I was thinking what is the one way Ranma 1/2 doesn't end. It came to me
that legally. Here is a little view on how it could have happened. There
are lots of part I would like to see done; the fight at the Nekohaten, the
gathering of the evidence, or scenes after this article. If anyone wants to
write some go right ahead, but let me post it on FF.net with this one.
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Ranma 1/2 & Urusai Yatsura belong to their owners and King of Fighters theirs. Sailor Moon belong to their owners.
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Posted in the August 23, 1998 Tokyo National Times 33 part of 33 part Exposese on the Nerima Wrecking Crew.
By Ranma Soatome
Dear Reader,
The Tokyo National Times has asked me to complete the history of the Nerima Wrecking Crew. For two years the Chaos was contained to Nerima, but as that gaijin show said, "All good things come to an end." After what the Nerimians dubbed the 'Tendo Wedding Disaster,' the battles between my friends/rivals increased and spread into other outlying Districts. This had the effect of drawing in other groups, such as the circus called Tomobiki and Jubaan's Sailor Senshi. The fiancée brigade's battles increased too; fed by the sister of one Tendo Akane, named Nabiki Tendo. A side note to this story is that Nabiki Tendo aka ' The Ice Queen' has lost all the money she made during this period to her defense in court.
What started as a normal day for me during this time changed everything. Get splashed with cold water by Akane, than thrown out the window into the Koi pond by the man called my father, Genma. After dunking said man now a panda into self said pond. Dodging what Akane would call breakfast. The recipe attempted in this case was a Canadian Omelet with 3 eggs, Canadian Bacon, Cheese, mushrooms, ham, olives, and oregano. What was in it was three eggs, motor oil, butter, toadstools, Uranium 238, Baking Soda, and 8 other compounds still unidentified. I refused to eat it and got booted out throw the roof.
I fell onto Tokyo Unversity grounds, where 3 students helped pull me out of the crater and hauled into a seat inside the law library. Their discussion was a case on under age child pornography. I asked one question, "What are you talking about?" After a couple of examples and hearing my story, I was introduced to Dr. Takashima of the Law Library. This lead to my introduction to the National Police. I was questioned and supplied a new camera and microphone that could take the damage I dealt with on a daily basis.
At month three of the stakeout we had gathered enough evidence to bring down the flag. At 1:00pm April 23rd the take down began. The first target was Happousai, the trap was a carnival game where if you knock down all the targetsyou won as many panties as you can carry. The old freak found it in no time. Thanks to a donation from every cross dresser strip bar in Tokyo the female panties were infused with male ki. Like before he gains some of his 'silky darlings' he draws some of the ki off. This blew his system out of wack. His cell is covered in male underware donated by the group 'Women Against Perverts.'
Nabiki Tendo was taken down at the same time after being offered and accepting 100,000 Yen for nude pictures of Akane Tendo, Ukyo Kouji, Shampoo, and yours Truly. The next set was the three Kunos. They were arrested without incident with the help of Sasuke. This was done by the use of Kodachi's sleeping potions. Ashoshi Kuno has been deported to Hawaii and Hawaii is trying to deport him back to Japan. Tatewaki Kuno is moving into the Saotome home after six months of drug recovery. Kodachi Kuno is recovering at a undisclosed location and should reenter society sometime around 2005. With this arrest only four groups were left: The Tendos/ Saotomes, the Amazons, Ryouga, and Ukyo Kouji.
To take care of the Amazons a few favors were called in. The raid on the Nekohaten included Iori Yagami, Terry & Andy Bogard, Wolfgang Krauser, and Prince Herb of the Musk Dynasty. Also attached was the local fire department. Thanks to the fire departments efforts Mousse and Shampoo were taken out early. Krauser was reported offering to by drinks for all who were in the raid for a most satisfying feeling of pain. Cologne is reported doing well in the hospital. It is expected she will be able to leave the hospital and recover 30% of her bodies usage. Shampoo remains a cat at the local pound waiting to stand trial. Mousse showing intelligeance turned states witness to have all charges dropped in exchange to testify against the Amazons. He has gained a job serving as a bodyguard for the singer Aphrodite.
Ryouga Hibiki was found wandering outside Shinjuku and offered a ride to Nerima and accepted. He was delivered to jail and after a psycological evaluation was sent to Happy Harry's Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Good news is his finacee will be taking him soon to her farm to recover. Ukyo Kouji has pleaded guilty and recieved a 300,000 fine and 5,000 hours public service. She also has been adopted in to the Saotome clan as a cousin.
By the time came for the Tendo Household everyone knew what was going on. Doing a public service and attacking the three targeted while the police stormed the compound. I pounded Genma into paste and Akane attacked me . Her qoute was,"For real this time baka!" I responded by saying, "My pleasure." The fight was short lived and we found she is into S&M. Soun passed out when her daughter Kasumi knocked him out with a frying pan. I still have a hard time believing that Kasumi can be violent. Genma is setting records after his capture; examples are he is only person to have every surviving person from King of Fighter Tournaments uses all their specials for the Nekoken and child abuse, he also is stand trial as the first person to be charge and tried by several nations at once in the Hague World Court. Akane in now locked away and will be tried by remote camera after attempted killing of several prison guard after a cavity search. Soun Tendo is under going treatment for depression and emotional swings. A side note is Nodoka Saotome serving as part of an omai arranging the marriage of one Kasumi Tendo and one Tofu Ono, the twins are expected in late January.
Yours Truly has been living with his mother in Juuban and beating up some of the local monsters for practice. Attending Jubaan High is interesting and I have met a nice girl who is kind and sweet. We confirmed our being boyfriend and girlfriend after five months of dating. She has her studies as a priority and I keep up my martial arts training. A postitive side is I have sparing sessions with Terry Bogard, Geese Howard, Kyo Kusanagi, and Wolfgang Krauser. Lum Redit, Benten, and Oyuki show up on occasion to take martial art lessons.
Yours Truly,
Ranma Soatome
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Ranma 1/2 & Urusai Yatsura belong to their owners and King of Fighters theirs. Sailor Moon belong to their owners.
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Posted in the August 23, 1998 Tokyo National Times 33 part of 33 part Exposese on the Nerima Wrecking Crew.
By Ranma Soatome
Dear Reader,
The Tokyo National Times has asked me to complete the history of the Nerima Wrecking Crew. For two years the Chaos was contained to Nerima, but as that gaijin show said, "All good things come to an end." After what the Nerimians dubbed the 'Tendo Wedding Disaster,' the battles between my friends/rivals increased and spread into other outlying Districts. This had the effect of drawing in other groups, such as the circus called Tomobiki and Jubaan's Sailor Senshi. The fiancée brigade's battles increased too; fed by the sister of one Tendo Akane, named Nabiki Tendo. A side note to this story is that Nabiki Tendo aka ' The Ice Queen' has lost all the money she made during this period to her defense in court.
What started as a normal day for me during this time changed everything. Get splashed with cold water by Akane, than thrown out the window into the Koi pond by the man called my father, Genma. After dunking said man now a panda into self said pond. Dodging what Akane would call breakfast. The recipe attempted in this case was a Canadian Omelet with 3 eggs, Canadian Bacon, Cheese, mushrooms, ham, olives, and oregano. What was in it was three eggs, motor oil, butter, toadstools, Uranium 238, Baking Soda, and 8 other compounds still unidentified. I refused to eat it and got booted out throw the roof.
I fell onto Tokyo Unversity grounds, where 3 students helped pull me out of the crater and hauled into a seat inside the law library. Their discussion was a case on under age child pornography. I asked one question, "What are you talking about?" After a couple of examples and hearing my story, I was introduced to Dr. Takashima of the Law Library. This lead to my introduction to the National Police. I was questioned and supplied a new camera and microphone that could take the damage I dealt with on a daily basis.
At month three of the stakeout we had gathered enough evidence to bring down the flag. At 1:00pm April 23rd the take down began. The first target was Happousai, the trap was a carnival game where if you knock down all the targetsyou won as many panties as you can carry. The old freak found it in no time. Thanks to a donation from every cross dresser strip bar in Tokyo the female panties were infused with male ki. Like before he gains some of his 'silky darlings' he draws some of the ki off. This blew his system out of wack. His cell is covered in male underware donated by the group 'Women Against Perverts.'
Nabiki Tendo was taken down at the same time after being offered and accepting 100,000 Yen for nude pictures of Akane Tendo, Ukyo Kouji, Shampoo, and yours Truly. The next set was the three Kunos. They were arrested without incident with the help of Sasuke. This was done by the use of Kodachi's sleeping potions. Ashoshi Kuno has been deported to Hawaii and Hawaii is trying to deport him back to Japan. Tatewaki Kuno is moving into the Saotome home after six months of drug recovery. Kodachi Kuno is recovering at a undisclosed location and should reenter society sometime around 2005. With this arrest only four groups were left: The Tendos/ Saotomes, the Amazons, Ryouga, and Ukyo Kouji.
To take care of the Amazons a few favors were called in. The raid on the Nekohaten included Iori Yagami, Terry & Andy Bogard, Wolfgang Krauser, and Prince Herb of the Musk Dynasty. Also attached was the local fire department. Thanks to the fire departments efforts Mousse and Shampoo were taken out early. Krauser was reported offering to by drinks for all who were in the raid for a most satisfying feeling of pain. Cologne is reported doing well in the hospital. It is expected she will be able to leave the hospital and recover 30% of her bodies usage. Shampoo remains a cat at the local pound waiting to stand trial. Mousse showing intelligeance turned states witness to have all charges dropped in exchange to testify against the Amazons. He has gained a job serving as a bodyguard for the singer Aphrodite.
Ryouga Hibiki was found wandering outside Shinjuku and offered a ride to Nerima and accepted. He was delivered to jail and after a psycological evaluation was sent to Happy Harry's Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Good news is his finacee will be taking him soon to her farm to recover. Ukyo Kouji has pleaded guilty and recieved a 300,000 fine and 5,000 hours public service. She also has been adopted in to the Saotome clan as a cousin.
By the time came for the Tendo Household everyone knew what was going on. Doing a public service and attacking the three targeted while the police stormed the compound. I pounded Genma into paste and Akane attacked me . Her qoute was,"For real this time baka!" I responded by saying, "My pleasure." The fight was short lived and we found she is into S&M. Soun passed out when her daughter Kasumi knocked him out with a frying pan. I still have a hard time believing that Kasumi can be violent. Genma is setting records after his capture; examples are he is only person to have every surviving person from King of Fighter Tournaments uses all their specials for the Nekoken and child abuse, he also is stand trial as the first person to be charge and tried by several nations at once in the Hague World Court. Akane in now locked away and will be tried by remote camera after attempted killing of several prison guard after a cavity search. Soun Tendo is under going treatment for depression and emotional swings. A side note is Nodoka Saotome serving as part of an omai arranging the marriage of one Kasumi Tendo and one Tofu Ono, the twins are expected in late January.
Yours Truly has been living with his mother in Juuban and beating up some of the local monsters for practice. Attending Jubaan High is interesting and I have met a nice girl who is kind and sweet. We confirmed our being boyfriend and girlfriend after five months of dating. She has her studies as a priority and I keep up my martial arts training. A postitive side is I have sparing sessions with Terry Bogard, Geese Howard, Kyo Kusanagi, and Wolfgang Krauser. Lum Redit, Benten, and Oyuki show up on occasion to take martial art lessons.
Yours Truly,
Ranma Soatome