Chapter 1

The Dilemma

Banjo and Kazooie where looking for an adventure. They were starting to get bored of their boring life style since Grunty was defeated again. The two had gone to Grunty's Lair even, to see if they could find some trouble in the confines of the destroyed mountain building. No such luck. They even tried to pawn Tooty off on someone and have them hide her and attack them with magical spells and what not, but that didn't work either. Everyone said that Tooty was to annoying for them to capture. Kazooie was fed up with the lack of adventures.

"Banjo why can't we just fight each other!" The bird squawked.

"Because I'll kick your ass Kazooie! You know this all ready!" The bear exclaimed.

"Bull crap!" The breegull snapped, "You know that I could mop the floor with your fat honey sucking ass!" Banjo began to attack Kazooie. he grabbed her by the throat and began to smash her head into the wall.

"I give up!" gasped the bird. Immediately after Banjo stopped bashing Kazooie's head in they heard a knock on the door.

"I wonder who the hell that could be." Banjo whispered to himself as he went to answer the door. It was Klungo.

"You two remember you told Klungo to stay at Hailfire Peaks and watch for evil things right." Klungo started.

"Yes." Said Banjo.

"Well evil things are happening!" The duo looked at each other with excitement. They couldn't believe it! They finally got another adventure.

"What type of 'evil' things are happening?" The bear asked.

"Something flew out of the lava yesterday. It wasn't anything ordinary either, like the stupid little flame guys flying in and out of the lava, it was something very evil! It was eviler than what Grunty was!"

"Damn that is evil" Kazooie commented.

"But there is more!" Klungo cried. " It attacked me and burnted my butt!" Klungo lifted up his large over coat and revealed a a black scorch mark on his ass.

"Eww, put that away cried Kazooie, who was obviously disgusted by the sight of Klungo's bare behind. She pulled out a brown paper bag and began to barf.

Klungo lowered his lab coat back down. "Klungo sorry he make birdie barf."

"Its okay Klungo, Kazooie is just over reacting as always." Banjo replied.

"Klungo have another thing for bear and birdie..."

"Damnit Klungo!" Kazooie yelled, "I told you to stop calling me birdie!"

"Sorry bir... Klungo means Kazooie."

"Thats better. You may continue."

"Like Klungo was saying, I got one more thing for you two." He pulled a basket filled with silver feathers out of his pocket. "These are silver feathers that I made for Kazooie to use." Klungo said proudly.

"What are they supposed to do?" Asked Banjo.

"They make Kazooie and Banjo invisible. People no see you two while using these."

"Why the hell do we need those when we can be invincible!?" Kazooie snapped. "We don't need those pieces of shit! Nice job you over grown, green, ass for a face, dumb shit! Lets go Banjo. We'll leave the dumb one here to come up with something that we could actually use!"

"Thanks Klungo." Banjo said. He then quickly grabbed the feathers from Klungo and stashed them away inside of his backpack, as Kazooie trotted ahead of him in an angry fit.

Klungo watched the bear and bird run off towards the hole that lead to Jinjo Village. Klungo looked up at the old lair that he used to reside in. He wondered if maybe helping Banjo and Kazooie was the right thing to do after all. At least when he did something somewhat impressive Grunty would reward him, even if it was of no use. Then Klungo ran off as a spark went off in his mind. He would bring Grunty back to life so that she could take on the bear and bird duo one last time...

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Meanwhile at Hailfire Peaks on the fire side, a burst of lava came flying up, as a figure flew into the sky. It spat fireballs out at the tiny flame guys flying by. It destroyed the tiny flames easily. The figure flew to the top of the fiery peak and let out a loud squawk, that caused the lava pool on the peak to go flying into the sky. The lava drenched the figure, its white eyes shined under the lava.

Thats the end of the first chapter, hope you all liked it. Please review. I'm looking forward to seeing what people say.