I don't own these characters, duhh...

Just a little fluffy cloud of pure smut with a bit of a ... er, abusive situation. :) Please do not read if you are easily offended. Basically: this story contains elements of abuse and sex. And it's kind of dirty. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Also this is the first story I'm actually posting on FF... Enjoy :)


"But it is... Jayne is a female name! Even modified with an extra vowel, it is a girl's name." River was aware that her body temperature and heart rate were rising as she taunted him. In her heightened state of awareness, she could feel everything. She wanted to feel him. She moved forward, pressing her body into Jayne's. He tried to take a step back.

"It ain't no girl's name, missy, now you better shut yo-"

"Cease talking before you hit me?" River smiled up at him. "Shall we play a game then? A game where you will hit me... but why bother to play, Since you hit like a girl."

Jayne guffawed, blinking at her. "I don't hit like no girl!" He growled, nervously backing up into the the cold metal wall. River kept moving closer to him, close enough so he could feel the heat her body emitted. She smelled good, like mint and soap and a little bit sweaty. It was intoxicating. Jayne had to fight not to give in, to grab her and wrap himself up in her scent and warmth and smooth, taunt limbs...

River laughed, a light tinkling laugh, like raindrops. "You hit me before like a girl," She purred at him, before unexpectedly breaking off and announcing "Logic states that if I insult you enough, you'll hit me again." She took half a step closer to him.

"You-you want me to hit you? What in the gorram hell…"

River was only centimeters from his face now. He could feel her breath, soft on his lips.

"Prove that you're not a girl, do it, do it," As River goaded him, she smirked and reached out, lightly running her fingertips along the scar from when she had slashed him with a knife. Something about her touch made Jane snap, perhaps muscle memory from her previous attack. His arm flew up and he slugged her across the face, yelling "I ain't no girl!"

River was flung backwards and hit the opposite wall. In only seconds she had regained her balance. She looked back up at Jayne, her lip bleeding again, like it had the first time. "And what exactly is wrong with being a girl?" She yelled dramatically, and dashed forward. She punched him hard in the face, her fist swinging hard against his jaw. He stumbled backwards this time, hiting the wall with a hard clang. He grabbed River, pulling her closer to him.

"Nuffin's wrong with bein' a girl," he growled, his mouth against her face, "I just want everyone to know that I'm a damn man."

River smiled and reached down, grabbing his dick underneath his pants. "Oh yeah?" She flexed her hand, causing Jayne to exhale sharply. "Well, why don't you show me that you're a damn man, show me again…."