A/N: Yet another fic again! And it's series! Yey! Anyways, DO NOT EXPECT INSTANT UPDATES! Again, only one explanation, that concerns 6 letters that were never meant to be together in the first place : S-C-H-O-O-L!

Uchihasitter

Chapter 1: Chosen

Naruto was having a bad day.

He felt so mad and angered. his looks could even be compared to a flared up Sasuke Uchiha. No, Mr. Ice King himself was actually his problem.

"I don't have a damn idea why I'm suppose to be the one doing this!", Naruto whined.

"Shut up, dobe! Like hell I even want this, too...".

"Well, it's not my fault that you're the main reason for my annoyance, Uchiha".

"It's all your fault, anyways, Uzumaki?", Sasuke scoffed as he tried to settle down a headache.

"I didn't ask for it, teme! You don't know just how much I want a proper mission. But noooooo, this happens to be my mission! I shouldn't have come back too early in the first place!", Naruto continued with his incoherent grumbles.

"Hn". Sasuke was so fed up. If looks could kill, everything he sighted would have had a hole in them; closing his eyes would only result with damaged eyelids. It was all because of a certain blonde woman, her power and the time of few minutes ago.

-Flashback-

Sasuke muttered angrily at the Anbus who were currently chasing him through the woods. Damn it all! DAMN IT! He just decided to come back to Konoha as innocent as possible, to tell the Hokage that he had no plans on getting rid of Konoha, since they kept on hunting him down, thinking that he's a threat since he worked for Orochimaru. What they didn't know was that he has already slayed the man, leading him to be really annoyed and come up with incoherent grumbles as they continued chasing him. What the fuck do they know anyways? Sasuke soon stopped and talk to his chasers with the use of only 2 words.

"I'm innocent". He then turned to his pursuers, finding their masks familiar, due to researches that Kabuto had obtained. It was the threesome; Yugao, Komachi and Towa.

They stopped at their tracks as Yugao chose to speak. "How do we know?".

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I'm telling the Hokage about it, not you". Before he knew it, the three were already a blur and he had already been surrounded. They firmly grasped his wrists as to not let him get away and form seals for jutsus.

"We're still unsure about you", Yugao muttered, "and going to the Hokage...we're taking you there instead...".

The next thing he knew, he had no choice but to be led to the Hokage's Office with Anbus prepared to kill him if he dare make a threatening move. If only looks could kill... He continued to walk as he watched the grown streets of Konoha until he heard Towa speak to someone who was currently sprinting in the rooftops.

"Commander Kitsune".

Sasuke's curiosity turned to the so-called commander. It was a young, tanned man about his age. He of course wore the official Anbu uniform, the spiral-like tattoo on his shoulder and of course, the red and white mask, only his was unfamiliar to the Uchiha. It was a face of a fox. What also caught his attention was the blonde hair that was familiar to him. (it's obvious already, no duh) Before he could have gotten the name on his mind, Sasuke already questioned if the guy was actually the commander of the Anbu, when he was inept enough to trip from his name being called. How did they recruit that kind of a commander? Well, Kakashi could also be a wonder...

The Anbu got back up and rubbed his hand behind his ruffled blonde hair. "Ah! Towa! Yugao! Komachi!". Even the voice was familiar to Sasuke, though, it was deeper than the one he knew.

"We call you with your codename and you call us with our names...why? I mean really! Hokage already told you about that", Komachi grumbled.

Sasuke could tell that the blonde was smiling behind his mask. He then rolled his eyes and turned away. Happy people!, he audibly fumed, catching the attention of the kitsune.

"You got someone there, ne? Who?".

"Uchiha Sasuke, commander", Yugao said coldly as Sasuke noticed how the blonde stiffened, " he says he's innocent so he was going to arrange a meeting with the Hokage...but it'll be hard to trust him".

Sasuke caught the commander gripping his mask. "Hn. I guess...it's still going on, isn't it?".

"Yes...but most recent sighting were found 2 days ago".

The blonde sighed. "I don't want any others happening soon...please go back to your stations and I'll be bringing him back to the old hag".

Towa snorted. "You have no respect do you, commander?".

"Nope", the blonde answered simply.

"We're leaving him with you then. He shouldn't be a tough job".

"Of course...should be a piece of cake!". Then he was just a black and yellow blur.

Sasuke's eyes widened at the speed of the so-called commander when the firm grip on his wrists from the threesome were released, and there stood behind him was the kitsune Anbu. "You're speedy, aren't you?".

The blonde waved goodbye to the fleeting three before he got back to his captive. "Of course...".

"I know those three...but your mask isn't familiar...who are you?".

"Wow! That hits the spot doesn't it? I might actually die here from chest pains, and it'll all be your fault...teme!".

Sasuke's eyes widened as the mask was lowered down. Of course! Blond hair, fox mask, familiar voice, the nickname and that eye-rolling humor(for him) Sure enough, it was his sapphire-eyed former teammate, Naruto Uzumaki. "Don't tell me you're really the commander...or you just told them to call you that now, huh...ngh! Hey!", Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the blonde who just suddenly gave him a strong crush on his wrists.

Naruto chuckled as he started to walk off with the raven-hair with him. "Don't tell me that that actually hurt. You've gone soft, teme".

"Hn...does not...", Sasuke tried his best not to show any pained emotion as his wrists were suddenly crushed, once again, getting tighter and tigher every minute.

Naruto snorted. "Oh really?", he raised a challenging eyebrow, still tightening his hold.

"Yes, really, Uzumaki...", Sasuke said, still trying to hold in a wince. Since when was Naruto this strong?

"Hah! If you say so...It's on Uchiha!".

Tsunade rubbed her temples at the full headache she's been getting due to paperwork and other problems that has been encountering Konoha. When she heard a familiar voice, her headache grew. "That gaki is in BIG trouble, now...".

Her door slammed open. "Naruto! You're gonna...why are you in sage mode?". But Naruto didn't seem to have heard her as the blonde gave an evil smile to his captive. "How's it going, Uchiha? You ready to give up, yet?".

Damn! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! DAMN IT ALL! "Okay...you win!". Sasuke sighed mentally as the grip loosen by like a million fold.

The orange mark faded from Naruto's eyes while his yellow pupils got back to azure as he still kept a light grip on Sasuke while pointing a free index finger at him. "Hah! You're no match for me!".

Sasuke glowered. "Hn". Little did they know, inwardly, he missed this simple minded best friend of his. Just a small challenge with a simple win could get him easily worked up.

Tsunade's eyes became saucer-wide. "N-Naruto? Is that...?".

Naruto, realizing that they came here for a reason, turned to their Godaime. "Ah! Tsunade! Right...I forgot", he let go of the raven-hair and used his hand to rub his head, "Yugao and the others found him...they said that he wanted an audience with you...then something...then I had a gripping contest with this Uchiha". He gave a smile.

Sasuke rubbed his wrists from the previous pain as he raised an eyebrow to the blonde woman. "Was it really right of you to place this idiot as a commander? He even released me...", Sasuke said monotonously.

Tsunade gave him an evil smile. "It's alright...go and try to run...it'll give you a perfect example to your question...".

Naruto crossed his arms and turned to the Uchiha, with the same evil smile as Tsunade. "Yeah, Sasuke, I'll even give you a 10 second head start...make that 1 minute if you want...".

The way the two blondes reacted made Sasuke sure enough to say, "No thanks...look...I'm just here to prove my innocence...".

"You're no fun, teme", Naruto pouted.

"It would've been interesting...but...getting back to things...Sasuke, you wanted a word with me?".

Sasuke sighed. At last... "Well it's true that I've worked for Orochimaru, but that doesn't mean I chose to be like that snake-bastard creep", Sasuke shuddered, as the long tongue of that pale man registered in his mind, "I decided to leave...away from him".

"How could we be sure? You can't just get away from him", Tsunade questioned, not sure if she was to believe him.

"I already killed him", Sasuke said, straightforwardly with a smirk at his achievement. He really hated that creep. His eyes turned to the blonde to see if he's probably gaping or such. Much to his surprise, he actually looked serious and confuse as he turned his head to the older blonde.

"Tsunade...?", Naruto quietly asked.

The blonde woman nodded in agreement then turned to the Uchiha. "We still don't trust you. Are you sure you killed him?".

Sasuke looked confused at their reactions. "Of course I did! I-".

"There's been sightings", Naruto said in a firm voice that Sasuke had never heard from him, "attacks from a guy they say looks like Orochimaru. Anything you want to explain?".

Sasuke's eyes widened in shock. "Damn! I forgot to rid of him".

"Who?", Naruto asked.

"Kabuto...".

"How could Kabuto look like Orochimaru?".

Sasuke sighed. "They've been running experiments. It's easy to transfer Orochimaru's power to another by keeping it in vials. Kabuto probably took some and-".

"It may have altered his appearance?", Naruto continued.

Sasuke just nodded, yet surprised that the blonde had a brain.

"Sasuke...how do we know that you're not lying?", Tsunade asked.

Naruto nodded in agreement. "What if you were sent here by Orochimaru to gain our trust, learn secrets then go for the kill?".

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "If I were to be a spy and go for the kill in the end, why is Kabuto killing right away?", he challenged.

"When did you start your journey here, Sasuke?".

Sasuke arched his brows to the sudden question. "2 days ago...".

Naruto smirked. "Recent sightings, if you remember what Yugao informed, were 2 days ago...".

Sasuke blinked at the information. Really? Damn! It just had to have a connection, doesn't it? "I don't know what else of a proof I could give you now...what do you suggest?".

Naruto gave an evil smile then turned to Tsunade. "Tsunade, have someone guard him until recent sightings are seen. Is that good enough?". He turned to the brunette and chuckled, "then you'll have yourself a friend...isn't that a happy thought?".

Sasuke flared. Uggghhh! I have no choice, do I?

Tsunade gazed at the Uchiha then to the blonde. "Yes, I believe that's a good idea...".

"So who's the Uchihasitter, eh, Tsunade?".

Tsunade paused. "Most of those who know Sasuke are on a mission, so...it's you, Naruto".

-End Flashback-

Sasuke could still remember how stiff and mad he was at the ridiculous decision as he watched as Naruto tried to pull himself out of the job. Tsunade actually would've agreed as a vein in her head seemed to have popped due to the unending "PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE" and when Naruto compromised that if he was out, he'd accept as many hard and dangerous missions and complete them all successfully, but being the Hokage, being smart was a requirement to pull you out of tricky situations. Naruto's face was full of anger and annoyance, as he muttered something about Hokage and their power, when Tsunade said, "This'll be a mission. If you don't accept it, I'll relieve you of all missions for 3 years. Oh and Naruto, since you are guarding him, you'll have to live at his house as well". When they walked out of the building, an angered atmosphere just seemed to have surrounded the two.

"This is the worst, dammit!", Naruto fumed.

"Again, Dobe, just shut up!".

Naruto then turned to the raven-hair, still fuming, until he suddenly sighed and said, "Okay...I'll shut up...", then gave a sly smile that deeply bothered the Uchiha, "being your sitter may not be so bad after all...".

Sasuke did not like that for even one bit.

A/N: I'll do my best to update this one...it was suppose to be a different plot then yada yada suddenly this plot came out of the blue...not specifically sure what's gonna happen...again...I'll do my best to update...for now, R&R! ^_^