Killua approached the tall man in a suit who had just finished his sixth shot and fourth beer. "Is that all you're doing tonight?"
"Nope. I'm gonna get laid." Leorio slurred with a lopsided smirk.
"Oh really?" the ex-assassin replied grinning. "How's an old man like you gonna manage that?" He was mostly referring to his tall friend's intoxicated state.
"Old man?!" Leorio slapped the bar counter in frustration and glared at the paler boy. "Damnit Killua I'm sick of that stupid joke! I'm young and fresh…" he faced the liquor shelves again and caught himself in the mirrored wall, "..and sexy."
Killua stifled a laugh while the tall man winked flirtatiously at his reflection.
"Good luck with that." The silver-haired boy muttered smiling to himself and began to walk off. A hand clumsily grabbed his shoulder.
"Hey." Leorio was standing now, his tie slightly loosened and his cheeks flushed. "What are you doing tonight?"
Killua tried unsuccessfully to shrug off his friend's hand. "Nothing. Probably just hanging out with Gon."
"Maybe you should come with me." Leorio's voice was a little too loud for the Zoldyck's liking. "I'll show you a good time!" He grinned devilishly at his young friend.
Killua blushed and stepped back scowling. "What the hell are you talking about?" 'This guy's seriously creeping me out!'
Leorio swung an arm over the ex-assassin's shoulder and leaned heavily on him, causing Killua to shift his stance uncomfortably. "Just leave everything to me." He gave himself a thumb up. "I'll find you a girl and then…" he lowered his face in a confidential gesture, "it's ON." Leorio laughed drunkenly and deviously while Killua reddened and threw the tall man's arm off.
"You're a pervert man," he grumbled, "besides, I don't need any help finding a girl…" his hands slipped into his pockets and lifted his chin, "…especially from you!"
"Yeah right!" The med-student practically shouted, causing several heads to turn. "I bet you've never been with a girl!" He swaggered towards the elevator. "Why kiss 'em when you can kill 'em right?" He turned and pushed up his glasses smiling wickedly.
Killua was so angry and offended his mouth opened but nothing came out. He marched up to the arrogant man in front of the elevator. "Screw you Leorio!"
The doors opened and they stepped in. Killua wanted to defend himself but he had honestly never been with a girl. He struggled to think of something clever to say.
"You don't know anything." He finally muttered darkly as the doors slid shut.
"There's nothing to be ashamed of." Leorio said it so softly that Killua looked up startled. The man was leaning back against the elevator wall and looking down. He wasn't smiling anymore. "I was pretty shy too when I was your age." He breezed pleasanty.
Killua wished he hadn't gotten into the elevator.
"I can help you. Find you a nice lady…explain that you're new so she's slow and gentle with y-"
The ex-assassin's claws were at Leorio's throat. The tall man blinked into Killua's cold dead eyes as the temperature swiftly decreased.
"Not. Another. Word." The silver-haired boy spoke in a deadly voice.