What if the slow-dancing aliens came for Dean?
Dean walked across campus muttering under his breath, "Stupid brother wants me to check out stupid alien abduction, like there's any such thing."
Suddenly, a bright light appeared from above him and washed over him. He felt himself floating up to a….flying saucer? A giant hole in the bottom swallowed him up.
The song Lady in Red was playing and a little, green man with antenna came up to him, helped him to his feet and started slow dancing with him.
Dean thought to himself, I'm definitely not telling Sam about this, especially the fact that I kind of like it.