Author's Notes:
This is a collection of stories from me, Kariana Kusanagi. Melanie is my own original character; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. This is an alternate universe, so Kurt is single in these stories. If there is bashing to any celebrities in these stories, don't take it personally. Okay?Kurt: Yeah. All the chicks dig the fuzzy.
(All others groan)
Scott: Dude, that's corny, man.
Me: Well, could be worse.
Kurt: Yeah, I could be doing the disclaimer.
Me: *puppy eyes* Would you, Kurt? Please?
Kurt: Okay. Kariana doesn't own "X-Men: Evolution" at all.
Me: Thank you, Kurt! Here's a Klondike bar.
Scott: *sings the tune* What would you do for a Klondike bar?
(Everyone rolls his or her eyes)
Scott: What?
Me: Anyway, R&R these stories, okay? Sit back, grab some popcorn, and read
"Melanie with the Fuzzy."
Bobby: That's when Melanie meets Kurt. Aww, the two little lovies.
Kurt: Shut it, Drake!
Me: Well, Anywho, enjoy the stories.