A/N: If you know the original lyrics to this song by Taylor Swift, you'll also know the first verse is a pretty accurate modern AU of Mel and Danric's relationship. So, of course, my sister, BooksRgood4u, and I had to correct the lyrics to this parody you see below.
Stay, Stay, Stay
I'm pretty sure the war just started last night.
I threw a candlestick at you, at you.
I was expecting some traumatic injury,
But you caught it.
And so at dinner you called in your father,
'Cuz it's not safe for you to be alone, with me.
So with your father as a referee you said,
"Ok, let's talk,"
And I said:
Leave, Leave, Leave.
I've been hating you for quite some
Time, Time, Time
You're not on my side, and I am
Mad, Mad, Mad
And I think that it's best if you just
Leave.
I'm pretty sure the war just ended last night.
I realized you were on my side, all along.
And all those letters that were from my Unknown
We're really you just trying to tell me
That I should
Stay, Stay, Stay
You've been loving me for quite some
Time, Time, Time
You even understood when I was
Mad, Mad, Mad
So now I think it's best if we both
Stay
You took the time to memorize me
Through letters sent anonymously
I just want to spend time with you
My whole Life
All those things that I didn't see
It's been occurring to me
I'd like to spend time with you
My whole Life
Stay
And I'll be loving you for quite some
Time.
And we'll both laugh when I get
Mad, Mad, Mad
So I think that it's best if we both
Stay.
Stay, Stay, Stay
And I'll be loving you for quite some
Time, Time, Time
And we'll both laugh when I get
Mad, Mad, Mad
So I think that it's best if we both
Stay.
Stay, Stay, Stay
And I'll be loving you for quite some
Time.
No one else is gonna love me when I get
Mad, Mad, Mad
So I think that it's best if we both
Stay.
Hope you enjoyed!