Haha yeah don't question the title XD So I thought of this while sitting in an awkward silence with my dad in the car while it was pouring outside…. And I thought what if Natsu and Lucy got stuck in the rain, in a car, with awkwardness!? So behold this story was born. It's just a simple one-shot, AU of course. So enjoy.
Summary: I glared out the window as Natsu clicked his lighter on, and then off, on and then off. I groaned in annoyance and burrowed into the cushioned seat more.
"You're the one who wanted Mcdonalds." He said breaking the bleak silence.
Disclaimer: I don't own jack shit
"Well this is just fan-fucking-tastic!" Nastu yelled slamming his hands on the wheel. He turned the key sharply, trying to spark the engine, but it only sputtered and died out. I held the bag in my hand tightly, trying to ignore the amazing scent of cheap burgers and fries that made my stomach churn in anticipation of glorious junk food.
"Natsu, tell me again why we are stuck in this abandoned parking lot at three in the morning?" I questioned to the pink haired man next to me. He sighed and propped his feet up onto the dashboard.
"Well, I kind of forgot to get gas today, so obviously we can't get back to the apartment." He said. I crinkled the bag with my fingers and nodded.
"So this is your fault right?" I questioned gazing out the window at the pouring rain. He growled in irritation. "This is so not my fault! You're the weirdo that wanted Mcdonalds at three in the fucking morning!" He said gesturing to the bag. I sat up and looked at him.
"And you whole-heartedly agreed to drive and get something too, so don't act like you had nothing to do with it." I said. Natsu flung out his lighter, flicking open the lid and clicking it on, his eyes never leaving the flame.
"Put that thing away before you burn us to death!" I said. He rolled his eyes and capped it. "You are so freaking paranoid. It's not like I'm waving it around. I just like the smell of the fire and the warmth of it." He said. I sighed and opened up the bag that contained our very late, or early however you wish to look at it, meal. I pulled out three burgers and my fries and started to munch on the golden potato strips. I tossed the bag into Natsu's lap, who pulled out his seven burgers and two fries and started to shove the burgers into his mouth. I don't care if I've known this idiot since kindergarten, and the fact that we live together on a college campus, his eating still disgusts me. As we ate in silence, well aside from the nasty sounds of chomping, an idea clicked in my brain.
"Why don't we just call someone!? Where's your phone?" I questioned holding out my hand. He shook his head and swallowed his fifth burger.
"I didn't bring it with me, figured I didn't need to since this was supposed to take ten minutes." He said. I took a deep breath and shook my head, trying to keep the anger from boiling over. Why was I friends with this idiot? WHY? Oh and on a great side note I had to fall in love with him. Why the hell did it have to be the cliché childhood crush? Huh? Damn you heart, you must be out to get me.
"Damn that was some good food." Natsu commented after slurping down some of his Dr. Pepper. Of course, knowing Natsu, he always went for the spicy things, and since it had 'pepper' in the name, he automatically loved it. I had just finished my second burger and was working on the third.
"Still blame me?" I questioned. His onyx eyes once again went all the way around before landing on me. "Really? Are we still on this subject?" He groaned. I shrugged while tossing a fry in my mouth. I washed it down with sprite and sighed.
"Well yeah, if you haven't noticed, we are stuck in the middle of a parking lot that has a Mcdonalds, and some really creepy grocery store, and it is pouring down rain, and we have no means of getting back home right now because neither of us has our phones." I said taking the last bite of my burger. He brought the lighter back into his hands and started to play with it.I glared out the window as Natsu clicked it on, and then off, on and then off. I groaned in annoyance and burrowed into the cushioned seat more.
"You're the one who wanted Mcdonalds." He said breaking the bleak silence. I jumped up and slapped him on the arm as hard as I could. He didn't even flinch.
"WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT?"I yelled throwing the rolled up bag at his head. He sighed and returned to playing with his lighter. The awkwardness was building up and the rain was only pounding on the car harder as thunder shook the windows and lightening cracked in the sky.
"Ok I can't do this anymore!" Natsu burst out throwing his lighter down on the ground. I glanced over at him in surprise. He opened up the middle compartment and pulled out a deck of cards.
"Ok we are going to play war; it's the only thing I know." He said spilling the cards into his hands and shuffling. "It's because your brain can't handle anything else." I muttered. He glared at me as he started to deal. I held my hands up in surrender.
"Ok so if you lose, you get a dare." He said. I felt my stomach knot up. Oh this couldn't go well.
"Really, truth or dare? How original." I grumbled grabbing my giant stack of cards and arranging them. He copied my movements and looked back up at me.
"Ok, one, two, three, go!" He said throwing his card down onto the console. I did the same and we glanced at the cards. I thrust my hands up into the air in victory.
"In your face Dragneel! So what shall I have the daredevil do?" I questioned gathering up the ace and four. He gave me his infamous canine smile. I gulped, feeling my heart flutter and shook my head.
"I dare you to go throw away our trash, without a coat or umbrella." I said. He let out a loud laugh and grabbed the bag full of wrappers and was about to open the door.
"Ah, but you have to throw it away in the grocery store!" I said. His eyes widened. He took a deep breath and opened the door.
"I swear if I get jumped and raped, it's your fault." He said jumping out into the pouring rain and slamming the door shut. I laughed my ass off as I watched his run skillfully across the parking lot to the ghetto looking store, his head whipping every which way. He ran through the door. I watched the two glass doors, waiting to see him return. He finally burst through, his eyes wide with terror and his skin pale as a ghost. He flung the door open and jumped into the car shivering. His arms were wrapped around his body as tightly as they could.
"I hate you." He said, his teeth chattering. I turned to the back seat and flung a blanket at his face. He peeled off his shirt and wrapped the blanket tightly around his well-built torso. I burst into laughter, trying to fight off the blush I knew that was working its way onto my pale cheeks.
"What in the world happened?" I questioned. He glared at me and picked up his deck. "Well I ran in there and the guy at the counter stared at me very strangely and then he picked up a box of condoms and tried to sell them to me, and was well trying to seduce me." He said. If it was possible, my laughter got louder.
"Well I think that made my night." I said. He slammed down a card. I picked up my deck and did the same. "You mean morning?" He questioned. I rolled my eyes and gestured for him to take the cards.
"Ok Luce, I dare you to act like Gray. You must strip constantly." He said with an evil smirk. The war with my damned blood was lost as my cheeks were now heavily painted a bright red.
"Fine then!" I un-buttoned my shirt and threw it off into the back-seat, not daring to look into Natsu's eyes. I could feel his boring into me.
"How about we switch to truth for now?" I questioned. He gave a grunt of agreement and placed at card down. Once again he won.
"Well this was a stupid idea because I already know everything about you!" He said. I raised my eyebrows. "Oh really?" I questioned. He nodded.
"I could write a whole freaking book about you, and a chapter on each thing you like or dislike and why! Hell I'd probably just tell you and have you write it since you're the author." He said. I stuck my tongue out at him and leaned against the door, cards in hand, waiting for his question.
"Ok do you have a thing for Gray?" He questioned. I gave him my 'you-have-got-to-be-fucking-kidding-me-right-now' look. "Really? Gray? You think I have a thing for that nincompoop?" I questioned. He snorted at my choice of words. "No, I do not have a thing for Gray." I said. "Well then who do you like?" He asked. I placed my card on the console.
"Only one question per truth, now go!" I said awaiting his next move. I groaned when he won. Again.
"Now answer my question." He said. I shook my head and gave him the 'zipping up my lips' gesture.
"Come on Luce tell me!" He said. I shook my head. "Nope, it is none of your business." I said. He dropped all of his cards and clasped his hands together and gave me his best puppy dog look he could muster.
"Natsu, don't. No! Stop!" I said glancing at him. He didn't even flinch when I slapped his face. "God why does it even matter? We aren't in High School anymore; we're in College, where no one gives a shit if you 'like' someone." I said giving the quote gesture with my fingers when I muttered 'like' with disgust. He still didn't budge.
"Oh god damn it! Fine!" I yelled. He jumped up from his position and started his little victory dance. "But you can't tell a single soul ok?" I said. He nodded and gave his full attention to me. I gulped. You know I figured, what else do I have to lose? I mean I'm stuck in a stuffy car with the guy I've been in love with for probably five years now, it's still raining like there's no tomorrow, and no one else is around. So it's actually kind of romantic… in a way I guess. So fuck it, I'm telling him. I poked his nose gently.
"I love you dummy." I said. He didn't even flinch when I muttered the words. Ok not quite the reaction I was hoping for. A smile grew on his face.
"About damn time you said something." He said placing his hand on mine. Now it was my turn for my eyes to grow wide and skin to grow pale.
"You knew?!" I shrieked. He winced at the loud volume of my voice, but nodded anyways. "I'm not as stupid as you say I am Luce. I mean Jesus, we've been friends since forever and we have stuck by each other's side through thick and thin. And not to mention we live together at the moment. You could have lived with Levy, or Erza. But you decided to stay with me. If that doesn't scream 'I love you', then I don't know what does." He said. Well shit. That would have been nice to know. I could have saved myself a lot of trouble-you know what I'm already over it. I smashed my lips against his and managed to somehow pull him closer to my body. His muscular arms wrapped tightly around my waist and hoisted me onto his lap. I squeaked in surprise when my elbow hit the car horn. He completely ignored the loud honk as he started to suck and lick the skin on my neck. I groaned in pleasure, my hands gripping his pink (salmon in his opinion because he is too manly for pink) hair tightly. His mouth traveled down my breasts and to my belly button. This time his elbow hit the horn.
"God damn." He muttered pulling away from my skin. I giggled and brought his head back up and kissed his swollen lips. He growled.
"We need to move to the back seat, this is NOT going to work out." He said. I got off of his lap and crawled over the middle console, swaying my hips in the process. Before I knew it, I was pinned to the car seat, with a very aroused man above me.
"I should have bought the damn condoms." He said. I laughed and brought his lips to mine. I don't think either of us minded being stuck in the parking lot, especially since it was a night of many firsts for both of us.
Haha, I love it. I made Lucy more like Edo-Lucy because… well just because. XD It was fun. I like this kind of relationship between those two. Well I hope you enjoyed my little one-shot. Don't worry, Fairy Tail High school Host club will be out soon and so will Lucy's the man. Stay tuned my lovelies! Remember, the dark side has cookies…. SO REVIEW! XD please (Inserts puppy dog eyed Natsu). Thanks again guys!