Disclaimer I don't own diabolik lovers
A Gentleman
Reiji gritted his teeth. He was livid, it was the last straw, he had put up with all of his brothers antics for to long, and he, having had quite enough of it, had finally decided to do something about it. Reiji grinned darkly as he pulled something from out of his pocket, it was a small, black bottle, full of a concoction Reiji had worked tirelessly on, in his lab, not deadly, but it made the drinker incredibly depressed and subdued, also rather prone listen to suggestions. Reiji almost rubbed his hands together evilly in glee, yes, this would do the trick and set them all straight.
Later, before his brothers came to dinner, Reiji slipped the mixture into their drinks. When they all sat down to eat, Reiji could hardly hold back his excitement, and watched them out of the corner of his eye, waiting for the his chemical stew to take affect. But the longer he waited the more disappointed and puzzled he became, nothing was happening, Reiji growled to himself grumpily, it didn't make any sense, his drug had been perfect, what had gone wrong? He took a deep breath trying to calm himself, there was nothing he could do, he would just have to let it go, and examine his recipe when he got back to his room. Dinner seemed to go as usual, at the very end, when Reiji was drinking the last of his water. There was a sudden bang! And almost all of the Sakamakis were throw across the room, and it went dark.
When Reiji came to, he felt himself on a small soft surface. He was still rather out of it, and not completely conscious, he moved and stretched his limbs slightly, he flexed his hands slightly, then paused, he felt something soft but also rather firm, he squeezed it, then squeezed a few more times, it felt kinda...nice, yes, very nice, he smirked sleepily, then got a firm grip on the soft, firm, nice thing, and yawned. He opened his eyes blearily, and saw a mess of white hair, he froze, he was lying on Subaru, which meant...he looked down,...he appeared to have a rather tight hold of Subaru's behind.
Reiji stifled a scream, and rapidly crawled off Subaru, looking around the wrecked room, he was thankful to find no one else had woken up yet. When he had finally recovered from his embarrassment, he took in the complete mess of the room, he noticed a small note laying beside him, 'Don't try something like that again.'
Shu was the only one missing. Reiji snarled, Shu! It was Shu! Pulling something like that, then making a fool of him! Well, fuck Shu! He was getting back at him if it killed him! He was done taking his brothers bullshit! He said so! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Idk I came up with and wrote this at 1 am xD I don't even know what to think of it, probably that I shouldn't write at 1 am