The Shopping Man in Popstar Land

by SuperKirbyFan69

Richie Wooles, human being, gamer, and most importantly, survivor. He has been stranded on Popstar for years, living day to day in his lonesome. But today is not an ordinary day; today, Richie learns that the kindness of a stranger can be the ticket on to the ride of your life.

ok So I was at the grocery store and I wanted to help kirby the pink pop hero find that delish dish, because I knew the clerk wouldn't. He just isn't that kind of guy. I was thinking of leaving without helping kirby the pink pop hero but I had to see how this played out. But first, I wanted to grab a cold, refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola(tm). I wet to the fridge section and oppened the fridge door, letting the cool air hit my face like a plumber hits a goomba. If you don't get it, I'm referencing the Super Mario saga, brought to us by Shigeru Miyamoto. His games are pretty good right? What else did he make? Did he make mario Im not suer there are a lot of japanese game makers like Hideo Kojima. What

was I talking about agai oh yaeh so I wet to the fridge door and opened it and let the cool air hit my face. It was nice. Then I

reached in and grabbed a bottle of my favorite drink, Coca-Cola(tm). I was thirsty because the night before I forgot to drink somthing. Then I asked my brother to get me a drink but he didn't. My brother's a jerk. So I wten to the line and I saw a pink pop hero but I wasn't sure what it was. Oh yeah! It was kirby the pink pop hero. Maybe the clerk wood fuck him in the ass because kirby the pink pop hero looked overjoyed at the idea of getting that delish dish for just a little bow chicka I thought huh maybe the clerk won't fuck him in the ass. Then the clerk grabbed kirby the pink pop hero and started to ass fuck him.

THE END