A/N: 1. This is a spin off of my story Baby Makes Three (A Malec Mpreg) featuring Jace and Simon. You do not have to read BMT for this to make sense but it does have things that are mentioned from the main story. And Max is also alive.

2. I do not own the characters of the Mortal Instruments, if I did I would have picked a better cast for the movie (Just saying)

3. I apologize for any oocness

4. Comments are always welcome :3 Enjoy

Parings: slight Jace/Clary, Simon/Jace, Alec/Magnus

1.

Jace was upset. Well no, not upset, upset was an understatement. Jace was pissed off because of a certain redhead who was currently ignoring his calls, texts and yes, even his emails.

The shadowhunter threw himself on his bed and buried his face into his pillow letting out a loud groan. He rolled onto his back and stared at his phone silently begging it to ring. He knew with Clary taking a few classes at the college was going to eat up some of the time they spent together but this was just too much.

"Trouble in paradise?"

The blond looked up and found Simon leaning in the open doorway with his arms crossed.

Scanning him over quickly it was apparent he had let Isabella dress him. Noted by the black leather pants and red t-shirt and ankle high loafers.

"What makes you say that?"

"I could hear you mumbling all the way down the hall," the vampire shrugged. "With my super hearing and all."

Jace rolled his eyes and sat up. "No…"

"You're lying," Simon pointed out.

"And how would you know?" Jace snapped. "Why are you even here? Izzy's out with Magnus, and I told you before, I'm not interested in guys so get that fantasy out of your head."

"Max wanted to hang out," Simon raised an eyebrow at the tone.

Jace nodded. "Right, you two are all nerdy buddy buddy."

"I was coming to see if you wanted to join us," Simon added. "But if you're content to just stay in here and pretend that nothing is going on then by all means, enjoy wallowing into your descent of denial and know that Clary picks up after two rings when I call her."

The vampire turned with a slight smirk and began walking down the hall. He ducked as Jace threw a shoe at his head.

"Missed me, now you have to kis-"

Jace wasn't exactly sure why he did it or what possessed him to grab Simon by the front of his shirt and slam his lips against the others in a quick kiss that ended far too quickly as a result of being shoved away by the vampire.

"Dude, you do know that doesn't have to be taken literally right?" Simon shook his head and started walking down the hall again. "We'll be in the living room if you change your mind about joining us."

Jace blinked and watched him walk away and then promptly hit his head against the nearest wall repeatedly for the next ten minutes.