*Vworp Vworp Vworp*
*Crowd is clapping*
"Well... this is new!"
"Doctor what are you going on about this ti-" Donna stopped dead when she realized they were on a stage.
"What. Did. You. Do?!" She yelled at him as the crowd laughed, thinking it was a show.
"I don't know! Hey, you there-" (points to guy in crowd) "what is this?" The Doctor asked, his eyebrow raising.
"Um... Karaoke night duh!" The man answered.
"Ok then! Donna, Fancy a little singing?"
"No!" Donna yelled at him as he went and grabbed microphones.
"To bad. Music please!" The Doctor yelled at the walls and music started playing. "Just improvise!" He whispered in her ear.
(A/N: Go to youtube, look up "Much ado about nothing david and catherine we go together"
go to the first result that is on the list
let the music play while your reading.
In the next lines, if its Bold its the Doctor singing. If its Slanted its Donna, and if its Underlined its both at the same time.
"How long is this going to take?"
"Here we go!"
"Don't make me do this!"
"Oh you're going to love it!"
We're like a branch and its vine...
Like a drunk and his wine.
Like the leaves in the breeze!
Fatty food and disease...
And like a sheep and a lamb!
Like a pig in a ham!
We go together...
I can't go now... can I? Just...
Just like Shakespeare and verse...
Like a corpse and a hearse!
Like a song and a dance...
Like the English in France.
Like a Persian and rugs...
Like a headache and drugs!
We go together, you and I.
David: We go together like the news and the weather,
We fit like hand in glove!
For now and forever...
Just like birds of a feather we'll fly so high above- We stick together like the earth and the sun
Like a dentist and fun...
We go like honey and bees!
Like a mold on a cheese!
And like a bird in its nest...
Like a clown and depressed!
We go together, you and I!
"Wait for it, wait for it!"
(The doctor starts playing a trumpet)
"What. Was. That?"
"That was me, playing with my old horn!"
"Oh, shouldn't you wait 'til I've gone?"
"Awwww, it feels so good to hold it again!"
"Well, you've not had it out in ages."
"Do you want a go on it?"
"I'm not putting that in my mouth!"
We go together and we know that whatever we're stuck like nails and glue!
There's nothing can sever such a well-made endeavour as me...
And me!
And you!
I guess it's true - we're like a yawn and a dream...
Like a cherry on cream!
Like the wind in a kite...
Now you've got it, alright!
We're like a parent and child!
Like a — "sorry, what?!"
We go together, you and I!
You and me!
We go together, me and you!
That's right, we do!
We go together... you and I!
"Awwww, see, I told you you'd enjoy yourself!"
"Yeah! Smaller than I thought though."
"You still talking about my horn?"
"Yup!"