A/N: Random idea. Also, I don't know too much about Enderbro yet. I'm going in chronological order, and I'm on page 33.

I don't own Enderbro.

"Steve! I accidentally dropped eggs all over your room!" Enderbro yelled. "Chicken babbies are everywhere!" Enderbro was expecting his bro to start yelling at him for being such a clutz, but it never happened. "Steve?" he tried again. This time, he got a response: a sob.

Enderbro teleprted to the kitchen, and Steve was there, with many cups of alcohol, sobbing. Enderbro walked up to him. "Water is coming out of your eyes," he stated simply.

"I'm not crying!" Steve yelled back in between sobs. "My face is just peeing through my eyes!"

Enderbro stared in confusion. "What's crying?" he asked innocently.

"I SAID I'M NOT CRYING!" Steve screamed at the enderman, before hiccuping and continuing to sob.

Enderbro wasn't a human expert, but he definitely knew something was wrong with Steve. Something in his voice gave it away. Plus, all bros know how their bros feel, even if they hide it; it's just their bro sense.

"Steve, you're not happy!" Enderbro cried in shock, placing his square hands on his cheeks for emphasis.

"So?" Steve asked before gulping down more drinks.

Enderbro brought his face just a few inches from Steve's, who was becoming weirded out. "Be happy," he told Steve.

"You try being happy when your girlfriend dumps you for some other hot guy!" Steve yelled at Enderbro. He cried again, knocking his alcohol to the ground. Enderbro stepped back a bit, remembering what Steve told him about the time he was drunk.

"She dumped you?" Enderbro asked, tilting his head. Steve nodded sadly before reaching out for another drink.

Enderbro stared before slapping the drink out of Steve's hand. "That stuff isn't what you need, bro," he told the human. He wrapped his wiggly arms around Steve, and picked him up. "What you need is an enderhug!"

Normally, Steve would've objected, saying it was "too sissy" for him and try to escape, but due to the current circumstance, he willingly complied, wrapping his arms around Enderbro's neck. Enderbro patted Steve on the back as his friend's tears continued to pour. The poor enderman was in searing pain, but he did his best to ignore it; his bro was having a serious moment, and he was willing to have an injury if it meant that Steve would feel better.

It may have lasted a few minutes, it may have lasted a few hours, who knows. When it did end, Steve let go and wiped his eyes with his arm. He looked Enderbro in the eye and smiled. "Thanks, dude," he said, sniffing. "You were right; I needed that."

"That's what bros are for, bro," Enderbro replied. "I'm there for you, no matter what the problem is. Unless you're drowning or stuck in the rain. Then I can't help you. But I'm there for you for anything else."

They both shared one last enderhug, knowing they would always be Bros4Lyfe.

THE END

I don't know who dumped Steve. Maybe Rana? I don't know, I'm not that far yet.