Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boys
July 21st 2013
by Elise the Writing Desk, Wonderful Wonder World by QuinRose
"Darling, do you remember what date it is, next Wednesday?"
"Yeah, 23rd..."
"Do you remember what day it is on 23rd?"
"Wednesday." Julius replied, his eyes never leaving his laptop. Jessica, his girlfriend, fumed with red face of anger and stomped.
"It's our anniversary, idiot! I hate you, Julius!" she whined.
"Oh, sorry!" Julius flinched in realization. "So sorry, I'm so busy...You know that...!"
"You're always so busy with your work! You never have time for me! You never remember anything about us! What's the point of going on like this!?" Jessica started to cry. Julius grimaced harder, confused about what to do to the girl.
"I'm sorry okay...I-I'll make it up to you...Where do you want our anniversary date?"
"Forget it! You'll just forget on the day! I hate you! We're through!" dramatically, she stormed out of Julius' workshop. "You'll never get a good woman! Heck, I'm not even sure if you'd appreciate them!" she said one last time before slamming the door close.
The framed pictures on the wall fell off and crashed from the shake.
Julius paled. "B-But I'm busy..."
Feeling sad and guilty, he sat back before his laptop and rubbed his temple.
His eyes then caught an advertisement on the net.
~.X.~
Blood stared at Leila boredly, as his girlfriend was glaring back at him piercingly.
"Okay, what's wrong." Blood finally huffed.
"Nothing." Leila scoffed sharply, looking away.
"Okay, this date is over then." Blood sighed and flipped out his cellphone. "Melinda, if you're going to glare at me when we meet, I do not want to meet—"
"Y-You're cheating on me! You jerk!" Leila had snatched his cellphone and slammed it to the floor.
"What do you think you're doing!?" Blood yelled angrily as his phone was crashed.
"You're cheating on me! You're..."
"I told you many times, I never cheat. Those women just come up to me."
"And you did nothing to stop them!" Leila was crying. "And in fact, you're still meeting them! That Melinda bitch is that ginger yesterday, right!?"
"See here—"
SLAM
The door was opened, and another girl rushed in, with big belly.
"Blood! This is your responsibilty! I'm pregnant!" Ruby cried hysterically. "My dad's going to kill me!"
Leila's jaw on the floor. "WHAT—You bitch! He's my man! What do you think you're doing!? How dare you to claim responsibility at him!" she went to claw the pregnant teen, who screeched and clawed back.
"Okay, okay, drop it..." Blood pulled them apart. He turned at Ruby. "Abort it, I'll give you the money." He said to the pregnant girl.
She paled and tear up again. "B-But...I want this child! This child we made together...Blood! D-Do you not want our chi—"
"Shut the fuck up, bitch! What do you think!?" Leila snapped again. "He just fucked you because you were desperate!"
Ruby flushed in wrath and screamed; "You're just jealous because he won't have sex with you!"
Leila's eyes widened with burning face, and then, at the revelation, the two girls fell silent. Blood slowly stepped backwards.
"Blood, this bitch claims that she slept with you, despite she knows you're going out with me." Leila coldly started.
"I told you many times...She came up at me..." Blood retorted lamely.
Ruby flushed. "Y-You...!? How can you say that!? That night you said that you were just playing with others! You said you're only serious with me!"
Leila turned at her sharply. "H-He said that to me too!"
SLAM
And yet another girl came, although with completely different mood, she came and clung to Blood's arm, who groaned.
"Bloody~! What do you mean about that call? Of course we're going to have fun~! I had a room booked for us tonight~!"
"...Melinda." Blood facepalmed.
Leila and Ruby twitched as they glared at Melinda.
Melinda then looked at them in surprise, as if just realizing that they were there. "Oh~? Who are these girls? Your servants, Bloody?"
"No, they're my..." Blood fell silent, loss of words.
"Fuck-buddies." Leila and Ruby finished for him, and Melinda's eyes widened.
"Fuck this shit, just send me the abortion money." Ruby huffed angrily and stomped out of the living room.
"I hope someone cut your dick!" Leila cried angrily as she went to follow Ruby, but then glared at Melinda. "You're just a slut with big boobs! That's why he wants sex with you!"
"What!?" Melinda yelled at her. "You don't know anything, bitch! You're just jealous!"
Ruby walked back and yelled at Blood; "This child in my womb must be ashamed of you, Blood! Shame on you and your fucking dirty testicles!"
The two finally left the room, leaving only Melinda, who was gaping, and Blood who sighed and rubbed his head.
"Blood...You impregnated that girl!?" Melinda screeched.
"Well...she asked me not to wear a condom..." Blood rubbed his temple.
"Y-You admit you had sex with her!" she cried and stepped back. "W-We're through! I hate you!"
As the girls left his residence, his sister came in and laughed at his state.
"Haha, told you so." Vivaldi giggled mockingly.
"I do not wish to hear that from a twenty-years old single." Blood mocked back.
"Ouch, stingy Blood is having a bad mood..." Vivaldi giggled. "You should've treat girls better, Blood."
Blood rolled his eyes. "I need not to. Besides, they will always come at me. Whether it's money, intelligence or look, I have them. So no problem."
Vivaldi sighed tiredly. "Look, Blood...I really am not sure on what do you want from being in a relationship, aside of sex. If you only want sex, then you can always go to the pimps!" she explained clearly.
"I am not taking the risk of getting STDs." Blood stubbornly said. "Besides, what else is there in a relationship? I don't want to hear you though, since you've never been in a relationship." He sneered at her older sister who rolled her eyes.
"There's a reason why I have never been in a relationship, Blood. I'm focusing on my carreer, right? I'm busy taking care of our company until you turn twenty. Besides, no one has caught my eyes yet. I want my relationship to be something special, unlike yours." Vivaldi explained patiently.
Blood scoffed. "What's so special about women...? They're all the same. Onto looks, money and finally intelligence."
Vivaldi smirked and leaned her chin to her hand, staring at her little brother. "What about women like me?"
"Y-You're different..." Blood quickly waved.
"And if you find someone else like me? Do you know how to treat her?" she challenged.
Blood raised his eyebrows. He slowly bit his lower lip and looked away. Vivaldi giggled.
"I thought as much. While you're still young then, go and learn to do so." She stood up and patted her brother's head, leaving a paper on his head.
Blood took it and his eyes widened as he read the paper.
~.X.~
"Give me some space, Elliot! Geez!"
Elliot fell silent as his girlfriend, Paige, glared at him in disgust.
"I'm tired of you. Do you think I have no life? You can't keep calling me every ten minutes! I don't want you to control my schedules! I'm suffocating from all your crap!"
"B-But...Lisa..." Elliot tried to reason, "I...I really like you."
"This is not going to work, Elliot..." Lisa frowned sadly. "We have to stop this. You have to get your own life away from me..." she left the car and slammed the door close, not saying anything anymore.
Elliot trembled and dropped his head on the driving wheel. He was just...trying to be a good boyfriend...Maybe he did it wrong...? He then pulled out the brochure he received on the street earlier.
"...Hmm...I'll try this...I don't know what to do anymore..."
~.X.~
Ace raised his eyebrows as he entered the expensive building, and only saw handful of men sitting in the waiting room, each of them had different emotion on their face. The brunet walked before them to reach his seat, counting as he did.
Just ten...?
"Yo," Ace grinned at the man next to him, a frigid albino who just glared at him coldly. "Did your girlfriend dump you or what?"
"Hmph." The albino looked away.
"Don't mind him, he's been like that..." the blond across Ace whispered with a wry smile. "If that question's directed at me, then I'd say...yes..." he laughed awkwardly.
"Oh, sorry to hear that. I'm Ace." The brunet introduced himself.
"I'm Elliot. What about you, then? Did the same thing happened to you?" Elliot asked.
"Nah, it's worse. The girl I like won't look at me." Ace smiled cheerfully.
"Oh..." Elliot frowned in pity. "Sorry about that. It sounded...worse than my situation."
"What about your situation, then?"
"I...treated my girl friend in the wrong way...I couldn't give her proper space..." Elliot said sadly.
"Hmph, just hope this place really do something, then..." the raven-head beside Elliot scoffed, underestimating.
Ace shrugged, while Elliot just laughed wryly and they fell silent for a while. Most guys in that room had either a worried look or an impatient, disbelieving look on their face; wondering if this place would really help them in relationship.
Ace stared at his brochure with a smirk.
The door then opened, and a ginger, a red-head, a young woman, a pair of twins, a silver-head with an eyepatch and a muscular dark-haired man stepped into the room, creating a line. The silver-head with an eyepatch stood in front of the line, apparently as the leader.
"Thank you for coming to our special course on How to be A Good Lover Boy!" he greeted them with a polite bow, "I'm Nightmare Gottschalk, the head of this course. I will be coordinating your program for the year, and by the end of our contract, I guarantee that all of you can be the gentleman that you and every woman would dream of!"
"Please, introduce yourselves. Starting from the corner left seat row over there."
An auburn-haired boy gasped and jumped off his seat. "I-I'm Pierce Villiers, sir."
"Ah, Pierce! Will you share your problem in relationship to us? Everyone should prepare for this question; it's very important for us to know your problem while we try to help you during the program." Nightmare added.
Pierce blushed and looked down. "I-I'm...I'm...I'm too shy...a-and awkward..."
Some other attendants scoffed at this, shrinking the boy's gut.
"That you not need to worry! That's the easiest obstacle to get rid of, Pierce." Nightmare beamed, and gestured a hand to the muscular man beside him. "This is Jericho Bermuda, he's specialized in gesture training."
Jericho walked forth casually with his hands in his pocket. "Looks like we've got too many dickheads this year, though." He sneered to the other guys, and then tilted his head towards Pierce. "Stop being fidgety and listen' up to me, Pierce. You'll be doin' just fine."
"Y-Yes sir!" Pierce puffed his chest and saluted.
The girl beside Nightmare giggled, making the shy boy blush.
"Next?"
A long, navy-haired man stood from his seat. "Julius Monrey. I can't organize my time...I can't...give my time to my girlfriend, and I don't understand why I should."
"Oh, that's a common weakness for busybodies." Nightmare exclaimed. "Do not fear. We will teach you priorities." He then gestured his hand to the young twins.
"The name's Dee, and he's Dum." The blue-eyed one snickered.
"We'll be the examiners for you every week on basic questions and practices on dating simulation. Prepare to work hard." The red-eyed one smirked.
A red-head sighed and stood from his seat at his turn.
"Black Joker. I don't know why the fuck I'm here. That bastard just dragged the shit out of me here." Black narrowed his eye (as he's wearing a mask on one eye) to an identical-looking red-head beside Dee and Dum.
"Oh, yeah...I'm the one who's specialized in taking care of mentally challenged guys. The name's White Joker." The red-head came forth and smirked back to his glaring twin. His eye then swept the rest of the attendants. "Seems like there are some of you with this problem. This is gonna be a long year..."
Nightmare chuckled. "White will explain to you common things in relationships; why you have to do this, what you have to say, and everything else you need to understand."
"Boris Airay. No girls take me seriously so I can't get a girlfriend." An emo-haired guy introduced himself afterwards.
"Heh, idiot." The oldest-looking ginger in the line stepped forth. "Have no fear, Gowland's here. You stupid brats gonna learn a bit acting and being honest. Man, this year's gonna be hard, just like others have said..." he sighed and shrugged.
Ace then watched the rest of the guys introducing themselves; a black-haired guy named Sidney Black. He's too stoic and serious, socially challenged that he couldn't understand many things about girls. The albino's Peter White, he wanted get over his rude and cold personality, but he couldn't help it since he's a germophobe. Elliot explained the same thing that Ace had heard earlier.
A dark-haired young man, the tallest of them all, with golden eyes, his name was Gray Ringmarc; he wanted to be a perfect gentleman before he could confess to his undying love. The raven-head's name was Blood Dupre, who seemed very arrogant and he just wanted to know what's more in a relationship.
"I'm Ace. I'm here just to learn about how to be a gentleman." Ace finally introduced himself with his bright smile.
"Ah, that's a good spirit." Nightmare praised. "It's really better to learn this thing before actually jumping into the real act, way before having the 'feel'..." he gestured with his fingers.
"First thing you gentlemen-will-be have to know, a woman and a man, other than their genital organs, have different ways of seeing a relationship." Nightmare started to explain.
"Maybe most of you just want to play around for now, but as you reach the time, when you finally matured, and want to stay, have a woman, have a house, and children, men and women have different requirements." He walked back and forth before his pupils.
"Blood," he pointed a finger to the raven-head. "If you're going to have a wife who will take care of the house and your children...what kind of woman will you prefer? Do you want a woman...who's good in the bed, funny, beautiful and party-hard? Or do you prefer a woman who's caring, soft, cook well, clean well and mature?"
Blood scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Anyone's gotta be a real kid if they don't know what to pick. The latter, of course."
"Exactly," Nightmare smiled and nodded. "Do you gentlemen agree with Blood on this?"
The others nodded.
"However," Nightmare began again, "It's different with women. Completely different." He shook his silver hair and sighed.
"You'd have to have a lot of money, good looks and a little of wit. Some would prefer the guys to be dumb, though." Nightmare shrugged.
"I knew it..." Blood scoffed. The other guys had mixed, worried expressions.
"That's only because the woman is not in love!" Nightmare said again louder. "It's natural for a woman to seek comfort, to live safe and happily. They're women! Can you blame them for that?"
Blood's smirk faltered. Elliot nodded sadly, and Julius sighed in defeat.
"Besides, when you care for someone, don't you want that person to live safe and comfortably, happy and secure?" Nightmare received some agreeing nods from his pupils.
"However, this doesn't apply when the woman is deeply in love with you." Nightmare had a smirk as he began.
"As long as you're her type, you can fulfill her inner desires and you'd let her know that your heart is hers...a woman wouldn't care if you're ugly, a jerk, a murderer, a beast, a gigolo...even a gay!" he exclaimed.
Blood's eyes widened. Pierce seemed to be at shock, like most attendants.
"And that, is why..." Nightmare smiled softly. His hand gestured to the only female in the room. "We have her with us here."
"I'm Alice Liddell," she introduced herself softly, gazing down as if embarrassed. "I'm an actress. I will be your partner in your dating simulations." She then snickered at them daringly.
"When you're practicing dating simulations, I will change my character to the curriculum's liking, until you can treat every type of women correctly." Alice smiled brightly.
"Aside from the curriculum's schedule, you may have your private simulation after course, but since I'm the only capable actress here, you must organize your schedule." Her smile faltered, leaving a cold exterior.
Julius raised his eyebrows. Boris clamped his mouth as he shivered. She could keep her tone monotonously while changing her expressions completely.
She's...like a robot. Not a robotic-robot, she's like a robot you could program to act to your liking.
"Though, be careful, not to fall in love with me, hehe~!" Alice winked challengingly.
Ace smirked, while Blood narrowed his eyes.
This young lady...she couldn't possibly be a human, could she?
Nightmare chuckled, and grandly said;
"And so, shall we begin...?"
Yooo...It's been a while. You can kill me! ...If you can find me.
Anyways, I don't know if I'll upload the rest twelve chapters. This is supposed to be read by men...but meh. I really don't know if I will, because I'll be moving out and I'm not sure if I can bring my laptop ;_;
This is completely the opposite of this fanfic, but...What is the thing that you really want to learn in a relationship, girls? How to attract the boy? How love feels like? How to act around boys? What kind of outfit to wear around them? Something else? Share it with me in your reviews! ;)