Disclaimer: I am not Louise Rennison, .I do not own any of the characters
Author's notes
Hey this is my first fanfiction, so hope you like it.
hey i have got a beta, she makes each chapter much better, lol
It is sets straight after "stop in the name of pants"
After the Friday night party with Masimo, it's going to be a half-term holidays, so no school,
So Please review, I try and update as quickly.
Chapter 1
"Guess Who!"
11:00pm
All aloney on my owney
Sat on a curb
5 minutes later
"Buggeration" What have I done, have I been dumped by the luuurve god? All I was doing was the twist with Dave the Laugh ("Oo-er") What? NO, I don't like Dave the Laugh in that way, just a mate, why has that come into my head? Masimo is my one and only.
1 minute later
Dave the Laugh said he loved me didn't he, back by the lake? Oh, I'm so confused.
I need to think "nmmh" Cor it's nippy noodles out here.
2 minutes later
"Gee, you ok?"
Oh, I hope it's not Dave, I didn't realize I had been blubbing, I had tears going down my checks, and I couldn't make out who it was.
"Gee, have you talked to Masimo or Dave yet?"
It was Jas.
"NO!"
"Don't shout at me, Georgia, has Masimo dumped you?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Calm down, Georgia, it's not that bad."
"Yeah it is, I think that I love Dave the Laugh"
Did I just say that? No, I mean Masimo, not Dave. What's wrong with me?
"Georgia, did you just say Dave the Laugh?"
"I'm so confused, Jas, what do I do?"
"You need to talk to Masimo and Dave."
1 minute later
Typical, Masimo was driving up towards us on his scooter, oh bilmey o'reailly, what am I going to do? I turned to face Jas.
"Jas"
"Talk to him. You have to sort this out, Georgia, and don't run away like last time."
Who was she to tell me not to run? Like I would do that. Oh yeah, I did before with Masimo and Robbie, but I wouldn't do it again.
2 minutes later
Masimo had got off the scooter and was sitting against it waiting for me and Jas had gone off back inside the club.
"Cara, we need to talk."
"Masimo, I…"
"Are you and Dave, how you say, more than friends?"
"Well…. I…. mean...hmm." Great, I'm turning into Ellen, then I started blurting out everything at hyper speed how me and Dave the Laugh had been snogging and how he said he loved me and that I thought that I loved him to. Then Masimo just looked at me like a looking thing, he probably didn't understand a word I had just said.
30 seconds later
"Cara, I don't think that I understand. You and Dave are together?"
"No, not really."
"Cara, I don't think this will work."
10 minutes later
Walking home on my own all aloney on my owney. Well, this is what happened… Masimo started shouting at me in Italian so I couldn't really understand what he was saying but then he said that I was dumped, and he just got on his scooter and drove off.
5 minutes later
Home in my bed of pain agony, I can't believe I've been dumped by the luuurve god and it's all Dave the Laugh's fault. But then I said that I loved him, didn't I earlier but that's a matey way. I love him, not love him love him, or do I?
2 minutes later
I should just go off to boboland, sleep that's what I need. Oh god, I nearly forgot I'm going with the Ace Gang to the theme park tomorrow. I'm going to have to try and sleep now.
30 seconds later
I can't, I'm too awake. Why didn't Dave come and find me after he just went off last night? Oh, I'm so confused. I can hear taps on my window; it's probably just Angus trying to come in.
1 minute later
Got up to see what was at my window, then I started to open my window and a stone hit me right on the conk. Great, my nose is big enough without it swelling up! It was Dave the Laugh.
"Sorry, Gee."
"Well, you shouldn't be throwing stones, Dave, they could have hit someone and they did – me."
"I'm sorry, Kittykat, I just really need to speak to you."
"Look, Dave, I'm vair vair tired, and I have to get up early tomorrow so please make it quick."
"Georgia, can I talk with you probably?"
"Dave, if you haven't already notice, we are talking probably."
"Gee, can you meet me in the park tomorrow?"
"I can't, Ace Gang fun, sorry, busy."
"Monday at 1 in the park, Gee."
2 minutes later
He's gone, I wonder what he wants to ask and tell me.
He was in a very Dave the un-Laugh mood when he was talking, I will never be able to sleep now all I can think about is…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sunday 4:30am
Up at the crack of dawn, I was woken by something clawing at my feet. Every time I tried to move to get out of my bed, my feet would be attacked and that hurt. What a surprise…not, it was my furry friend Angus, my cat. He is so annoying when he wants something. He won't leave you alone.
5:00
I'm so bored, I can't go back to sleep now! It's all Angus' fault. Oh well, today me and the Ace Gang are going to the theme park. Oh, I can't wait, the air gushing through my hair, it's going to be amazing. I have to be ready to go at 7:30, we're getting a bus.
7:29
Waiting with best mates, Ace Gang: Jas, Rosie, Ellen, Jools and Mabs.
I'm trying not to think about what happened last night and me meeting Dave the Laugh tomorrow…
"Core, it's so cold out here."
Jas was shivering as she said that. Everyone's teeth were chatting, we were huddled together just to try and keep warm, but it didn't really work. Finally the bus was here. It was so nice and toasty in the bus. We had a 2 hour drive ahead of us but we were just to excited to care, we thought as we have so much time to kill, we'll plan the rides that we want to go on now. Rosie had a map of the Theme Park, we all were looking at the map for ages.
Half an hour later
A lot of arguments about which rides to go on but we had finally decided, we going to go on all the big rides. I just hope I'm not sick, or someone is sick on me.
1 hour and a half later
Yes, three times yes, we're here finally! We're so excited that we were skipping with our arms linked as we made our way over to the place where they sell the tickets, but Rosie being so Rosie she tripped over, bringing us all down with her. We were all laughing so hard that we couldn't even get up.
5 minutes later
We got up with a lot of hard work and bought are tickets. As we left the stand and walked in to the entrance, a gush of wind hit us. It was amazing, we could see the rides after what felt like forever waiting to get here.
1 minute late
All I could hear around me where people screaming. We were getting really excited again, and then we remembered our plan. Which ride was first? Oh yeah, it was a ride called AIR, we started running like running things just to get to the ride.
2 minutes later
We had bought fast track passes. As we were waiting, we were just deciding who would sit with who when, the rollercoaster came whooshing past with girls and boys completely screaming their heads off, the ride looked amazing!
3 minutes later
Got to the front of the queue, I was sitting with Jas, my best mate ever, as we sat down the seat were not so comfortable, but who cares, the bar came down slowly and there we were strapped in. I was getting nervous at this point. I couldn't wait, but just then I could see the people getting off the ride on the other side and that's when Jas shouted,
"TOM! TOM!"
Before I could think the ride had started, everyone was screaming, we went up, down, backwards. It was amazing, but it ended so quick. It was because it was so fast as me and Jas got off, we were on such a high we just ran to see the pictures that they take when you are on the ride.
1 minute later
I was getting stitches and almost fell over from laughing. Rosie looked so funny, she had stuck her tongue out at the camera, but the best one had me and Jas laughing uncontrollable as Ellen had been sick over Mabs and it was proof in the picture.
30 seconds later
"What are you laughing at, you two?" Rosie asked.
I managed to look and pointed at the picture, and that had Rosie and Jools laughing like loons on loon tablets as well when they saw the pictures.
2 minutes later
We saw Ellen and Mabs coming out of the toilets, and we just started laughing again and Rosie said to Mabs
"Hey Mabs, hope you didn't feel sick on that ride, or was that you Ellen?"
And the four of us just started laughing again. Ellen went bright red, she looked just like a tomato. Mabs was going ballistic at us, saying that there is no way in hoping hell she was sitting next to Ellen again if she was going to be sick, she was saying how Ellen had just ruined her favourite top.
"Well, I think it's an improvement to your top, it looks so nice with Ellen's breakfast all over it," Rosie said.
1 minute later
Jas had remembered that she could have sworn she had seen Tom and Rollo getting off the ride the other side. And the rest of the Ace Gang started sprinting round like fools to the other side to see if the boys had waited.
I was hoping (not) as I bet that the rest of the boys would be there including Dave.
2 minutes later
Damn I was right. There was Tom, Rollo, Sven, Declan, Edward, but I couldn't see Dave the Laugh. Good, I don't need to talk to him today, the Ace Gang have just ran to there boyfriends. Great, everyone's boyfriends are here, but where is Dave?
20 seconds later
"Gus who?"
"Let me think…you like to throw stones at people conks, when they're trying to sleep…"
"Oh, Kittykat, you make that sound so bad! I didn't mean to hit you, I was very sorry. Do you want me to kiss it better? You can't even see the swelling up." He had that cheeky grin when I turned to face him, he seems to be really smug.
"Yes, Dave, because I used foundation to cover up the bruise."
1 minute later
All together the boys and girls.
"Oh Gee, isn't this great we can all go together on the rides?"
Jas was flicking fringe over and over, I would have biffed her but better not.
"Come ladies, let's go to the next ride." Dave started to high five us all as we walked to what looked like the biggest ride here I got a bit nervous.
"Oh, Tom, I want to sit next to you," Jas asked.
Oh surprise, surprise, Tom and Jas are sitting together as are Ellen and Dec, Jools Rollo, Mabs and Edward, Sven and Rosie.
"Ah, Kittykat, it looks like you will be sitting with me."
That cheeky grin he had on his face had got even bigger I swear.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"
10 minutes later
We were all sat together, everyone with their boyfriends and me with Dave the Laugh. This should be fun except all I can think about is what Dave wants to tell me tomorrow.
5 minutes later
Sat in the rollercoaster, just before the ride was about to go, we were all strapped in and Dave turns to me,
"I love you, Kittykat. Hold on, this is faster than my camel."
He grabbed my hand so we were holding hands through the whole ride. My mind was in complete confused land, Dave just said he loved me again and I have no idea about that last bit. Dave was screaming like mad, it was a bit scary really.
3 minutes later
We came off the ride and looked at the pictures. Oh my giddy god, you can see me and Dave holding hands in ours.
"Hey, you two got close there," Rollo sniggered as he was walking over with Jools.
5 minutes later
Going from one ride to the next like maniac, after each ride would get an adrenalin rush. It was great to prepare you for the next ride, I loved the whole day.
I didn't want it to end. We got loads of the pictures from the rides, some were so funny, oh, and especially the one when Ellen was sick on Mabs, that was so funny! It was getting late.
10 minutes later
Ace gang and their boyfriends wanted to have a songfest instead of going on a ride, oh god.
"Come on, Kittykat, let's go on another ride instead of hanging about with these melons."
I got up and walked over to Dave and he put his arm around my shoulder, we started to walk but I didn't know which ride we were going to. He was being silent as well, great!
2 minutes later
Turned a corner, and Dave's just pushed me right against a wall, he pushing himself into me (oo-er!),
"Georgia, did you really dump Masimo? Is it true?"
Oh god, he has heard what happened last night.
"Well…….you…know…… mmmm. Yes." I sort of whispered it.
Then he full on snogged me, mhgn lip nibbling. Then he pulled back and just started into my eyes, oh he does have gorgeous eyes.
15 minutes later
"They're here."
Great, it's Jas!
"Come on, Gee, Dave, the theme park is closing in 30 minutes so have one last chance to get on one last ride. We are going on a water one."
5 minutes later
Got to the ride, god, this looks boring. Jas just said,
"You just go up really slowly."
We were on the slow boring ride, we were sat together in the boat thing and everyone one was with their boyfriend. I was with Dave, of course, then as Jools was saying how boring this was and why had we even bothered to go on it, that's when it speed down and hit the bottom the water went everywhere, I swear the water reached twenty feet high!
2 minutes later
When we got off, we were soaked from head to toe and Rosie had white shorts on so they went complete see-through, it was hilarious! Sven was whispering in her ear. Oh my giddy god, Dave's shirt has gone completely see-through too and you can see all his muscle through it and, oh, my god, Dave the Laugh. I just couldn't stop looking.
We were walking over to the bus, we were dripping wet as we stepped on the bus. The bus driver gave us such a dirty look, we went and sat down and started laughing. The boys had come in the car with Sven. Good lord, I don't want to be in a car with him.
5 minutes later
Oh, the day was over. So unfair. Now we had to sit on a bus for ages till we got home but then we remembered that we were all staying at Rosie's house which was going to be great, oh still not as funny as that picture of Ellen and Mabs.
1 hour 15 minus later
Nearly home, Ellen saw the sign ten miles away. We sort of jumped up screaming as if we were on a ride. As the bus came to a stop, we ran down the bus. As we step off the bus, the air hit us, it was freezing. It was like stepping into a freezer, walking in the cold when you breathed it looked like you were smoking, it was so cold.
5 minutes later
I can't believe we have got to walk all the way to Rosie's house, her parents are away on a weekend holiday and it's a 30 minutes walk, we were all shivering like in the morning.
25 minutes
We turned the corner and could see Rosie's house so we started skipping and singing as we go to her house singing,
"The hills are alive with pants!"
She got out her key put it in the door, but then something hit the door from the inside of the house.