Title: Danger Service Agency
Author: Hiyonokat33
Disclaimer: I don't Spiral, Mezzo, or DNAngel...yet...hehehe...
Chapter One: Black Feathers
In the middle of the night, at the Narumi residence, a robbery is taking place...
Thief: sneaks into Madoka's room Hehehe...This woman is so unsuspecting...
Madoka: snores
Thief: takes something off of the dresser and stuffs it into a bag Thanks for the present, Madoka! jumps out of the window HAHAHAHA!
After filling out a few forms...
Hiyono: Wow! I can't believe we're now part of the Danger Service Agency!
Kousuke: Yeah...
Kanone: I'm only working here for the summer, y'know.
Mikura: walks into the room You're working here for as long as I say you're working here! Got it, buddy?
Kanone: Whatever...
Hiyono: I'm here for the action! YEA!
Mikura:...Okay...Well, we just recieved a call from the Narumi residence and-
Hiyono: Ayumu called! Did he want to talk to me? If he's mad about the puppet in his shoe, I swear, it wasn't me!
Mikura: What?What are you talking about?His sister-in-law called. Apparently, she was robbed. The thief didn't leave any evidence except for a single black feather. Wierd, huh?
Kanone: Yeah...
Hiyono: Oh...hehe...forget I said anything, then...hehe...
Mikura: Whatever...
Hiyono: So we're gonna catch a thief?
Mikura: Yup. Then, we're gonna beat him up and put him in a dress!
Hiyono: And then we're going to put him in a fashion show! TAKE THAT, THIEF!
Kanone: How dumb...
Kousuke: So when do we suit up?
Mikura: "Suit up?" What the hell are you talking about?
Kousuke: Suit up. Y'know, get in costume, disguise ourselves...
Mikura: There are no costumes or disguises. I don't know what you're talking about!
Kousuke: I wanna wear cool spandex, just like you!
Mikura: You're gonna look-
Kousuke: JUST GIMME THE DAMN OUTFIT!
Mikura: If you insist... hands him the outfit
Kousuke: Cool! It's green! goes into the bathroom to change
Kanone: He's gonna look stupid, isn't he?
Mikura: Yup.
Kousuke: comes out of the bathroom So? How do I look?
Hiyono: ...
Kanone: Can I be frank?
Kousuke: All right, but I'm still Kousuke.
Kanone: Wha...?...Never mind. ...Kousuke...you look like an idiot in spandex.
Kousuke: You're just jealous 'cause I look better than you!
Kanone: I doubt you'll ever look better than me...
Kousuke: Oh, yeah?
Kanone: Yeah.
Kousuke: OH, YEAH?
Kanone: Yup.
Mikura: sigh Let's get going...
Hiyono: Sure!
Kanone: Yeah, let's go.
Kousuke: We'll finish this later.
Kanone: Whatever...
At the Narumi residence...
Mikura: rings the doorbell
Ayumu: opens the door Yes?
Mikura: Yo! We're the DSA!
Hiyono: DSA! DSA! DSA! DSA! YEA!
Mikura: ...Yeah, the DSA...
Ayumu: ...Yeah...We've been expecting you. Come in.
Mikura: Okay. C'mon guys.
Ayumu: MADOKA! THEY'RE HERE!
Madoka: sob C-COMING! sob
Mikura: So, this robbery took place last night...
Ayumu: Yeah, in Madoka's room.
Kanone: So...what did the thief steal?
Madoka: walks into the room H-he stole my h-hair! points to a bald head
Hiyono and Kousuke: OMIGOD!
Hiyonokat33: What did you think? Do you know who the thief is? Heehee! I don't know why I made Kousuke a bit dumb...sorry if anyone was offended! Anyway, thanks for reading and please review!