Take that, Isabelle Lightwood. Take that. Just because you were his original pick doesn't mean he loved you like he obviously loves me. I waited eight long months, and then he came to his senses. It doesn't make sense, Isabelle, to me or to him, for a Shadowhunter to be hooking up with a Downworlder. Downworlders go together. They mesh. I'm a Downworlder. He's a Downworlder. And it seems to be working better. So take that. You're not as good as you thought you were, if you let little tomboy Maia take the prize, take the guy. And I'm not trying to brag (maybe a little bit), but I have Simon now. And isn't that what matters in the end?


I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top / She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock / It's a matter of time before we all run out / When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth / I waited eight long months, she finally set him free / I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me / Two weeks and we caught on fire / She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag / But I got him where I want him now / Whoa, it was never my intention to brag / To steal it all away from you now / But God it just feels so good / 'Cause I got him where I want him now / And if you could then you know you would / 'Cause God it just feels so, it just feels so good

Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change / Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change / And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged / I'm sorry honey but I passed it up, now look this way / There's a million other girls who do it just like you / Looking as innocent as possible to get to who / They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right / Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse

Whoa, I never meant to brag / But I got him where I want him now / Whoa, it was never my intention to brag / To steal it all away from you now / But God it just feels so good / 'Cause I got him where I want him now / And if you could then you know you would / 'Cause God it just feels so

I watched his wildest dreams come true / Not one of them involving you / Just watch my wildest dreams come true / Not one of them involving

Whoa, I never meant to brag / But I got him where I want him now / Whoa, I never meant to brag / But I got him where I want him now / Whoa, it was never my intention to brag / To steal it all away from you now / But God it just feels so good / 'Cause I got him where I want him right now / And if you could then you know you would / 'Cause God it just feels so, it just feels so good