Shmee Evil?
Disclaimer: Jhonen Vasquez and SLG have da rights to JTHM not me
Afterward: I would like my first Fan Fiction writing to be about something few realize: Shmee could be evil. This will be a one-shot I want you to decide if Shmees evil or not.
Story: Johnny walked out of his house smelling the disgusting polluted air of the city. He walked down his driveway and on to the sidewalk. Then seeing Squee on the sidewalk holding a familiar but yet unfamiliar stuffed animal. Johnny walked over to Squee, bent down and asked "Whose that little fella right there?" Squee as usual was a little scared at the sight of Johnny but spoke "His name is Shmee. Why do you ask?" "Does Shmee talk to you?" asked Johnny. "Yes all the time and yet again I ask why do you ask?" Johnny was now a little scared. He hoped Shmee wasn't like Doe Boy was. "Squee we need to talk. You see Shmee might just be a little brain-sucking creature that I once had." Now Squee was mad (but still scared) Shmee was his best friend and he wasn't a little brain-sucking creature. "Um do you have any proof Mr. Johnny Sir?" "Sure do come into my house and all show you." Squee's hair flew up in fear who knows what's in Johnny's house but if he didn't Johnny might get angry and he didn't want him angry. "Ok all go but only for a minute then all run out screaming like a maniac!" "Okey dokey," replied Johnny. They walked up to Johnny's driveway and Squee almost touched the ground but stopped when Johnny screamed "Its impolite to walk on the dead!" "Oh I'm sorry" Squee whispered in fear. Johnny opened the door Squee hesitated but walked in anyway. The house had a lumpy couch and a TV and stairs at the end. Wow! Squee thought there weren't corpses or anything scary here maybe Johnny wasn't so bad. "Ok what I'm about to show you Squee might scare you but try not to scream he's really nice. Hey Nail bunny Squees here the kid I told you about and he has a voice to." Nail Bunny floated into the room. Squee remembered not to scream but he had to have Shmee tell him not to scream. "Hello Johnny, Squee, and you must be a voice Shmee is it? Oh I see, still to weak to talk to anyone else except Squee. Well that'll change soon. I suspect you want something Johnny so tell me what it is please." "Well…" Johnny began "We want to know if Shmee will be a good and helpful voice like you or Reverend Meat, a bad voice who at this moment is in a little place that might be a little painful" In the depts of the house "Johnny get me unhooked up to these intersecting wires that power the hose's electricity. Please" "Well all see what I can do, replied Nail Bunny." Nail Bunny floated over and around Shmee inspecting him trying to see if he can talk. "Well unfortunately he's at a to early state to decide if he's evil or not but will soon find out he's nearing the first step of getting more powerful he'll be able to talk to others and more loudly to Squee," said Nail Bunny. "Well thanks anyway Nail Bunny. Squee would you like to stay for milk and cookies?" "Are they poisenous?" Trembled Squee. "I think I took all the poison out of them." Replied Johnny. "See you later Johnny! Nail Bunny nice to meet you." Squee ran out of the house and actuley was kind of happy with that venture with Johnny. The End