Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll
M or R rated
Just in case kids
Hoping to make it a little crack
Evil Dork
A small idea got while being hospitalize.
Ch1
"Come on ladieeees!" Ruby sanged as she opened the door of her apartment leading the herd in.
Emma was the first plopping herself on the couch.
"Oh yes" she moaned buring herself deeper into the cushions.
Regina passed by the moaning woman shaking her head disapprovingly and made herself at home sitting on a chair. Snow chuckled as she balanced the huge bags of alcohol. Elsa rushed to help her while Anna was immerse in a baby talk with Cindy (Cinderella) over Alex.
"Aw hell naw Anna! Put everything comfy on the ground and would someone please wake Emma!?"
Regina smirked.
"I can help you with that dear" she stated as she lifted the back of the couch toppling Emma to the ground.
Ruby smiled at her.
"Damn! Thanks Gina!"
Emma sprawled on the ground and pushed the cushions off her.
She huffed and glared at Regina who only stuck her tongue out to her.
"Now girls behave"
Emma sat up and glared at her mother while Regina sat beside her on a cushion shushing the pixie hair.
"You know nothing, Snow White"
Emma laughed, there was only one explanation.
"Henry?"
Regina lifted a brow.
"Of course not Ms Swan I've read the books and watched the show"
Emma's eyes widen comically before smiling coyly. Apparently there wasn't one explanation.
"Well I drink to that"
"Well I drink to a night without men" Anna sighed as she plopped down on a cushion. Elsa sat beside her and took her hand in hers.
"Kristof is anxious for the wedding isn't he?"
Anna laughed.
"Yeah, I mean isn't that my job? You know as in getting stressed, eating and like getting everything ready and the list! Oh and the flowers!-"
"GAME OF THORNS!"
Emma and Regina chanted before starting to do the Game of Thrones intro song. Emma did the low accompanying tunes while Regina focused in the main.
Ruby entered with the glasses and join them. Snow and Cindy entered behind with the various and varied bottles of alcohol. When they ended the song everyone was seated.
"They had something before, right?"
Anna whispered to her sister.
Elsa shook her head.
"They're just weird like that"
"Well! I drink to no babies!" Cindy exclaimed gaining a cheer from Snow.
"My god yes! I hope the boys don't screw this up!"
Snow sighed giving out cups.
Cindy nodded.
"Too bad Belle couldn't come"
"Well she's pregnant! Not good drinking material!" Exclaimed Red as she got up and turn on the music which Emma approved with a holler, which shattered Regina's ear and she snapped her fingers to the rhythm.
"We are gonna get soooooooooooooo DRRRUNK!"
Red screamed and jumped in the same place.
And soon the drinking began.
At 1 am the situation was pretty heated and the girls were all not overly but seriously drunk.
"Okay, alright children!" Snow said standing up, Snow could really hold up her alcohol it impressed everyone except Regina. She lived for years with seven dwarfs what did you expect?
Snow was now wearing Regina's blazer and a random tie she found along with her white turtleneck sweater.
"I think! But this is what I think!-"
"Come on!" Yelled Anna who was swaying and nodding unsynced with the music.
"Well I say we do as many shots As we can, pick your favorite, not rum Emma, I forbid you"
Emma lifted her whisky.
"Hell no 'lass'!" She imitated hook between closed eyes and made the girls laugh.
"We do as many shots as we can to the song 'shots'!"
Ruby howled.
"HELL YEAH! Man! I should have bought weed!" Regina, who was wearing Emma's red leather jacket, pointed at Ruby agreeing with the mistake.
Elsa and Anna looked confused.
"Weed? Why, (laughs) why would you buy weed?"
Cindy shushed them and petted their heads.
"It's okay, it's okay to be young and naive, and amateurs to this big scary world or should I say 'scawy'?"
Regina cackled evilly.
"You are so drunk Cinderella"
Cindy laughed.
"I am, aren't i!?"
Snow who was staring unfocused clapped her hands.
"ARE YOU READY!?"
And everybody go
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
Shots
EVERYBODY!
Most of them drunk them through except Elsa who spat some.
"Oh boy" she extended her mouth and gaged at the burning taste.
"That's going to hit" Emma laughed lifting a glass which she clicked with Regina before downing it.
"People! I predict the FUTURE!" Said Red putting a hand on her face and waving the other in a circular motion.
"And I! RUBINI! Predict great hangovers coming up!"
"No shit Rubini" Regina snapped before drinking her tequila.
-later-
Emma who had her tank top latched in her head as a make shift hat and aviators was dancing closely with a skirt less Regina. Explanation, strip poker.
Ruby was doing an arm wrestling contest with Anna, the loser had to drink while Elsa was the referee. Elsa had to black stripes drawn to her cheeks.
Cindy was modeling Snow winnings.
Yes Snow beat their asses in strip poker. She won Red's panties, Emma's tank top, Regina's skirt and bra, Elsa's shirt and Anna's bra.
"Oh yes very nice!" Snow laughed throwing the clothing to Cindy as money. The blonde giggled, Snow had all the mafia.
It wasn't until 3 in the morning the the ambience calmed and they were officially drunk of their asses. Regina and Emma were now slow dancing to a reggae. More like Emma grinding on Regina to the music of ' A lalala long'. Emma's tank top was now wrapped in Regina's hand after the brunette proved that her hand was an excellent baseball bat, and had a glass thrown at her by Anna. It wasn't a home run.
Red had found some weed and was smoking it with Anna and Snow while Cindy and Elsa were making faces at each other.
Anna was high,admiring the effects of this weed, looking at the flames eating the joint with a 'woooow'.
Red exhaled and said.
"Come gather around my people"
Elsa and Cindy took seat. Red glared at the couple still dancing and that had their hands all over each other.
"Hey! Earth to Regina! Come on"
Emma dragged Regina and they sat down. The joint went around twice before Ruby spoke again.
"Have you guys ever noticed that The Evil Queen in the animated movie is like a nun compared to what Regina was in the enchanted forest?"
Everyone chuckled even Emma who had an arm wrapped around Regina's shoulders.
"That is ... True yes" Regina admired slowly taking a drag.
Snow snorted.
"Please everyone was a nun compared to Regina! Even Ruby now would be a nun if you ever show up with one of those dresses!"
The girls laughed again.
"I don't know about that snow!" Said Cindy winking at Ruby.
"Wait so was like Regina was a slut?" Anna laughed at her statement and at Regina's offended face.
"No, I was a queen!"
Elsa extended her hand and Regina accepted her high five.
"Oh right you guys are from Asgard!" Emma reasoned with big eyes.
"Arandelle" Elsa corrected with closed eyes.
"Potato potatoe" Emma waved off the correction.
Anna laughed.
"I want to see you in one of those dresses Regina!"
Everyone 'OOOH'.
"Oh yeah! I want Evil Cleavage back!" Ruby stated with a slow nod and Regina rolled her eyes.
"Yes!" Snow agreed and Cindy laughed nodding.
"Oh I want to see the Prostitute Queen!" Elsa hollered making Regina blush a little.
"Shut up ice machine"
"Hey! At least I'm not a icicle like Marian, a Marcicle" Elsa laughed.
" I have to admit, when I became Martin Mcfly and I saw you, damn Regina! You are a panties ruiner!" Emma confessed making Regina hide her blush on the crook of the blondes neck.
"Well I'm glad you think so Ms Swan" she whispered in her ear. Emma shivered before her eyes light up with a memory.
"Oh RUBES! Do you remember the day, back when I first got into town that we did the 'Ms Swan' drinking game!"
Ruby laughed hard remembering.
"And deputy Swan was two shots! I remember! We walked together around town with vodka hidden in water bottles and purposely would get in Regina's way to see how she reacted! It was awesome! We got wasted!"
Regina huffed between the laughter.
"How classy! How irresponsible Ms swan and Ms Lucas! That explains a lot"
Emma and Ruby 'OOOOH' before having a shot. Regina rolled her eyes. Cindy stood up swaying a little and clean the laughing tears from her eyes.
"Well guys is my cue" she said staring at the clock.
Anna jumped at the numbers and fell back from her drunk state.
"Oh god Kris is going to kill me!" Elsa helped her up and they waved a goodbye.
At 4 o'clock only 4 remained.
"Do you think we are really drunk?" Ruby asked at no one in particular.
"Oh we are very drrrunk Ruby" Regina said rolling her 'r'. Everyone perked at that.
"Okay that was hot!" Emma said pointing at the woman cocooned against her chest.
"Yeah it was! You should say Robin's name like that!" Exclaimed Snow as she leaned to slapped Regina on the arm. Ruby laughed.
" oh yeah! Can totally picture it! Hola RRRROBIN! And the dude would loose the ability to speak due to his erection that's about to break his pants!" Regina huffed and buried her face deeper in Emma.
" I don't want Robin" she mumbled and Emma stroked her back.
Ruby arched a brow and leaned closer.
"Okay girls, now that we are even, who, in this room would you kiss?"
"Lightly on the lips?" Snow asked and Ruby nodded. Snow hummed in thoughts her eyes landed on Emma but quickly moved to Regina who glared at her which made look at Red. Smiling Snow leaned forward and kissed Ruby. Ruby fist pumped the air in celebration.
"Holy shit" Emma whispered with a slacked jaw. When the parted Ruby laughed.
"I knew it , I'm hotter than Prince Charming! Now Emma" Ruby pointed at the only blonde who blushed. The forest eyes didn't go all the way around instead they settled quickly on Regina.
"Pantie ruiner" Emma whispered softly and Regina smirked with lustful eyes. Without warning the brunette smashed her lips against Emma's with such a force that Emma felled backwards with Regina on top of her attacking her lips. Emma parted her mouth and deepened the kiss wrapping her arms and legs around the grinding Regina.
Ruby and Snow stared how the kiss became a hot make out session full of moans and groans.
"We should leave them" Snow nodded and accompanied Ruby to her bedroom. To sleep.
Regina took the advantage of Emma's shirtless form to unclasp her bra and grope her boobs. Emma moaned as the brunette pinched her garden nipples.
"Oh god Regina you are so wet"
Emma said as Regina sucked her neck lightly. Emma pushed her leather jacket off Regina and popped open shirt while Regina worked on her skinny jeans. They moans at the contact of the fresh skin molding against each other and pantie ripping before falling into the hazy night of lust.
A.N
Hell I don't know what they were giving me in that machine.
So what you think more?
Evil Dork!