The Only Stupid Chapter!!

THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY(WELL KIND A)

Ino: TenTen, tell me again what school's like.

TenTen: It's full of gay wads, bastards, and bitches.

Ino: Loving it. Naruto keep up!

Naruto: How can I keep up when you're not going my pace?!

TenTen: Idiot!!

School

Dean Pierce: Hello Miss Yamanaka, welcome to Century.

Ino: Hey back off gay wad!!

Dean Pierce: Well I never. Walks away

TenTen: Ino here's your schedule, first you gotta go to gym

Ino: Later dudes.

TenTen: Okay Naruto you go to Band.

Naruto: WHERE'S BAND!!!!!!!!!!

TenTen: Go straight, then right, then right again. You can't miss it.

Girl's Locker Room

Ino: 24-10-46, whoa this is way to easy.

Steph G.: Hey nice outfit, How far does it go up your leg. Finger crawls up Ino's Leg

Ino: BACK OFF YOU PERV.!!!! Totally kicks her ass

BITCH! You deserve to die.

Mrs. Dalhead: You killed her, you are expelled.

Ino: Nuh uh. Totally kicks her ass!!!

TenTen: Way to go Ino!

Hailey: Seriously!

Everyone: "Ino, Ino, Ino"

BAND

Naruto: What the hell does this stupid stick do!

Cameron: Hey dork, ya bang the drum.

Naruto: While kicking his ass You're the "drum" I guess.

Mr. Bolson: You new kids have been nothing but trouble.

Steph L.: Hey babe, your hot, wanna walk meet me in the library to "study" and then have a water balloon fight with my church then take a shower together to "wash off?"

Naruto: NO WAY!!! YOU'RE A PERVERT AND A BITCH!!!! Beats half the shit out of Steph.

Injured Steph: You should feel bad for me because I live with my aunt who babies me.

Naruto: SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS AND HALF OF JAPAN HATES ME!!!!! Finishes off Steph

GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM

Nedji: Hey a women's locker room Walk's in Hey Ino introduce me to the wonderful women surrounding you.

Ino: No you Perv.

John Shwarzbauer walks in

John: Yo girls John is here. Hey Sid you looking good. Oh and Cassidy those pants look good down there, and your name still reminds me of flavored water.

LUNCH

Kelsey: Hey Mari, Kellie, Jess, Kristen, Avery, and INO AND NARUTO!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Ino: YOU!! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

TenTen: Guys, chill they're new and guess what? Ino and Naruto killed the Stephs

Mari: Sweet!! Hey we're going to the mall later and you need clothes.

Avery: That's me and Jess's department. Do you have any money?

Ino: Only 1 million. What will that get me?

Jess: A lot.

TenTen: You take it and get her some clothes.

Kristen: Would she look good in Purple?

Kellie: No ORANGE!!!

ABERCROMBIE

Ino comes out in Jeans a sweatshirt.

Ino: Am I supposed to feel like they're painted on.

Jess: Yes

They all buy a lot more stuff

Avery: Now you need a cell phone

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Mari see a spider and grabs a pole.

Mari: Bring it on little man! Bring it on!

Kellie is watching and is totally cracking up.