Hello first fan fic EVER =3 Of course it's yaoi, screen name duh. =D So if you don't fudging like it don't fudging read it. (Btw I'm trying to cut down on my swearing atm.) I do NOT own Naruto but if I did trust me there would be lot of yaoi couple.

The pairing: Kakashi x Iruka possibly more mentioned, not sure at the present time. =] Yes, they are probably gonna to by yaoi but if you look a couple of lines above you can get some advice on what to do =P

Sorry for my bad use of tense I change from past to present tense a lot but it the story you want not the grammar

On with the story :)

Kakashi POV.

Oh god, Anko's having another one of them stupid house parties. Seriously I don't really know why I go.

Yeah they can be quite fun but considering the things you tend to remember a week after the party, well I'd rather not get into. She invites the kids for Christ sake.

Personally I'd rather stay at home reading Icha Icha series, God bless Jiraiya.

Well, there is one reason I go, to see a certain tanned chunin named Iruka. He's so cute when he's drunk.

What the hell am I'm saying, he's one of my best friends. I seriously have to reconsider my sexuality.

To be honest I always thought Iruka was cute, but lately I find myself blushes went he catches me looking at him but luckily he doesn't notice. Personally I don't really get it.

Shit, half an hour until the party and I still haven't had a shower and I still don't know what the wear.

Then again it is my duty to be fashionably late. (A/n -_-'.)

Any way, on to the shower.

Iruka POV.

Yum, 2nd bowl of ramen… finished. =D

Oh great, I've got ramen on my shirt ¬.¬, my WHITE shirt.

Now I have to change my top, why did I wear white anyway, someone normally spills drinks or pukes on me at Anko's party. ¬.¬

I have to admit Anko can go a little overboard with her parties. She invites all the underage kids, even Rock Lee (who we make sure doesn't kill anyone)

Hmm… A black shirt would be better this time. They go better with my jeans.

Hopefully Naruto won't do something stupid this time. It still makes me shudder.

I don't think the village needed that.(A/n I'll leave you to imagine about that X3)

Half an hour to go, hmm might as well leave now.

Leaving the apartment I started thinking about how the party was going to turn out like, from previous parties I can expect there will be a lot to talk come Monday.

My thoughts wondered to the people who would there, one person in particular.

The sensei of a certain knuckle-headed blonde, who I happen to take out for ramen regularly.

Kakashi, the lazy, perverted, ex ANBU. I think about Kakashi regularly. To be honest it was starting to confuse me.

I don't know why Kakashi really goes to these parties, yeah he is Anko's friend but I could see him at home reading that darned book of his.

He does drink (quite a bit) and was one funny drunk; he tended to be very flirtatious with certain people.

Anko

Izumo

Genma

Asuma (when very drunk and not in front of Kurenai)

Oh and me

(I wonder about his sexuality sometimes)

Of course I flirt back, he's rather hot and I'm drunk .

He's been my mate for a long time. We have talks until early in the morning after a night out.

Oh, I'm here early… again.

Normal P.O.V

Anko, a purple haired jounin was doing her hair when she heard the door bell.

"I bet's that's Iruka, early again."

She went down the stairs, making sure her skirt didn't come up as she walked, and answer the door to a smiling Iruka wearing a black shirt, black jeans and white converses.

"Hey Anko, early am I?" smirking as he said this.

"Yes and you know it! " Anko replied.

"You know you need my help." He said as he stepped into the living, sitting on the sofa.

Oi… okay I do, does my hair look alright?"

The chunin sighed and focused on her hair. Her hair was let down, unlike normal when it's up at the back, dead straight and with a deep purple streak near her messy fringe.

"It looks amazing Anko" He replied after much consideration. You have to be careful what you say around Anko, or you'd be visiting Tsunade from more then just a mission.

Anko absent-mindedly walk into the kitchen, humming tunelessly.

Iruka followed her. There was a wide assortment drink on the table, all alcoholic of course. There was whiskey, sake, vodka you know the strong stuff, there were vodka shots, vodka jellies, and assortments of cocktails, apple sours and lots more.

"So, Kakashi's coming tonight" Anko said casually, well tried to say casually.

"Yeah I know, Why'd you say that?"

"Well I was just saying, anyway you two going to actually do anything tonight?"

"What you mean?" Iruka replied shocked

"Oh, come on you blatantly fancy him"

"Anko… I'M STRAIGHT"

"I wonder about that sometimes and so do you, plus I think he likes you back"

"Really?"

"Yeah, hey I thought you were straight" Anko said sarcastically

"Shut up Anko plus he obviously doesn't, I mean it's just me."

"Well you remember last year's Christmas party, when we played spin the bottle and you and Kakashi had to kiss."

"Yeah?"

"Kakashi lasted longer with you and used tongue, he didn't with me, he blushed with you."

"How can you tell?!"

"The eyes Iruka, the eyes"

Iruka thought back to that night.

Flashback ^.^

"Let's play spin the bottle!" Naruto shouted into the living room

"Yeah!" a few people replied, Anko one of them.

A few rounds later, Anko span the bottle hoping to get a better kiss than Matio Guy, when it landed on Kakashi, Anko was relieved. Kakashi just sighed and wandered over to Anko.

The kiss was short but way better then Guy's.

"Your turn, Kakashi-sensei!" shouted a pink-haired kunoichi

"Alright Sakura, calm down." He replied while spinning the bottle.

Maybe he spun it a bit too hard, cause it didn't seem to stop. When it did stop, Kakashi's heart skipped a beat. His eyes followed the way the bottle was pointing, Iruka. Suddenly Kakashi felt that all the eyes in the room were on him, even the people not playing.

Kakashi got up slowly, trying to keep his cool. Iruka just sat there and looked up at him. When Kakashi got to Iruka and he stood up, he was slightly shorter than him. Iruka had a pink tinge on his cheeks but Kakashi couldn't figure out if it was the alcohol of something else.

Smirking underneath his mask, he looked into Iruka's eyes, something he hadn't done with Anko. He pulled down his mask, he could feel the anticipation radiating off the on-lookers, and he quickly captured the chunin's lips. At first Iruka was shocked, stiff but he soon closed his eyes and relaxed into the kiss. Kakashi used a little tongue wanting to use a bit more but thought better of it. They broke apart.

Kiba wolf whistled and got a death glare of Iruka, which made Akamaru whine slightly. Shino look away from Kiba, smirking slightly from underneath his collar. Naruto just laughed and his sensei and former sensei. Ino was drooling slightly, Sakura was looking on in disbelief and Shikamaru looked between the two, eyebrows raised and decided to leave his thoughts, for they were too troublesome. Anko and Kurenai exchange glances.

End of flashback. (I don't know why it was in Kakashi's P.O.V but oh well :3)

"That doesn't prove anything Anko" stated Iruka, unsure himself but tried not to let it show.

"Surrreeee" Anko replied, sarcastically "Iruka, you are really bad at lying, just thought I'd tell you."

Iruka was blushing by this point. Suddenly the doorbell rang. Saved by the bell, Iruka thought.

So that my first chapter, this was suppose to be longer but I really wanted to upload something and I was stuck so I simply split it in half and presto. I feel special now ^.^ God I'm retarded.

Kakashi: About time you did something ¬.¬

Bamii: what was that Kakashi *evils*

Kakashi: errrrr… O.o

Iruka: Stop it Kakashi before you die.

Kakashi: where'd go?? :S

Iruka: do you hear a chainsaw??

Kakashi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Iruka: Oh god! … Kiba, Shino make out or something. SOMEBODY DISTRACT HER PLEASE.

Bamii: Mwahahahaha.

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