Hey guys. Sorry about this, but I just had to write it. It's pretty much just a HetaOni poem based off of the English translation for the Vocaloid song Bad∞End∞Night. There will be two more (one based off of Crazy∞Night and one based off of Twilight∞Night).

Also, sorry if I put this in the wrong category and that I had to use lines to separate out sections/stanzas.


Four countries looking deep, deep in the woods

arrive at an empty mansion at noon

faded map in hand...


They knock on the mansion's damaged door.


"Hello? Is anyone there?"

"What was that noise?"

"Maybe we should go."

"I'll go take a look."


They gather in the foyer and Japan goes to look.

"A broken plate...but how did it get here?"

"Is this place haunted?"

"...but no."

"Perhaps I should return to the others."


When he returned, no one's there.


"Oh, did they leave after all?"

"But the door's locked."

"I'll go take a look around."

"Hmmm... where did they go?"

"Maybe this way..."


You are the lead actors in this Crazy nighT,

all dressed up with scared faces.

Once you're lost just enough,

won't you enjoy yourselves so?


Run, scream, be scared

forget what's good and bad

'Till the point of madness,

enjoy a Scary nighT!


Night came, but something was amiss

Japan looked for his friends but no one was there.


"Shall we tell you a SE-creT?"

"Take a look at the clocks..."

"YoU… wOn'T… eScApE."


Scared, the countries fled

into a secret room.

And opening the door they found...

a pile of coffins.


"Oh, my..."

"So you saw it..."

"DangeR! DangeR!"

"Are you scared yet?"

"Where'RE you goinG?"


"Where, indeed?"


You are the lead actors in this Crazy nightT -

is all according to script?

When, then, of tonight? What End[inG]?

It's all up to you, you know...


Search, look hard for your Happy endinG

but mess up the order and it's all over.

Does the True enD lie in the coffins?

Ah, is it another Bad∞end∞nighT?


"What can we do to get home?"

"Once my game is over..."

"You can return..."

"Where has the key ended up?"

"That coldly glinting key..."


"...fooound it."


We are the lead actors in this Crazy nighT

plunging knives into your clocks

Once we'd swung them just enough

we began to fix the time.


You are the lead actor in this Crazy nighT

all dressed up with a big, fake smile

Once you've died just enough

won't you enjoy yourself so?


Now that the actors and stage have gone

let's go home together, 'kay?

And in the end it was just

a halfway Bad∞end∞nighT!


Run, flee from here

forget what's sweet and bitter

'Till the point of madness,

enjoy a Hapless nighT!


In the now silent room, a shadow gave a round of applause

"A good show you put on tonight."

And it picked up the journal, weeping...