Me: Yay meh first story! Hope you all like,ne Deidara-senpai?

Deidara: Hm? oh story, yeah right hmm.

Me: *pouts* you weren't even listening to me... Itachi-kun!

Itachi: LadyUchiha doesn't own Naruto...

Me: No matter how much i wish i did Y_Y

Tobi: Dangos!

Itachi: Tobi!

Me: Run Tobi!!

Tobi: Gomenasai Itachi-senpai!! Gomenasai!!!!

Deidara is a new student at Konaha High and has been placed in room 404 is the room where all the dangerous kids go to be seperate from the normal kids for saftly reasons. Since Deidara has joined their class room the kids in that class Sakura, Tobi, Itachi, Sasori, Kisame, Heidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, And Orochimaru have decided to see if Deidara would like to join their gang. Orochimaru's not in the gang no more cause he's a freak. No offence to the Orochimaru lovers out there.

Sakura's POV

"Now that you know everyone, Deidara, would you like to join the Akatsuki gang?" I asked holding out the ring that clarafied theAkatsuki membership.

Deidara gave me a puzzled look.

"Do you want to join our fucking gang or not?!" Heidan shouted, food and spittle shooting out of his mouth.

"Say it, don't spray it..." Itachi grouled wipeing heidan's pre-chewed food off his chuckled and ruffled his Itachi-kun's hair. Itachi merely slaped his hand away.

"Are you going to join our gang?" I asked Deidra again.

"I'll have to think about it...un." Deidara murmured spooning applesause into his mouth.

I smiled, "Take your time then." Just as I said that Orochimaru came to our table and sat next to Deidara.

"What are you doing here Orochimaru? You know you're not allowed in our group anymore." Sasori hissed at the snake looking 17 year old.

"Shut it, I jusst came by to greet the new kid." Orochimaru hissed right back, "Are you enjoying Konaha High so far, Deidara?" Orochimaru said in his nicest voice.

"It's iight." Deidara said in a bored tone.

"Well I'd like your stay to be even better. How about you and I get together sometime-"

"I'M NOT GAY, UN!" Deidara shouted throwing what looked like a spider on Orochimaru.

"RUN!!" Tobi screamed and EVERYONE ran.

Everyone took cover as the Akatsuki table exploded and sent Orochimaru flying.

"Now that's a work of art, un!" Deidara said with that crazy smile back on his face, sounding pretty proud of himself.

"...Okay. This kid has problems..." Inner said, "Yeah I see that, but~ at least he got rid of Orochimaru for us." I said happily back to her.

Deidara began to laugh triumphantly until he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up to see Tsunadae, "Deidara. My ." She said walking out of the cafeteria.

"Damn, un." Deidara sulked as he followed Tsunadae out of the room.

"You really need to learn how to control your temper Deidara." I said greeting Deidara at the school entrance when it was finally time to go home. Deidara didn't answer me, he just followed me up ahead until we meet up with the rest of the gang. "Hey guys, Deidara's finally out of the office." I said.

"Bout fucking time." Hidan said starting to walk. "Damatte-yo(Shut up) Heidan!" I hissed as we all followed Hidan. We walked and talked as we slowly departed down our streets upon heading on home. Me and Deidara were the only ones left and we walked in an acward silence.

"So...Where do you live?" I asked Deidara after five minutes of uncomfertable silence. "Fukushuu st. hmm." Deidara answered. "Oh kool me too."

"Hey where u goin?" I asked as Deidara turned up a drive way. "Oh gomen. I was just goin on home hmm." Deidara replied turning to me, his face a little red. "Deidara...do u not like me?" I asked walking up to him. "Na-nani?" He asked blushing more. "I mean ever since the other's left you haven't said a word...Do u not like my presence?"

"Sakura...You may not understand how much i think i like u hmm." Deidara whispeared looking away from me. I blushed slightly "What is he saying? Is her saying he is in love with us?" Inner asked "I-I don't know" I said back to her. "Then why did u try so hard to ignore me Deidara?" I asked him. "Gomenasai(I'm Sorry) Sakura. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings..." I looked into his bright blue eyes and saw he was telling the truth, and i smiled at him "It's okay DeiDei," Deidara seemed to blush even brighter as i said that. "And we will be seeing a lot of each other around anyway."

"Why is that?hmm" Deidara said looking up at me. "Because we're nighbors, Sayonara DeiDei." I giggled as i ran across his lawn and into my house. My heart was pounding as i got into the house. Deidara was so cute I couldn't stand it! And the mere thought of him likeing me set my heart a fire. "Who the hell was that?" That cruel voice snatched me from my daydream. I looked up and saw a very pissed off father. I gave him a respectful bow "Nobody Father." I whispered. "Uso!(liar)" He hissed grabing a fistful of my hair. I gasped in pain. "Who the hell was that?" He hissed in my ear. "A classmate father!" I cryed out in fear and pain. He slung me on the ground and looked upon me with his always drunken angry eyes. I closed my eyes and braced myself for my beating.

Deidara's POV

"I'm such a Baka(idiot)" Deidara hissed to himself as he slung his body on his bed. "The cutest girl I've ever seen acually wanted to talk to me today and I upset her, wat to go you Baka." I thought to myself. I screamed into my pillow in frustration. I was ganna act like a new person for Sakura-chan tomarrow.

I looked at my clock and saw it was just 3:30 p.m. I sighed and grabed a hand full of clay. I love sculping and I loved to make them explode sometimes, it's such a beautiful at. As I thought about art i also thought about Sakura. She was some piece of art herself. He silky pink hair, her angelic voice and how she says my name...I just want to hear her moan it one time..just for me.. "AH! I am such a hentai!(pervert)"

Deidara:Sakura-chan is cute, ne?

Sakura: Aw Dei-kun you're so~ sweet!

Kisame and Heidan:*Barfing noises*

Me and Itachi: *Rolls eyes*

Tobi: *In la la land*