Tsuna:
1.) Be the boss of a mafia family? Sound sweet!
2.) Nah I think Haru's tits are better than Kyokos.
3.) Straight A student coming through!
4.) Who wants to see my manly pecks?
Gokudera:
1.) Tsuna is the worse boss.
2.) Yamamoto deserves to be Tsuna's right hand man.
3.) Boom boom boom boom. I want you in my room! O 3 O
4.) Go on Haru bend over and let me slap that ass.
Yamamoto:
1.) Sushi is gross.
2.) I got this scar on my chin from sucking dicks too hard.
3.) I want to shove this baseball bat into my ass.
4.) I throw like a girl. :(
Ryohei:
1.) Can you guys calm down already, you're giving me a headache.
2.) But really nothing is extreme.
3.) Turn down for what?
4.) Bang bang goes the choo choo train the homies say hooo.
Hibari:
1.) Fuck school.
2.) Fuck birds.
3.) Fuck Chinese people.
4.) And fuck your mother.
Basil:
1.) You.
2.) This is Basil, Enma, and Tsuna and we are. . .the Hyper Uke Trio!
3.) Dolphins are just gay sharks.
4.) My name is Basil i cum on you.
Mukuro:
1.) Spongebob lives inside of me.
2.) No, no, I don't have psychological problems that stems from my childhood.
3.) My hair looks delicious.
4.) I want to ku fu-fu-fuck you.
Lambo:
1.) Something intelligent.
Reborn:
1.) Haru made my outfits.
2.) Don't worry this is a squirt gun.
3.) Fear my ninja skills.
4.)Why bother, just give up dude you suck.