General Hammond walked into the briefing room expecting the worst. He had seen a corporal outside, who said, "They're back sir… just… they're not making sense." Of course, he had to go in and see what happened anyway.
Hammond walked in the door, to see a strange sight. Jack and Daniel were sitting at the opposite end of the table having an argument that seemed to only consist of two words.
"Jack…"
"Daniel."
"Jaaackk…"
"Daniel."
"Jack!"
Teal'c sat closest to him, apparently amusing himself by raising one eyebrow, then the other, then both, then starting over again. "Indeed," he said to himself between phases. The general looked at Sam, who was sitting in her usual spot with both hands folded in front of her on the table, completely ignoring the others. Hammond quickly decided she was the only sane one on the team and addressed his question to her.
"What the hell is going on?" Sam got a thoughtful look on her face.
"I want pie…" she said. Her eyes, along with Jack and Daniel's, widened. Teal'c stopped playing with his eyebrows. They all turned and pointed to an empty spot near the back of the room.
"URGO!" They screamed in unison.
Scratch that, the general thought, they're all nuts.
This is a rather stupid fic, but I want to dedicate it to Don S. Davis, the best damn SGC commander ever