"Dear lord, what the heck just hit me?"
The man woke up with one heck of a headache. His sight was blurred as he felt his arms and legs tremble, and his pants went now completely dirty. He swayed back and forth slightly as he held his head to the side, whatever happened for him to get to this point must have been one heck of a moment.
Too bad it didn't pop up.
He started to get an anxiety attack; his mind wasn't giving him any signs. He couldn't remember anything that happened before now, including who he was, his professions, and even hobbies. He panicked as he struggled to find out anything that still survived. A name? Brian. Age? Fifteen maybe. He sighed with relief knowing he still knew those details. Anything else? Some life basics came up along with his language, and his current attire of a black shirt and blue pants. English? He just spoke some earlier. Black colors flashed through, could that have meant something?
Oh wait, he was just knocked out.
"Come on, is there anything left?" Brian said to himself as he rubbed his temples. Unfortunately, that was it, nothing left in that head of his.
His vision cleared as he noticed just what he was standing in. His mind may still be empty, but he knew for a fact that he was standing in what could possibly be the largest mud puddle in existence. No wonder his blue pants felt like they were submerged in muck. He looked up and saw, with wide eyes, that not only was the ground all mud, but there were what appeared to be dozens of buildings and skyscrapers around him that were also made of mud, even down to the small details like windows and cars. He waltzed over to one of those cars and was amazed at how many details it was covered in. The headlights, license plate, and even the interiors looked like something only a sculptor could perfect. One lacking detail of the area he was in was that there seemed to be no civilians along the streets and sidewalks, also looking like they were sculpted from mud.
He decided to make himself known.
"Hello?! Is anybody here?!" he shouted. No response.
"Anyone?!" he shouted again. Like before, complete silence.
Brian started to get chills, something was definitely not right here. Just what the heck was going on? With nobody around anywhere, he knew he wasn't going to be getting any answers anytime soon.
He would have continued to panic with himself if he didn't feel sudden tremors. He stopped himself as they kept happening at a steady pace. Whatever this place was, it was going to go through something fierce. The area suddenly went dark as Brian looked up to see what it was.
He really wished he wore brown pants once he saw it.
If a single word could describe the Loud House, it would definitely be chaos. A family of eleven children really brings the word out, but that would only be the cherry on top. There was always something going on inside with that many people, from sibling fights to individual professions, nothing is average with the Louds. From the couple of Rita and Lynn, there was Lori, the oldest and most mature of the bunch, Leni, the second oldest that's not exactly the smartest one around, Luna, the everyday musical rock star, Luan, the stand-up comedian with a knack of the entertainment business, Lynn, the one that enjoys all sports and shares a name with her father, Lincoln, the only boy of the family that tends to get into "situations", Lucy, the egotistical goth that doesn't get noticed much, Lola and Lana, two twins with the former always acting like a spoiled pretty princess that looks down upon others and the latter always going outside to get down and dirty, Lisa, the child genius that does nothing but drown herself in studies, and finally Lily, the one baby and youngest sibling.
As the many Louds did their interests inside the house for today, Lana stayed outside for most of the day. She was trying to perfect a model made of mud that looked like a miniature version of Royal Woods for a specific reason, all that was missing were some makeshift civilians. She left the model alone for a moment as she went inside to find a worthwhile substitute, trying to avoid any interactions from her siblings as much as possible. When she couldn't find any, she settled for something else. Going into her bedroom that she shares with Lola, she hastily rushed over to Lola's side of the room before grabbing a bunch of her dolls and running back outside. Thankfully for her, nobody in the house cared to notice the little stunt.
Lana chuckled to herself after she escaped scot free.
"Heheheh, that's a relief. Well, what Lola won't know won't hurt her, including a few dolls."
She waddled over to her makeshift mud model with the many dolls in her arms. After setting them down gently, Lana stuck the dolls at certain points in the model while making sure they stood up straight. She wanted to have maximum satisfaction for what she wanted to do. After checking over everything one more time, she decided to finally start having her fun.
"RAAWWWWR, I AM THE GREAT GIRLZILLA! YOUR CITY WILL BE MY NEXT AREA OF DESTRUCTION! RAAWWWWWR!"
Brian was speechless. The first person he saw since he found himself here was a young girl, but she was about the size of one of the mythological titans. She didn't seem to be noticing him either as she placed what looked like dolls for girls, which appeared a bit bigger compared to him. He shivered a bit as to what the girl had in mind before she started to walk onto the model, making roars and yells like she was a mythical kaiju.
He didn't need to think twice about what action he should do.
RUN.
Brian ran in the opposite direction of where the chaos was unfolding, although it was a bit troubling with the ground being all mud. Splats of mud flew everywhere as Lana destroyed mud building after mud building, some just barely missing Brian by a hair. The dolls Lana stationed at various points were covered in the filth, some collapsing onto the ground below. To Brian, it was like the apocalypse just hit and he was in the middle of it. Brian turned a corner just barely missing another splotch of mud his way, taking a quick breather from the adrenaline rush, but it was shot lived as the giant sized Lana smashed right down on the building behind him, causing a lot of mud to fall in his direction. He only had a split second to get out of the way, which he took in an instant nearly avoiding more splats of mud.
"THAT'S RIGHT; ALL OF YOUR BUILDINGS ARE NOTHING TO ME! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF THEM! RAAAAWWWR!" Lana exclaimed.
Things escalated for Brian as he avoided more coming for him. It probably would have gone on for several more minutes if he didn't end up tripping over one of the collapsed muddied dolls. Brian could only close his eyes as he was finally swamped by a torrent of mud. He held onto the doll for dear life just so he wouldn't get washed away, wishing for it to all end. Thankfully for him, it only lasted a few seconds before it all died down. Brian checked himself to make sure he was still in one piece. Completely filthy, but nothing was wrong. He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Dear lord, I felt like I was dancing with death back there!" Brian said to himself. "Just what is going on with me right now?"
Now that he finally had the chance to think clearly, he sat on the collapsed doll's torso as he watched Lana roll around and make angels in the collapse of her mud model. He saw her laugh and giggle at how she destroyed it all while getting herself more dirty in the process. It was all fun and games for her, but for Brian it was torture.
"Hahahahah, I really got to ring up the giant lizard in that movie! Who knew destroying whole cities could get so…exciting!" Lana said while lying on the ground. "Of course there's also that pink haired girl. Not sure why she's the expert on it all, but whatever."
Lana picked herself off the ground looking over the dolls she placed at certain points. She got a slight chill seeing Lola's dolls muddied up and messy, but she knew she could probably clean them up before Lola notices their absence. As she walked over to pick up the dolls, Brian knew that if he wasn't quick he would most certainly be spotted. He turned around to get off the doll he was sitting on.
"Woah, looks like a bug wanted to join in on the action!"
Brian's heart sank upon hearing those words. Hoping she wasn't talking about him, Brian got off of the doll hoping to lose Lana. Before he could scurry off somewhere else, he found himself bounded by Lana's dirty gigantic fingers. He was lifted off the ground as the rather curious Lana held him up to her face. The tiny boy was likewise terrified at what might happen to him now.
Lana looked over him with a puzzled face.
"I don't recall seeing anyone like you in our yard before. You look like you were sleeping in the ground waiting for summer and whatnot. Oh wait, that's bears."
Lana turned Brian around a few times while rummaging up his hair with one of her fingers. The more she looked over him, the more confused she got. Brian kept himself quiet still being very terrified.
"Well, whatever you are, you have a good taste in filth. You look almost as muddy as I am, I'm pretty shocked! If my sisters see you, they'll definitely flip out! Of course, there's also my frog and Lucy's bat friend…"
"I'M NOT A BUG!" Brian shouted out, being unable to keep his terror under wraps any longer. Lana was taken completely by surprise, not expecting the "bug" to suddenly speak of all things, causing her to gasp and drop Brian before taking a few steps back. Luckily for Brian, the muddy ground cushioned his fall for the most part, although it did cause him to get dirtier than before.
Lana took more steps back with her eyes on Brian as the tiny boy flailed to get back on his feet.
"Did…did I just hear you speak?" Lana asked. "I must have still got mud in my ears!"
"Uhhhhhh, yes…I spoke…" Brian stuttered out. Now knowing that she wasn't hearing things, Lana slowly walked up to the tiny Brian. She was still a bit startled over her initial reaction, but she was now more curious than ever over just what she was seeing. She got on her knees before slowly reaching down and wrapping her fingers around Brian. The tiny boy was letting up just a little bit, but was still worried for himself.
Lana's initial shock soon went into absolute amazement.
"Wow, you actually DO talk! This is incredible! Are you some sort of alien?! Can you show me where you hide your UFOs?! Do you have a-"
"I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TOOK MY DOLLYS!"
The outburst came out of nowhere, catching both Brain and Lana completely off guard. In came the snooty young princess herself and Lana's twin, Lola, and she was FURIOUS. She looked over at the pile of muddy dolls next to Lana before looking at her twin with fire in her eyes, seemingly ignoring the tiny Brian in her twins' hand.
"THOSE WERE SOME OF THE LIMITED EDITION PREMIUMS I SCOURED FOR AGES LOOKING FOR! EVERYTHING RELATED TO MY DOLLYS IS OFF LIMITS!"
Lana frowned as her eyebrows pointed down. She always had to deal with Lola's bellyaching over every single activity she could come up with, and this was one of those times.
"Oh please, you have piles of those stuffed animals lying at every corner on your side! At least have the guts to share them every once in a while!"
"I DON'T NEED TO IF THEY ARE MINE!" Lola exclaimed. "DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF WHAT HAPPENED TO LUEY? ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF HIM WAS A PILE OF FLUFF AND A POPSICLE STICK!"
"That thing actually had a name? He sounded more of a Chuck to me, considering what happened." Lana replied. "Heheheh, your screams were priceless that day…"
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Lola shouted as she tackled her twin to the ground. The two scuffled in a cheesy cartoon dust cloud as they were at each other's throats. Lana struggled to keep holding onto the tiny Brian, but she couldn't do it for long as Lola pinned her to the ground, letting go of Brian in the process. The tiny boy flailed about in the air as he found himself tumbling below, thankfully landing shortly afterward.
Too bad he landed on Lola's head, which she didn't hesitate to notice.
"AAAAAAAHH! GET IT OFF, GET THIS GROSS THING OFF!"
Lola got off of Lana as she ran around the yard with her hands on her head as she tried to get Brian off. Brian however was back to being scared as he held on for dear life with his eyes closed, not wanting to freefall for a second time. Lana wasted no time running over trying to pluck the tiny boy from Lola's head, easier said than done as Lola was running all over the place freaking out.
As the twins kept at it, going into another cartoon cloud in the process, the back door opened as the child genius sibling entered the area. She was jittering all over and looking very eager while watching one of her gadgets, which looked like a combination of a large calculator and a satellite dish. The single dot on the device's small screen was beeping and flashing rapidly, making the girl giddier in the process.
"Yes, oh yes, an anomaly has finally graced it's presence upon the very soil of our premises!" Lisa said with joy. "They all said I was an ignoramus for believing in what they called 'rubbish' and 'food for the narwhals', but who's the one receiving the signal NOW?! Whatever this object is, it's one for the science books!"
Her thoughts were interrupted as she saw Lola and Lana going at it again, with the satellite atop her gadget pointing straight at them. Lisa stood confused for a second as her gadget insisted that the anomaly was right there among the two, but in order to investigate further she knew she would have to break up both Lana and Lola. Lisa frowned and rolled her eyes before walking over to the scuffle and pulling out an air horn. She put on some headphones before honking it, finally getting the twins to be quiet and draw their attention to her. Brian himself fell on his back as he cupped his now constantly ringing ears from the noise.
"Alright clear the premises you two, I just got a signal and I'm not going to let this moment go to rest." Lisa said. Lola pointed a finger a Lana.
"Then tell Sludge McGrudge over here to keep her grubby paws off my dollys!" Lola exclaimed.
"I already explained myself princess; I don't need to say it again." Lana replied, while closing her eyes, tilting her head down, and crossing her arms. Lola growled angrily at Lana's defiance before Brian started to lose his grip and slide down Lola's head. He was immediately noticed by Lola and things began to go on repeat.
"AAAAAAH! GET THIS HIDEOUS BUG OFF MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
This was quickly followed up by another honk from Lisa's air horn, stopping her from running around the yard again and calming her to a certain point. Noticing Brian almost immediately, Lisa swiftly picked off the tiny boy from Lola's face before things could escalate. The satellite from Lisa's gadget changed its course and immediately pointed right at Brian now situated in her grasp. Now feeling that Brian was no longer on her face, Lola breathed a sigh of relief before looking down at Lisa's catch.
"See? That's the insect that nearly messed up my perfect face!" Lola exclaimed, clearly very angry. Lana walked over to give her insight on the subject.
"It's not an insect, it's an alien! It actually talked to me and said it itself! It was just about to tell me where it's hiding its UFO-"
"Okay you two, I'll take it from here!" Lisa exclaimed. Lana frowned in frustration as Lisa proceeded to look over the tiny Brian in her hands. For Brian, having three sets of eyes look at him constantly made him pretty nervous. He was pretty tired out of all of the fear he's been getting and now there was almost none left. Lisa didn't seem to want to injure him at the moment, which was a small step up a staircase of emotions as she lifted his shirt, ruffled his hair, and tickled his feet. She occasionally looked back at her gadget's monitor and satellite to make sure it didn't malfunction and end up pointing to him because of a fault.
Lisa adjusted her glasses a bit before moving onto the one final part she didn't check yet. She used one of her fingers to slowly take off Brian's pants, to which Brian couldn't let that happen.
"I don't think you want to see my undies like that."
Lisa and Lola gasped from the sudden reply, making Lisa unintentionally let go of the tiny boy. Thankfully for Brian, the fall didn't last long as Lana quickly grabbed him out of the air before he could impact. She smiled as she had Brian in her grasp again, for she was already interested in knowing more about him. Aside for the short adrenaline rush, Brian wasn't hurt from it all.
Lisa possibly had on the biggest pupils imaginable as she shivered from the shock while Lola took a step back with her hands over her mouth.
"SWEET EINSTEIN, THAT THING REALLY CAN SPEAK!" Lisa exclaimed.
"I told you it did, didn't I?" Lana said. "Now can I please just find where it parked that UFO before it thinks otherwise?"
Brian turned around to face Lana.
"First off, I'm not an alien I'm human, and even if I did have a UFO, I'm sure piloting one would surely be more than it's worth."
Lisa and Lola, now with their emotions under control, went up to Brian more curious than ever, especially in the genius Lisa's case. Lola went in to get a closer look, her eyes glittering once she noticed his details.
"Oh my, now that I can actually see your face, you actually look ADORABLE at that size! Do you think I can have some tea time with you later? I have some special acquaintances that would DIE to meet you."
"Is that why you almost tried to turn him into a stain on the ground?" Lana asked with certain sarcasm. Lola stood there dumbfounded for a second before blushing slightly.
"Heheheh, FORGET THAT EVER HAPPENED." Lola replied with a small dark undertone while looking at Lana angrily. Lana glared back after giving off a large snort, and as for Lisa, she was too into writing words on her gadget's monitor, still extremely giddy about the new discovery, so much so that she began to ramble to herself.
"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, there are SO many questions I want to ask and so many theories surrounding me waiting to be uncovered! This could completely rewrite certain reports I keep in my closet to a whole new world of possibilities! Ooooooooh, my genius has struck a gold mine! There's that machine in that back that could…yes, definitely work on the specimen! Evolution may have taken a different turn for this one, and I'll be the very first to fully decode the secrets AND document them personally! This could completely blow back Amanita's work, young computer genius down the toilet I say! This is one for the-"
Lisa's thoughts were interrupted, as well as Lana's and Lola's, by a sudden call from inside the house, sounding like a father figure of sorts.
"All right everyone, thanks to a sudden…emergence, we're having pizza tonight. DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY; WE'RE BACK TO OUR REGULAR DIETS TOMORROW!"
The three sisters' eyes suddenly went huge while Brian was confused. For their parents to resort to that, something very wrong would have had to happen, not because of their other siblings. It was probably something personal, but the sisters didn't care. They didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth.
"OHYESMYWISHESHAVEBEENANSWERED!" Lola shouted rapidly, wasting no time zipping inside to get to the dinner table as fast as possible. Lisa and Lana ran behind her before Lisa stopped at the doorway before turning around to Lana.
"Hey, what gives?!" Lana exclaimed. Lisa pointed her eyes to the tiny Brian still being held by her, who was still confused about what was going on.
"Once we're done indulging ourselves I would like to personally run a few examinations on that tiny human and possibly learn more about his predicaments, if he has any that is."
Brian was a bit surprised. This certain young girl seemed to know a lot, so could she possibly find out why he's tiny in the first place and maybe even get his memories back? I was a long shot, but Brian had a spark of hope in the back of his mind that maybe he will find the answers he's looking for.
"Really, you'll help me out?" Brian asked. "I didn't even explain myself yet! How are you so certain that something is not right with me?!"
"I have my leads. It's all in the numbers…and the glossy blue print." Lisa explained before looking back at Lana. "I would like for him to stay under wraps for now, for I'm sure the others would have interest if he were found out anytime soon."
"I'm definitely on it!" Lana replied. Without any hesitation, Lana took off her backwards baseball cap before planting Brian right on her head. Before Brian could have a say in this, Lana placed her cap right back on her head, putting Brian in the luxury of hair and darkness, making him slightly nervous.
"I'm not sure this might be the finest solution available!" Brain said from under the cap.
"Well I don't have any other places to hide you!" Lana replied. "Actually, I could stick you in my pants if you really-"
"NONONO, I'll be fine here I guess!" Brian hastily interrupted.
Because of a big mistake made by their father, which he didn't want to talk about but involved a "set of shattered drums and cymbals", the parents had to leave early and set dinner to be pizza for the night, consequently also leaving Lori in charge. Because she was a bit "strict" when it came to babysitting, everyone was ordered to be quiet in their rooms once dinner was done. At the table, Lori was texting Bobby, Leni was confused over why there weren't any meatballs on the pizza, Luna was enjoying herself to music from some headphones, Luan was cracking a few jokes in preparation for a child's birthday party in a few days, Lynn was talking about a dirt bike race she effortlessly won today, Lincoln was enjoying his pizza with some earplugs on that didn't completely drown out the sound, but enough so that it wasn't annoying him, Lucy was struggling to come up with a word that rhymed with "orange" for a poem about the moment going on, Lola, who just arrived to the table, wasted no time grabbing her pieces before casually putting glitter them, which nobody cared to notice because of their own agendas, and finally Lily sat in her baby chair getting messy from not eating her baby food.
"…and then the one next to it says 'Oh my gosh a talking muffin!' Hahahahah, get it?" Luan said to everyone. Lori's phone rumbled as a new notification came up. She opened it before turning to Luan.
"Hey sis, that Pudding chick still has you beat on the charts, whatever that means."
Luan frowned as she silently pulled out a toothpick under the table before snapping it angrily. Whenever somebody asked who this Pudding girl was and why Luan was so worked up every time, she always said that she was "not as funny."
"Guys, I think this pizza got mixed up. Where are the meatballs on it?" Leni asked. Luna looked over after taking out one of her earphones.
"That's spaghetti dude." Luna replied.
"No, this is pizza. I know noodles when I see them!" Leni replied. Luna sighed.
"I actually mean that meatballs go on spaghetti, not pizza. You're mixed up dude."
"Ohhhhhhhh, that makes total sense!" Leni replied. "But what goes on pizza then?"
Luna slapped her forehead at Leni's stupidity. This was going to take a while to get into that skull of Leni's. As Luna went into great detail about what Leni wanted to know, Lynn continued lecturing Lincoln about the dirt bike race, as much as he wanted to ignore it and get back to his pizza.
"…then I hit the big ramp which launched me into the sky and landed like a pro! That had to be the most exciting bike I ever rode on! Oh, and then came the run over the pond, which was particularly amazing!"
"Yeah, I'm listening." Lincoln replied with his head in his hand as he took another bite of his pizza. He sounded absolutely bored of what he was hearing. He heard this kind of story some many times from Lynn that he practically knows which sequence she will take about next. First is always the rocket start, then the airtime, followed by the on track hazards, the worthy rivals, and then finally the finish. Of course, he didn't want to disrespect his sister, so he listened to her while also zoning out from time to time.
As for Lola, she was chowing down on her glittered pizza without any interruption, something she wished could happen more often.
"Excuse me."
She nearly dropped her slice as Lucy suddenly appeared next to her, with her monotone voice and all. Lola was likewise not happy.
"Dang it Lucy, I was in the middle of my own personal fantasy thank you very much! What do you want now?"
"I can't think of a good enough word that rhymes with orange. My poem can't go further without a solution and Lisa isn't here yet…"
"So you're expecting me to be the know it all when the Brainiac isn't here?!" Lola exclaimed. "Ugh, you even made me tarnish my perfect dress! I can't walk around with a pizza stain!"
Infuriated, Lola got out of her seat and stormed over to the living room door. Lucy watched as Lola accidentally opened the door so quickly that a certain part slammed against her arm.
"OW!" Lola exclaimed before she checked on her arm. Other than a few easy red marks, it was nothing serious. Still, she wasn't happy.
"I'm definitely complaining to mom about that door hinge later." She said to herself as she left the room. Lucy took several looks between her incomplete poem and the door hinge that struck Lola before finding out the words she was looking for. She quickly went back to her seat as she began writing again.
Just as Lola left the room, both Lisa, who put her anomaly gadget away temporarily, and Lana arrived after a short delay. Lana sat in the empty chair next to Lori while Lisa sat next to Luna, getting slightly splattered by baby food from Lily in the process. Lisa took it easy with her slices while Lana wasted no time taking as much as she could.
After, quite easily, failing to explain to Leni the differences of two certain pastries, Luna quickly turned to Lisa after noticing that she finally arrived at the table.
"Just where were you to be this late to the party? Did your Rock Translator going haywire again?" Luna asked. Lisa looked and Luna with stink eyes.
"I'll have you know that the machine is just getting out of the prototyping phase, just need to give it a few kinks before finalization." Lisa explained. "Besides, new studies have just come up and I'm quite eager to get to the bottom if it, so I had to do some extra time to make a few documents before coming here."
"Yeah, I should have known it was more research shenanigans when it comes to you mate." Luna replied before putting her headphones back on. Lisa rolled her eyes as she got back to her pizza slices.
As for Brian, he could smell the fumes of the pizza even from under Lana's hat. His stomach rumbled, he never did eat anything since he woke up after all. He hoped that either Lisa or Lana could spare him a small piece when things iron over. Maybe in a small room somewhere he could situate himself so nobody could easily see him? His train of thought was disrupted as the surface under him tilted downward as he heard what appeared to be Lana scarfing down as much as she could, consequently smacking him with multiple strands of hair under the dark. He assumed Lana was a big eater judging from the noises, and with her being in the mud earlier he could easily see her as being the "human pig" of the bunch.
"Heh, she's a good kid. Can't say I've been the same though." Brian said to himself before sighing deeply. Suffering from amnesia was pretty depressing for him, and being reminded that he was very miniscule among these girls wasn't helping things either. Questions from all over clouded his brain that could never be answered unless he had the memories, if it was possible to get them back at this point. He knew there was a sliver of hope with Lisa, but by how much?
Things for Brian then took a drastic turn as Lana's head tilted downwards even further, nearly making it harder to keep his footing. He actually had to grab hold of a nearby strand of hair to keep himself from falling. He could still hear Lana scarfing down on pizza, so what the heck was she doing to put him like this? He got rocks in his chest as he continued to think about it, but it wasn't long before the surface of Lana's head completely went to the side, causing Brian the fall right out of Lana's cap. Before he could even get a chance to scream, he landed right on another surface, miraculously without injury.
"Dang it Lana, NOT AT THE TABLE!" Lori exclaimed before pulling Lana's head out. Lana's face was covered from head to toe in cheese and pizza sauce as she had on one of the biggest grins imaginable. All eyes were on her due to her ridiculous figure.
"I'm just trying to savor the moment. You know this only happens when the pigs fly!" Lana replied.
"Well the only thing I have ever seen you clean is your plate. Hahahahah, get it?" Luan said. It was met with slight groans from the others.
Brian shook his head a bit to get rid of any sort of dizziness before looking at where he landed. His face went colorless as he figured it out.
He landed right on one of Lori's pizza slices.
Nobody seemed to have noticed his fall, for they just went back to their normal businesses after seeing Lana's messy face. Not only that, but both Lisa and Lana were unaware that he was no longer in a safe zone. He struggled to shout and get them to notice, for Lisa wanted him to be a secret from anyone so they wouldn't get involved, and doing so would sure draw the others' attention.
He knew he didn't have long, but he didn't know HOW long before he found himself being hoisted into the air as Lori's gigantic face loomed over him, unaware that he was stuck on her slice. She didn't seem to be paying attention to him at the time as she texted Bobby a few more times before putting her phone down. She sighed slightly as she looked back at the table.
"Shame that I have to wait a year, but hopefully I don't think about it too hard." Lori quietly said to herself. Brain began to intensely sweat as he saw Lori's mouth open wide. He needed to do something STAT or he was going to be going alongside Lori's dinner.
He couldn't take it anymore as he started shouting.
"HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPP-"
His shouting was cut short as Lori chomped down on the spot right where he was standing.