You ever see one of those shows where there's this guy or girl who's magically transported into a land with an environment that is the exact opposite of what that person is? You know the story, cute magical land and dark depressing main character, yeah well consider me mister pessimist himself. My name is Alex but when I was transported to Equestria I changed it to Blade because why the hell not. Okay so maybe I should start from the beginning of my story…
I'm a college student who works a part time job with a lot of late night shifts. I've seen a lot of weird shit you know drugged up homeless people, drunk homeless people, thugs tagging. I've even seen people being mugged and fighting each other. What am I supposed to do? I'm 5'6 and not very strong not to mention I have no intent of dying. Anyways the point being is I'm not really fazed by much so a car speeding is not surprising. What is surprising is a car speeding TOWARDS me and hitting me head on. My car was totaled and I was probably unconscious for a couple of hours because I saw the sunrise when I woke up. I was outside surrounded by broken glass and I'm pretty sure I broke a couple ribs because it fucking hurt to move! The asshole who hit me was nowhere to be found but I couldn't give less of a shit right now all I cared about was finding my phone and calling my parents. I grabbed what I thought was either my phone or the phone of Mr. asshole. Thinking back to what had happened I should have known a smart phone would never survive a 70 something mph car collision but being severely hurt kind of impairs your thinking. I apparently grabbed some kind of black crystal and as soon as I grabbed it BOOM just like that I was back to lying on the ground before I could even finish my sentence.
"What the fu-"
So...what do you think? Any options on how to write this story?