1Yo no owno Naruto.

A Prologue of Some Sort

Menace to Society

Uzumaki Naruto. He was known to be a bastard. Literally. Nobody knew where he came from nor who his parents were. Not that the general population really cared or asked. The civilians hated him with a radical passion. The ANBU loved their savior with their deepest passion. The ANBU protected him and it was them that unknowingly encouraged him to become a Shinobi. He wanted to be strong and get his long overdue respect. He wanted to learn how to pound the bullies at school into the ground because he knew his shadow protectors would only interfere if his life was on that very thin thread. He wanted everyone to know he could kick ass and get any girl he wanted. Too bad the latter was unattainable. But than again, this was Naruto.

As he grew older, there was a numerous amount of gossip that surrounded him. He was the object of conversation. But these rumors never reached his ears because he was on a training mission with Jiraiya. So when people spoke behind his back, they would always attach a label to him for emphasis. He was called a menace, prankster, troublemaker, dangerous, mischievous, loud, and obnoxious. But there was one label they dared never to say...

"Rebel"

To say he was a rebel was to admit there was something wrong in their society. And Konoha was one of the greatest villages around for centuries. Naruto, usually being the center of attention drawn inspiration among the younger generation. When Konohamaru yelled Tsunade and Ba-san together in one word, he awoke with a skull splitting headache and a fuming Godaime yelling at him. Some how, Tsunade found out that such disrespect could only derive from the number-one-loud-mouth in Konoha. In the end, Naruto was caught the next day with food poisoning in his stomach and a smirking Godaime.

When he came back from his three year training mission with Jiraiya, he was the third tallest out of rookie nine. First came Lee, than Shikamaru and followed by Naruto. Lee was surprisingly handsome as he lost the bowl cut and wore contacts to make his pupils larger. His wardrobe changed for the better also. Instead of sporting that disturbingly tight spandex, he opted for a regular white dress shirt and jeans. He had numerous fan girls but they refrained from interacting with him and instead admired him from afar. After all, you can change a person on the outside but it's damn hard to change someone on the inside. So even though Gai was bummed out with Lee not wearing his trendy spandex, Lee still had his blazing youth inside him. Go Power Of Youth!!! YEA!

Neji was doing find as a stoic person can be. He was a little friendlier then his earlier life and tended to smile more and smirk less. As for his relationship with the main branch, it was said he was going to marry Hanabi when she turned the appropriate age and merge the branches together. And of course Kiba was courting Hinata. Kiba still smelled like a dog but Hinata seemed to gain a bit more backbone and tended to pull Kiba's leash when he would constantly harassed Shino. And for Shino? He was the most observant as ever and one of the deadliest Chuunins yet. He wasn't seen much because he seemed to be on missions constantly.

And Tenten. She was the most mysterious out of all of them. She didn't have a clan name nor was she the best kunouchi yet. Her personality seemed to be cheerful and happy. But as the time grew on, her smile started to appear less and she had more mood swings. Maybe it was because of Neji and how he didn't or couldn't return his feelings to her. Tenten became wild and started to go out more. Her friends don't know if turned out good or bad because when they asked where or what she did all night, she would reply give a devilish grin and whistle while spinning her kunai.

Shikamaru on the other hand just finished a crisis. Who ever knew that having two beautiful blondes fighting over him could bring him to the edge of insanity? Shikamaru was on and off with Temari. In the end though, Ino was victorious. Temari just couldn't handle competing over someone that was miles away even though she saw him a few times over the year being a diplomat for Gaara. And because of this incident, Temari became grumpier and colder. Horrible characteristics for a diplomat. But because of this unfortunate crisis, she became more beautiful than ever before. She gave the cold shoulder to anyone that dared hit on her. And for some unexplainable reason, she became more desirable and was more unattainable. She was like the wind. She could lift houses at her whim and yet, she couldn't be obtained and concealed.

And who could forget our lovable Chouji? He was as big as ever and currently dating a waitress that served in his family's restaurant. Big and content. Although he would never admit he was big. His was just big-boned.

Haruno Sakura. Once Naruto's main object of affection. Now more of a downhill friendship. She continued to grow stronger than ever before. Sakura made close ties around the village and became even more popular in political events while Naruto was away. As the days passed her, she lost her infatuation with the dark hair avenger. But it still made her heart throb a little faster when they were on the subject of Sasuke. Out of memories or feelings, who will ever know? Not even her. So when those days passed her, she made a reputation of taking opportunities and using it for her advantage. In a way, it was this impulsiveness that damaged her relationship with Naruto.

But back to a sadder tone. Naruto was a wildfire. He was never fitted to be Hokage. Sure, he could easily shovel out inspiration and courage to anyone. But why to one great village when he could spread it across the continent? But anyways, Naruto could not be tamed into a position of Hokage. To sit and do paperwork and mundane tasks would dampen his overwhelming spirit. He needed freedom to do what ever he felt like when ever the hell he felt like it. He needed to explore exotic places and rescue damsels in distress. The only reason he wanted the position of Hokage was so he could gain respect and be considered the strongest. But what he learned later was that he never needed the title of Hokage to gain respect and kick some ass.

So... did he belong in human society?

Hell no.

Ooh My God. What Have I Created?

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