ok im gonna be honest ive never watched this show so idk whats goin on
Keiichi Morisato sat at his desk in science class when his teacher tamiya sensei come in and was like
"hey bros i brout this dare officer here to teach you the evils of drugs" and keiichi was like
"wow i cant wait to get some nummies in my tummies" casue he wasnt listening and also was very hungry but he didnt actualy sat that out loud cuz thatd be weird but tamiya herd him anyway so he was like
"shut the fuck up keiichi" cuz really, who says that?
anyway the dare officer came in and she was like
"im ms belldandy and im here to tell you why drugs are bad.
"drugs, also known as SATAN were created by a man named HITLER who used them to get high with a DOG who killed PEOPLE for FUN and also hitler was a real bad guy like im sure you know and not only that but drugs were singhandedly responsable for 911 and and the bbc original sherloch so dont do them mkay?"
and keiichi was like
"im learning so much but i could really use some food" then belldandy was like
"any quentins?" and keichi was like
"can i have some food" and belldandy was like
"i that truly what ur heart diseres?" and keichi was like
"yea" so she was like
"ok" the nshe summond some food for him but keiichi started laughing
"you fool! you utter fool! i didnt want food! i wanted marijuana!" and belldandy fell to the flolor in dispar over keichis betral like
"noooooooo" then keichi started blazing up on that green goblin and the other students were like
"wow that keichis so cool i wanna do drugs too" so then they did and belldandy was like
"why not" so she started doing it too and everyone snorted the green plant and there was world peace and god personally came down to earth to give keiichi 50 dollars, a big gulp, a bag of Snyder's of Hanover Pretzel Rods and a 1kg bag of weed
the end.