Hello! Welcome to my FIRST CHAPTER of Happiest Place on Gaia! I've posted this on my DA account () so you can read it there too! 3
I hope you enjoy this! 333
(THIS IS A YAOIish/SLASH/FLUFF/MPREG FIC! If you no-likey, NO-READIE! :'D)
Rating: PG (Or maybe…PG-13? ) (Adult-Content SPOKE of, impied sexuness :3)
Category: AU, Veeeery AU!3
Pairing(s): Cloud/Sephiroth, Aerith/Zack (More will come!3)
Warnings: Mpreg. (Really, My first attempt. Deal.) Evil scientists (coughHOJOcough), Furries. I bet'cha would never guess to see a furrie in a FFVII Fanfic, Huh?
Summary: This story (however long it will be)Follows a POV of my OC, Moose. She lives with Cloud and his lover Sephiroth. They have a daughter, Kumo, and...Maybe more? Read on.
Notes: After writing my gift-fic for MagicRat, I was given the strength and courage to write a Mpreg Fic! Squeee! Please, bare with me, this is my first attempt. I'm alreayd writing more so this aint a one-shot-one-deal kinda thing, plus it has a cliffhanger! 3
Another note; Moose, Dakota (Dr. Knights) and Kumo are all my OC's. I'll try and upload pictures of them soon enough...maybe... :'D
I sat on the couch, watching intently. I sat, just very…very still. This was like watching another marathon of 'CSI' of the exact same episode, over and over again. Like every episode, I knew how this would end; someone died, shame. Let me dive even deeper into what exactly was watching, because I know your reaction will be just priceless. I watch watching Cloud eat pudding. Joyful, ain't it? No, not just A pudding, his tenth cup. I did not even know we kept that much in the house.
Cloud scarfed down yet another cupplet. Licking his fingers before, diving in for another from a paper bag sitting beside him.
"That…will be your eleventh. Dude, really." I spoke, my hand lazily under one side of my jaw.
Only after pealing back the protective top, did he look at hi with those innocent mako eyes "Whuh-?"
"That. Is. Your eleventh Cup." I pointed, making him look down as if in shock. "You have short term memory loss? Do you not remember the last ten you ate in less than…seven minutes?"
"Oh-…Uh…" he looked down, then slowly moved the cup closer to me "Did you want some?"
Slapping a hand over my face, I sighed. Looking from between my fingers, I couldn't resist "Yeah, what the hell." I took the offering. I wagged my tail before grabbing a spoon that I was gonna give Cloud, but he intended on using his fingers.
Ah, yes. I did in fact say 'Tail'. Now, I'm off subject, but I might as well explain, I can tell your lost. I am what you would call an anthropomorphic animal. I accidentally crashed down into this alternate universe via a strong of highly illogical experiments from my dear friend Dr. Knights. She decided to use her best friend as a test subject to see what the outcomes were for inner universe travel. Long story short, I ended up face-planting in a random spot outside Midgar. Subsequently, I was found by some ShinRa guards or something and drug back into the city. Apparently they thought I was a perfect SOLIDER or something. Blah.
I ended up meeting Cloud after I managed to punch one of Dr. Hojo's helpers in the face for trying to give me an internal examination. All I heard from that was 'I'm going to grope your insides.' And I did not like that. Cloud thought I was cool and we became close friends.
Flip-flopping around with Cloud, soon I was aloud outside of ShinRa headquarters and set free into the streets. Once my dear friend found out I had no place to call home, he invited me to move in with him. Lovely.
"Dude, accept the facts; Pudding, eating almost every second, extremely cheerful…?" I waved my finger in loops, trying to get his brain to move.
"Oh…wait. You don't think…I'm…?" he dropped the cup he was holding for himself, realization sparking on his face. I just nodded. Yeeeeep.
"…Highly doubtful. Not possible." He just grumbled and bent down to indulge himself in the wonders of chocolate fat in a cup.
Another thing, after I moved in with Cloud did I find out that he lived not alone, but with General Sephiroth himself. Not to mention a kind of…thing…they both had going on. I accepted it rather quickly, getting use to seeing them kiss…blah blah blah. Normal, I guess. Love is love.
Now, around one year after living with them, had I found out what Cloud had been put through prior to me meeting him; Hojo knew nothing about the secret relationship between the blond and the general. Hojo had put Cloud through numerous experiments; Jenova cell implants, more mako fusion, and many other unmentionables. This came as no surprise; Hojo was batshit crazy. How he was still working at Shinra baffled me. Let me get straight to the point of how we came to be here at this moment now…
The experiments put on Cloud changed him…a lot. Only around three months did he start showing signs of the true genetic changes given; he was pregnant. I came as a shock but, how could it not? Sephiroth was perfectly fine with it, as long as Cloud was not in pain or hurt in any way. Following shortly after, He left Shinra. Hojo was furious and demanded to know, but we kept Cloud hidden and basically he vanished from the planet.
I was trained in SOLIDER to fight, just as Cloud was, since I was just another 'experiment'. I knew how to defend with very strong power, so I protected Cloud and Sephiroth and their baby for as long as I could. We ran from Hojo's minions, almost got blown up from our apartment, which Cloud was perky about 'We needed to move anyway.'
Their baby was born, a little girl weighing around seven pounds. They named her Kumo, which was Cloud in Japanese, but the kid looked like her daddy. Silver hair, a mirror image of her father, right down to the bright green eyes. They were now a family.
I was planning on leaving to return home, but they…and by 'they' I mean Cloud, insisted on me staying, claiming that I was part of their family. I guess I was, wasn't I?
"Alrighty then…" I just rolled my eyes, giggling.
"What's so funny?" he squeaked, his eyes now full of pain.
"What? I ever said anything was funny! Gosh…" I sighed "When your like this, you get so emotional…"
"Not. Pregnant." He growled. Really hormonal. Yech.
"Denial. Total denial. Next time, tell him to wear a—"
"Mommy!" a squeak was heard from the front door. Tiny feet ran inside, followed by a wave of long silver hair pulled back in a ponytail.
I laughed as Cloud was leapt on by his five-year-old daughter. "I missed you, Mommy!" My insides, how they melt!
"Missed you too, little bug!" I laughed, embracing her in a swift and warm hug.
At the door stood a woman with rich brown hair that poked up on the front to make 'bunny ears'. She smiled as she walked in, setting down a small pink backpack. "Hello, Moose." Aerith greeted.
They did not know my real name, so they used my code name; Moose. I don't know how I got that name, but Dr. Knights, or Dakota, gave me that name. She's weird, so whatever.
"Hello Aerith. How are you?" I walked over, giving a small hug.
"Fine. Kumi enjoyed her little play date. She and Angeal and getting along well."
Angeal was her and Zack's kid, a little buy that looked just like his daddy but had a strange blackish brown hair color. Every time Kumo went over to play, they would pretend they were their parents, battling the evil something or other.
"Follow, I've got some tea made up." I walked into the kitchen, grabbing two nice glasses from the cabinet
"So, how's everyone been?" Aerith asked sweetly. She'd only not talked to us for a few days, but she loved inner-family updates. She's very social that way. It makes Seph cringe.
"Eh…Were fine." I shrugged it off. Don't say a word. Not one word—
"…Whats with the fourteen packs of pudding?" I pointed to the paper bag on the floor, just thrown there to hide it, which was obviously not working.
"…Got hungry. Wanted some snacks." I did not turn around because the 'Aerith Confession Stare' was a killer. She could look at you and you'd spill the beans on anything or anyone. Honestly, that how Zack proposed; she stared at him and almost made the poor man cry.
"Moose, you never eat pudding. Plus, why would Sephiroth let you buy that stuff? He never lets junk food in the house!" Aerith exclaimed.
"I…Didn't but it…C-Cloud did." I ended up turning for a brief moment to look at her and it tumbled out of my mouth. Again, I'm not the best at keeping secrets. Not at all.
Aerith Just folded her arms and grinned slightly "Cloud bought those? For you?" She kinked her eyebrow up.
"…Yes. Yes he did."
"Lier."
"…I'm not lying."
"I can see it in your eyes; your sooooo lying."
"Fine!" I turned and quickly leaned in close to her face, panic in my eyes "It's Cloud snack, not mine!" then I turned back to my…whatever I was doing. Oh, right; ripping up bits of paper have something to clean. I tend to clean when I panic or want to avoid someone.
"…Aiieee!" Aerith squealed, then covered her mouth quickly, but the corners of her mouth were still perked up. "Does that mean…?"
"Eh-Shuush!" I fumbled around and put my finger to my lips, making a motion to keep her big mouth shut.
"Oh-ok. So…If that is the case…I trust Daddy Dearest does not yet know?"
"Well…I was planning on sneaking Cloud away to go see Dakota…"
"Dr. Knights? That's be perfect! I'll tag along!"
"NononononNo." I waved my arms around "Yoooou need to keep Sephiroth busy. Like…Take him scuba diving."
"But he hates water."
"Exactly. Just try and keep his mind off coming home—"
"Dinner with Zack! Perfect! I'll go start cooking!" Aerith jumped from her seat, then was out the door before I could respond. I just stood there, a dumb look on my face of confusion. That lady was crazier that a humming bird on coffee.
Cloud walked in, his daughter on his hip, and looked around "Aerith leave?"
I just pointed to the still there dust cloud by the door.
"Ah, so that's what it was…wait—Did you…you told her, didn't you!"
"Ah…not in so many words." I just pointed to the empty pudding cubs spilled from the bag by his feet. "She got a huge hint."
Cloud simply slapped a hand over his face, then looked at his daughter "Lil' Bug, how about you go play, ok? Auntie and I are just gonna talk." She set her down, and Kumo was off, giggling her head off.
"The giggling she must get from your side of the family." I added dryly. It's true, I've never seen or heard Sephiroth giggle. He chuckled once, but that was when Kumo barfed on me when she was a baby. He enjoyed it more that I did.
"Whats the plan, might I ask?" Cloud was glaring at me. Hello hormones.
"I'm going to call Dakota to see if she can see you. Better her that…" I did not have to finish, We both understood.
According to ShinRa Files, Cloud was not even living in Midgar anymore. We did not have to change last names, but Dakota got help from Rude and Reno with changing some bits in both Cloud and Seph's files; they were living in separate places on Gaia.
I held my cell phone, slowly dialing the number. After a few short rings, someone answered.
"Moose! What do you want?" The voice was British and sounded very ticked off.
"Hello to you, too."
"What?"
"Dakota, can I bring Cloud in? He's…sick." Simple and to the point.
"…Fine. Bring him in close to closing. I need the place cleared so no one will see him."
I took a deep breath and smiled, closing my eyes "Dakota, you're a great friend."
"I'm risking my job for you, you know that? I risked it back when I changed the files. If I ever loose my job…-"
"I'll let you move in with us! Lovely."
"No. I would never move into that loony bin if it were the happiest place on Earth."
"That would mean Sephy would have to have Mickey ears."
"Good-Bye, Moose." A quick click.
Dakota was the one responsible for sending me here in the first place. She was very smart, and created the thing that sent me here. Once I had been gone for a few months, she sent herself here in search for me. Once she and I were reunited, Rufus ShinRa sought her to be a useful ally. Now, she managed to earn a job as one of the many head scientists In the ShinRa labs. She was the one who told Cloud he was pregnant the first time, and the only one I could really trust.
I looked at the clock; A quarter 'till 8. The labs would be closing in around ten minutes. I traveled away from my room to go find the little blonde Chocobo clone and get him ready.
So, Enjoy it yet? :'D I bet you know whats going on ;333 Can't guess what I've so obviously filled out? Read the next chapter! 333
Moose: Why...Do I sound...very sarcastic?
Because you are, dear creation! 3
Cloud: I'm Pregnant? Why...?
Because your the Uke! :'D Everyone knows that! :3
Cloud: ...I'm ALWAYS the Uke? Really? This is...extremely depressing. /emo
It's OK! Your gonna be kickass in future chapters!
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No Comments, Sephy-dear?
Sephy-dear: I'm pissed enough you brought me into this. ...
What? you don't LOVVVVVEEEE Cloud? ;3;
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Seph...?
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Moose: Just upload the next chapter. He's ignoring you until he actually HAS a part. he's only mentioned here. /duh
KAY! :'D