Okay heres another of ooc and random story xD it has Mario Luigi and Peach and the Witch from left 4 dead . these come pretty randomly but I mostly write them cause my younger brother likes them. anyways I hope anyone who reads this enjoys it :3
Mario looked suspiciously at THE DOOR Peach told him not to go in there he listened carefully as he heard sobbing on the other side "I wonder what's in there... and why won't peach let me in.." he contemplated what he thought it might be and came to a conclusion "I wonderrr if she has a rape victim!if that's it.. I should save it!" he said heroically and swung the door open all he saw was a empty room he searched the room and found that the sobbing was coming from the closet he crept up slowly and opened it "aha it is a ra-" his words were abruptly cut off with a shrill scream and sharp nails digging into his shoulder just then Luigi walked in to see Mario screaming in terror and agony as the witch tackled him angry that he interrupted her emo time "ohshi- you startled the Witch!" Luigi stated the obvious the Witch glanced over and for some reason she didn't know she was overcome with the urge to beat up the man in green she quickly threw Mario out and pulled Luigi in slamming the closet door shut behind her and soon shrill screams were coming from the closet as she pummeled Luigi "Mariooooo help meeeeee" Luigi called for help "momma mia do you think I'm crazy?" Mario answered just then Peach walked in "oh heyyy Peachykins we are not in the room you told me not to go in nooo" Mario said innocently "but.. your in here right now and I hear screaming of terror" Peach said obvious not convinced "ohhoho that's not screams of terror peachykins" Mario said waggling his eyebrows Peach got a disgusted look on her face"he's... doing that with.. you do know what's in there don't you Mario?" Mario had a wide grin"ohh I do and I have to say it's quite a catch for Luigi" Peach stayed silent just then another shrill scream erupted from the closet "Mariooooooo!" Luigi screamed again "Mario! why is Luigi screaming your name when he's doing...that.." Mario suddenly turned pale thinking quick of what he should say "umm.. well..." Peach angrily awaited his reply but soon the closet door busted open revealing a witch and a terrified and beaten Luigi the Witch quickly scurried under the bed as the light hurt her eyes then Peach cast Mario a glare for lying to her but then she jumped back as Luigi screamed again and pointed fearfully at the bed she glanced at it seeing the angry Witch clawing at the carpet and growling lowly then quickly shot her hands out further and grabbed onto Luigi's ankles yanking him under the bed as he screamed all the way she started back the pummeling the already beaten Luigi all Peach and Mario could do was stare both were to afraid to stop Luigi from getting beaten more Mario and Peach decided to leave him alone not wanting to be next for the beatings after a while Luigi finally crawled out of the room covered in bruises and scratches "sh-shut the doooor" Luigi stuttered and Mario quickly obeyed shutting the door and locking it then heard pounding on the door which soon subsided and she went back to sobbing "and that is why I said to stay out of that room" Peach said smugly