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Episode seven of Saiyuki Reload – Chiisana Aibou - Little Will had a very brief shot of Hakuryu grinning at the traveller's kitten! What was he thinking? Read on to find out!
A Dragon's Obsession!
By Tora Macaw
Sanzo glared at his companions with open annoyance as their argument raged back and forth between them. Sneezing and rubbing his watering eyes, he fixed his fierce purple orbs onto the sole cause of the trouble. Two large green eyes, framed by fluffy white fur twinkled up at him, a low-pitched meow calling pleadingly.
"Betty wants to sleep with me!" Declared Gojyo firmly.
"No, no!" Cried Goku "Tama is going to sleep with me!"
Hakkai smiled gently "Don't worry Mike, you can sleep with me!"
Instantly his friends turned outraged eyes on him "You sleep with Hakuryu!"
On the floor beside the little orange, black and white feline, a little white dragon regarded her with curious eyes. Wings outspread, seeming to grin, the jeep-dragon briefly considered the situation. "Ok! Its cute, but hey! Hakkai's mine! Do I really care if this walking fleabag curls up with Goku? Nah! Two mad fleabags together! Yep, they make a good pair."
"Now if it sleeps with Sanzo, I can enjoy a bit of sweet revenge. Oh, I can just see it now! Sneeze, sneeze, all night long! That'll teach the sour bastard for pulling a gun my Hakkai's beloved Gojyo! Speaking of which, what the hell does that perverted cockroach think he's doing by fawning all over that dog snack. He's supposed to be fawning over Hakkai! Huh! Demon mating rituals sure are strange, I'm sure they're both males. Hell, it matters to dragons what is what, but these two? Man, I'll never understand!"
"Oh no you don't pussy! Get your filthy paws off of him! I'm warning you kitty, purr on Hakkai once more and I'll eat you! Heh heh! Kitty flambé! Yeah! I'll bbq the fuzz ball then devour it! I believe they taste like chicken!
"Oh now, look at that, that's bloody cute, it's in love with Sanzo! (snort) Just no accounting for taste! Beware the iron wing, fluffy! Don't come near my precious Hakkai and I might just let you live!"
Later that night, Sanzo just couldn't believe it when that wretched animal kept appearing in his room! Every time he dumped it on his followers, it somehow kept getting back into his room! At wits end, Sanzo roared at his puzzled friends in spite of their cries of innocence. Hakuryu of course, kept himself right out of the way, grinning from ear to ear at his continuing avoidance of detection for placing the annoying creature in Sanzo's room.