This is my first fanfic or whatever, so be nice or somethong (I spelt it write!). So, yeah. Hop on tge swagger.
It had been months since I met that small green dog and even longer since I fed it bacon in my dad's car. I was walking down the street, on my way to school. The green boy looked at me and I looked at him. My piercing gaze met his twilight violet eyes, and he walked over.
"Hey, cutie!" I said. I knew his name had to start with a 'Z" be cause he was so zany.
"I'm normal!" He yelled before licking my face.
I moved back, but he grabbed my green hair that matched my green-grey-blue eyes that matched his and took my chin in his hand and kissed me. I stuck my tongue in his eye, but he was like "WTF."
"I'm in love with Dib, you stinky sandwich boy."
"You're mine girlfriend!" The green kid said be4 chasing me, but I ran into a boy with black hair that looked like my wolf-cat's.
"Who are you?" I asked in a wonderful daze.
He flicked his raven hair back as rose petals fell to his feet. "I'm Dib, dummy."
I laughed. "My one true love!"
He licked my lunchbox and kissed me, which was good because his mouth tasted like love.
"Whatchu doin with my woman, Dib!?"
It was the green boy. He jumped out the bushes and tackled my love.
They started fighting. But then I started crying, so they stopped.
"We shouldn't fight by Ami-Linda-Gray! We should be friends!"
"No!" The green kid said. "I'm gonna blow up your house!"
"Noooooooo!" My love said.
"We only need each other, duh!"
"Shut up, Ami! I got books in there!"
"But I love you!" I yelled.
"We can't be together 'cause my long lost babysitter said so!"
"I thought I was your love!"
"I said no! Your mouth tastes like rubber horse glue!"
"We're going to get married! I'm 13, btw."
"I want more kids!"
How are Ami-Linda-Gray and Dib going to get married? Find out in the next chapter!
*Also, this story is a joke, so don't take it too seriously.*