" Don't Stop Believing , hold on to that feeling ."
" My Lord what are you doing ?" Asked Bellatrix worriedly
" I'm watching Glee you fool , do not interrupt me when I have an important decision to make ." Voldemort snapped dancing around Malfoy Manor .
" What decision is that ?" Wormtail asked trembling as Voldemort fast forwarded to when Sue insults Wills hair .
" If I ship Finchel or Puckleberry ." Voldemort yelled
" Puckleberry idiot ." Hermione said looking up from making out with Draco for five seconds .
" Yer I mean Finchel are lame , it's like shipping Romeo and Rosaline ."
" Yes I do ship Puckleberry ." Voldemort decided
" Well I ship Finchel ." Shouted Wormtail .
" Kill him ." Shouted Voldemort . " And bring me Sue Sylvester I want to marry her ."
" Okay my Lord ." Greyback hissed
Two Day's Later
" Marry Me !" Voldemort screamed as Sue Sylvester entered .
" Sure ." Said Sue ." But you have to move to Ohio and allow me to have Hermione Granger on my cheerio's ."
" Okay ." Said Hermione
" Where are Rachel Berry , Noah Puckerman , Quinn Fabray , and Finn Hudson ." Voldemort asked
" I am here and I demand to know why my training has been interrupted ?" Rachel started
" Rachel you love Puck ." Said Voldemort " Finn and Quinn settle for each other ."
" Wanna make out ?" Puck asked Rachel
" I thought you'd never ask ." She said
" Can we make out too ?" Asked Draco .
" Of course ." Said Hermione
" I guess that leaves you and me ." Said Finn to Quinn
" I'm dating Sam ." Quinn said turning away