All right I have finally decided to make a sorta biography about myself, to help with Writer's Block, I probably won't update everyday but I sure as hell will try.

So, this will be what happens to me in my day to day boring life, note that many chapters will be the same because that's just how boring my life is.

So, to start off, this chapter will be facts about me, also I really don't believe in keeping you're life a secret so I will be using real names, sue me if you want, I don't really care.

Disclaimer: This is my life so I own all of this story.


Name:
Codi Cheyanne Schmitt
(yeah my parents screwed me over with my
name and now no one spells any of them right)

Nicknames:
Code (duh), Codegirl96 (duh again), Code-chan, Sherlock Holmes (I'm good at solving puzzles and mysteries, just ask my dad),
Dr. Phil (my friends come to my for medical advice), Chatty Cathy (self-explanitory), Coco (hate that name), and
Coby (everyone in my was given a name of the opposite gender that started with the first letter of their first name)

Age:
14 almost 15

Birthday:
April 6, 1996

Zodiac:
Aries (the ram)

Hair:
Short (stops above my sholders), Brown with blonde highlights (so it looks more dirty blonde-ish)

Eyes:
Big, Dark Brown
(I've mastered the art of the eye-roll and the puppy dog pout, and I like to use them to my advantage)

Other Features:
I have moles like it cool
(but not those hairy gross ones, mine are just dark colored, one is under my left eye it's
kinda like a birth mark I guess, and I have a new mole almost every day),
I have a big bottom lip (I get it from my dad, all my sisters have it too, and it adds effect to my puppy dog pouts),
I not sure what it's called but my right foot is like a centimeter or two shorter than my left (got it from my grandma),
and in the center of my left side I have a small circular tan birthmark (it kinda looks like a bullet wound to me)

Gender:
Female (and proud of it)

Size:
Height - 5"6 (I'm as tall as my mom)
Weight - 140lbs. (I'm working on lossing weight but I still look thin, sorta)

Religion:
Baptist (but I don't really believe in god, sorry)

Disorders:
I have ADHD (Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder) but I see it as more of a gift and less like a curse
(I did my eight grade research paper on it, and it's posted on this site read it if you like),
I have Cataracts (1) so I have to wear glasses or contacts (usually contacts)

Personality:
Am I popular; no. Do I want to be popular; hell no. Do I care what anyone else thinks about me; fuck no! (and that's the cold hard truth)
I'm an open book as this chapter demistrates. I try to befriend everyone I can, but that usually backfires since I'm way over talkitive (I blame the ADHD) but I try the best I can not to talk so much. I can sometimes have a big mouth and I use language that I probably shouldn't. I have a short temper like my dad but I can't help it, I just get mad easily. I love to learn, I want to know everything I can about the world, and I'm interested in about everything. I do not and will not sugarcode anything I tell someone, I'm very blunt and very sarcastic (ask anyone), in fact my voice is naturally sarcastic (my sister thinks I'm just in a badmood). I have a poor sense of humor and I usually don't understand jokes until someone explains it to me. I appear as if I don't care about anything and that's about half right, I don't care about anything that doesn't envolve me, that's why I don't listen to gossip and don't care that people don't tell me anything. If I don't need to know about it then just don't talk to me. My parents call me a smartass and I think they're right, I'm known to make smartass remarks on about any subject at random moments in the day. Sometimes I feel as though everyone hates me, they talk behind my back about me and it hurts but I've learned to just ignore it and it doesn't bother me anymore. It's a known fact that I'm very stubborn as well and I defend my friends and myself the best I can (sometimes unsuccessfully). I remember one time this girl called one of my friends a 'fat bitch' and I turned around and called her a bitch right back. I'm curious, adventurous, creative, weird, crazzy, not normal, odd, funny, awkward, good, bad, and just about everything else under the sun. I know that life's a bitch and that death can come at any moment. When I go to a funeral I don't cry because the person died, it happens to everyone you can't escape it, it just happens, I cry because other people cry, because I hate seeing people grieve. I want to solve all the world problem, I hate war, and suffering, and the government (well, at least their ideas). I guess you can say I'm quite a unique person. But hey, I'm just human.

Grade:
Freshman almost Sophmore

Schools:
When I lived in Orlando, Florida I went to Little River,
but I moved back here to Towanda, Kansas and started first grade
Towanda Primary, Towanda Intermediate, Circle Middle School,
and now Circle High School (Circle is the best school ever, Nuff said)

Sports:
I've done Basketball, Cheerleading, Gymnastics, and Soccer
but now I'm playing Tennis and I'm going to play it all through highschool so I can get a scholarship with it

Extracurricular Activites:
Drama, Chorus, BEST robotics (Boosting Engineering Science & Technology)

Other School Stuff:
I take Sophmore level math

Family:
Dad - Steve Schmitt (retired Marine (Presidental Guard, he protected the first George Bush)
and a cop, yeah my dad is some kind of awesome)
Mom - Dana Schmitt (realitor)
Half Brother - Dalton Mullinax, 19 (marine and best brother ever)
Half Sister - Morgan, 17 (I haven't seen her since I was 1, but we may get to go visit her in June)
Sisters - Davina, 27(not really my sister but she's apart of the family to us),
Aley, 17 (again not my sister, she's my brother's girlfriend and the girl
we're going to force my brother to marry because she's so awesome),
Jordan, 13 (she annoys me to no extent but I love her so very much, I just wish she'd believe me), and
Jessa, 2 in 8 days (she's a minime, what can I say she looks exactly like I did when I was her age)
Yeah there's a lot of girls in my family

Pets:
Right now only my dog Buddy Jo (German Short-haired Pointer)

Boyfriend:
Josh (videogame otaku, loves Pokemon and Digimon. He the best I've known him since first grade. The bad thing his he's a year younger then me so he's not in highschool yet, but I don't really care about that. He's funny, nice, and caring but he's a geek at his school, so it sometimes attracts negative attention, but again I don't really care.)

Best Friend:
Aundrea (been best friends since forth grade. Me and her are night and day, total opposites. I don't even know how we became friends,
but she always has my back. Even though she can be annoying at times she a great friend and I wouldn't trade her for anything. She can be really weird and random at times)

Other Friends:
Austin (he's super weird, funny, and huggy, but a totally awesome guy)
Tonya (another weird, funny, and huggy friend, again totally awesome person)
Kayla (likes anime and story writting like me, again really weird)
Kyle (anime and videogame otaku just like me, also a weapons otaku and owns his own swords. I don't I've ever
seen him not in a good mood, he's just an awesome guy and super smart but he's no geek. Plays Tennis too)
Kitty (real names Barbie but she hates it. Some what goth I think. She's a really weird, crazy, and funny person, but another great friend)
Haley (loves wrestling and motorcycles. Has anger management problems, but still a good friend, kinda weird)
Tiffany (I don't know if I should count her as a friend or not, she kinda just follows me around. She has mental retardation and no personal hygiene skills, but is still a good person in small doses. She's kinda weird)
Garret (videogame otaku, he's taller than my dad and a really cool guy. He took me
to my Winter Formal. I think he's trying to steal me from my boyfriend though)
Chelsea (she's as blunt as I am and hates people who think they're better than everyone
else. She likes to write poems and songs, and is a down to earth person)
Cory (he's a year younger then me, and my boyfriends best friend. He's really strange and is laughed at a lot by his classmates, but I've known him since I was little and he's a really great person, again he's just weird)
I have a lot of weird friends.

Likes:
Chunky people (my boyfriend, his three brothers, my parents, and my friends Kyle, Haley, Garret, and Chelsea are all kinda large, some more than others. I just like chunky people, they're cool people), chocolate (Mmm), animals, reading, writing, science, history, drawing, anime, manga, TV, videogames, talking, math, about anykind of food (I'm not picky), and just about anything else.

Dislikes:
Bugs, spiders, bad smells, filler episodes, people who think they're better than everyone else, people who don't listen, monitone teachers, getting yelled at, heights (sorta), yuri, and yoai.


(1) Cataracts: an eye disease in which the lens becomes opaque (2), causing partial or total blindness.

(2) Opaque: dull or dark.

And there you have it folks, all you need to know about me. I will try to update as often as I can, but no promises. Again chapters may sound the same because my life is that boring.

Review if you want to comment on me, I don't care what you say just know that if you flame me I will flame you back. Like I said I have a short temper.