Letters From The Land Of The Blind

by hajimebassaidai

Or A Real Betty Boop Operation. Some days Sam really doesn't want to hit the "Send" button. Post "Tabula Rasa". Sam Carter sits in front of her computer, staring at her report on the incident to the SG-1, hoping it will magically improve.

Letters from the Land of the Blind or A Real Betty Boop Operation

Sam sighed, looking again at the report to see if it got any better. It didn't. Landry would never let her hear the end of this one.

Essentially nearly the entire personnel of Atlantis had been helpless, struck down by a childhood illness. The Marines Corp had got high on stimulants and attacked their fellow Expedition members.

And what had saved them from certain death? Ronon and Teyla, a sack of plants, the Military Commander's use of Polaroids and the CSO's abilities with a camcorder, Sharpie and plastic ties.

Never mind Landry, Jack was going to laugh his ass off!

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"In regione caecorum rex est luscus."

"In the Land of the Blind, the one eyed man is King."

Desiderius Erasmus's Adagia(1500)

Lister: "We're a real Mickey Mouse operation aren't we?"

The Cat: "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Betty Boop!"

Red Dwarf, "Quarantine"