said, waving his hand in my face. I pushed it away and laughed.
"Stop being annoying and get into the fucking car Cook" I said.
"Yeah babe, I'll always be annoying though, you know me" he replied. Ol' Cookie.
I had my car keys in my hands and I unlocked the car. Hell, I went through a lot of fucking work to get it. I worked as a part time sales assistant at an IT Company. Even if it was part time, doing work there was hard. I always came home with hours of paperwork still left for me to fill up. It was only a used Honda I had bought for really cheap. I liked it anyways. I closed the door behind me and found Cookie waiting in the seat. Looking at me. He really wanted to go.
"Start up the car, will ya'" he said impatiently.
"Yeah, if you would stop being a wanker" I shot back. He gave me his toothiest smile. I smirked and playfully slapped him in the arm. I finally started up the car and we started driving towards the Bristol Mall. As we drived, and we got into the clear highway, I decided to talk to Cook.
"How much money did you bring" I asked, keeping the wheel steady in my hands. Cook had a job at his uncle's as a waiter. It was quite a hard job, but I was glad he had it. We could always get a free night of drinks and partying because of it. He always seemed frantic however, trying to please the customers as quickly as possible.
"I bought 'bout like….. 50 pounds" he said, counting the money in his hands.
"I bought 70" I replied. I counted it before we started driving. I was happy that I was able to do shopping with my own money.
"What are you gonna buy" I asked.
"Eh maybe a video game or two for my brother and me" he said.
"And you know a nice outfit to wear out" he continued. He was actually wasn't being a jerk. I think I thought that too soon.
"And maybe get shagged by a hot chick..." he smirked, drifting off into his fantasies.
"Whatever Cook" I replied. I rolled my eyes and concentrated back on the wheel. I kept driving and we finally saw the mall logo. We found a nice parking place in front of the mall and headed in. The Macy's was the first place you went when you got in.
"Alright blondie about time I'm gonna look for something nice to wear yeah." He gestured towards the men's section.
"I'm gonna wait here when I'm done, you go get a fucking dress or whatever shit you like to do to look hot" he smirked.
"Shut the fuck up Cook" I said, straight.
I left the section and went to the ladies one. After spending about 30 minutes picking, and trying out outfits and smelling perfumes, I finally bought a nice dress and perfume, which I sprayed all over me . I also put on the dress just for show. I still had 20 pounds left somehow. I was a smart shopper.
I left over to the men's area to find Cook, flirting with the cash register lady. I rolled my eyes and cleared my throat really loudly.
Cook looked behind him and smirked. He took his bag and his receipt.
"Oh fucking hell, see you later cutie" Cook left with a wink. The cash register looked disgusted, and it was as funny as shit. It was obvious Cook sucked at flirting. He walked up to me and ruffled my hair.
"Why the fuck you wearin' the dress"? Cook asked.
"Because I want to" I replied. We headed out to the central center of the mall for a quick bite, but it was hard doing that because of the way Cook eats. He always eats like he never ate in his entire life, and stuffs the food in his mouth like crazy. I caught a lot of people just staring at how crazy Cook was. I couldn't blame them. Cook was fucking disgusting. He stuffed the fries in his mouth like a mental basket.
"Mmmmm" he said, as he drank down the soda. I put on my disgusted face on, and he smirked.
"So… Naomikins… can we go to gamestop now?" he was asking sincerely.
"Yes… we can go to gamestop" I said.
"Yeah!" he cheered. Then he howled. Just like a fucking kid. But still he had a job and a home. So I couldn't really say he had no life. We walked over to the gamestop. On my way, I felt my heartbeat rise extremely fast. I didn't know why. We looked around and finally found the gamestop. Cooked cheered and we walked in. And then… I saw… her.
I was straight, and I thought I was like that. I wasn't gay or a lezzer. But when I saw the hair, my heart beat so fast I couldn't think.
She sexily bent down to give a kid his game. She looked over and glanced at me at the door. She gave a sexy smirk and my heart beated faster. Her beautiful red hair waved as she turned to me and Cook. She smiled and and put her hands on the counter. Her perfect figure stood out in her jeans and her tight crop top. She had perfect figure, and a nice arse. I was just complimenting her on her figure... that's all.
"Hey babe, looking for the last Guitar Hero for Xbox?" Cook said, from the door.
"Yeah... sure" she said. Her voice was beautiful and sexy. She handed the game to Cook.
I walked forward and I looked at some of the games and bent down. I pushed the games around and looked. I turned around and I got her staring at my arse. It was pretty obvious she was perving. She had lust filled eyes, and I knew I had to stop her from checking me out. I knew I was straight.
"Ahem" I said, basically telling her I knew she was perving. She quickly looked away, and concentrated on Cook. Cook looked at us and started putting up his smirk.
"No….no…." he said grinning with that annoying laugh. He looked at me and then the register.
"Shut up" she said. And he left outside.
"You want anything, sorry about that?" she asked me. Oh my gosh, her voice was so husky, the voice made me shiver- it was a good voice nothing more.
"Uh… do you have any… wii u games?" I said. I barely even played my wii. I wasn't much of a gamer so I bought a wii u. I did play a lot of smash brothers when I'm bored. Smash brothers was really fun, especially with friends.
"Yeah..." She said. Her drifting off was cute.
"You play smash brothers?" She asked as she looked through the games.
"Yeah" I said. I was sort of excited but I tried to keep it in.
She smirked. "I bet I'm better than you" she said.
I rolled my eyes amused. "Yeah right" I replied.
She leaned over and whispered " I don't know about that." My body shivered again. She gave cook the game and Cook payed up.
"I'll be checking out that other store over there" he gestured towards a footlocker.
She led me to the back room where there was a spare tv and a bunch of consoles. She turned on the wii u and turned on the TV.
"How good are you?" she asked, smirking.
"I'm pretty good… I've learned most of the advanced stuff" I replied.
"Main?" she asked. She meant my main character.
"I like Zero Suit Samus" I said my face turning to the same color as her hair.
"I see you like her..." she says cutely. I didn't even know if I would win anymore.
She handed me a controller. She chose Diddy Kong. Fucking cheap red hottie. She beat me three times easily. She used some of the easiest strategies, at the same time some of the hardest. She tricked me like crazy.
"How the fuck did you do that with his gun…." I trailed off. She bent over to my ear.
"Looks like I win" she whispered.
"I haven't played the game in a while, just need a day to brush up my skills." I replied, trying to ignore her seductive behavior.
"Why not come tomorrow" she said, with hope in her eyes. I couldn't resist, but I had work.
"I have work tomorrow 12-8" I said.
"Come at 10, this shop is open" she told me.
"And sorry for looking like a perv. I will give you this assassin's creed game for free… you know for giving me a good time."
"No I'll pay-" she cut me off.
"No you take it." I realised there was no point in arguing with her so I took the game.
"Thank you" I said politely. I turned around and watched her perv at my dress. Oh fuck she probably smelled my perfume too. I left the door with only her in my mind. Then I see Cook waiting, and smiling, with the toothless grin you have ever seen.
"I don't wanna hear it Cook. Shut the fuck up before I slap your face and get rid of that grin" I said preemptively.
"Babe you are going to shagsville" he said, still smirking.
"I'm not a lezzer, Cook" I said.
"From the looks of that I think you are." I slapped his face. Not hard, but hard enough to make him shut up. He rubbed his face.
"Ouch, sorry babe" he apologizes honestly, still embarrassed he got slapped by a girl in public.
Then I realized. Did I fucking like a girl? Well I thought she was sort of pretty, perfect arse, nice tits, and red bright hair that made me want to...
Oh fuck... I thought. I tried to deny I even thought any of that. Was I actually...gay?
I got rid of the thought and checked my phone for the time. It was 3:00.
"Hey Cookie up for a drink" I smiled at him. His smile returned to his face as well.
"Let's get fucking mental" he replied. I took his hand and we walked out the mall, with a particular redhead in my mind.
A/N: So how was that? Hopefully good… I put a lot of effort into that. Thank you and please review, you don't need to sign in.
