The Slippery Slope of Sylvester Stallone Sealing Away the Satanic Sylveon
Starring: Judge Rambo Balboa
"I Judge Dredd it."
On a hill outside of The City a Herd of Pokemon suddenly appeared.
Sylvester Stallone would like to battle! He changes into his battle form... Judge Rambo Balboa!
Pokemon Herd chooses Satanic Sylveon!
Judge Rambo Balboa calls reinforcements. Obi Wan Kenobi and Han Solo come to his aid.
Satanic Sylveon calls Mario and Greedo.
Judge Rambo Balboa uses: Incoherent Shouting! It causes 10 damage and causes Confusion. Han Solo shoots first and Greedo is no longer able to fight.
Then Princess Leia ran up the slippery slope (this took about 5 minutes). "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi!" She yelled as had of The City blew up behind her dramatically.
"What's happening?" Obi Wan Kenobi asked as Judge Rambo Balboa continued shouting incoherently confusing the Pokemon Herd. The ground opened up beneath the Satanic Sylveon. Han Solo turned around, "Finish it!" and Judge Rambo Balboa sealed away the Satanic Sylveon.
"Then Mario was almost hit by a flying car, which turned out to be the Delorean!" Catbug giggled as he waved the Mario puppet around.
"Let me guess, Doc Brown got out and told him that there was something wrong with Mario and Peach's future children?" Loki sighed and tipped over the Jenga Tower.
"How'd you know?" Catbug gasped as the highlights multiplied in his eyes.
"Lucky guess," Loki murmured and picked up the Link figurine.
"Then Kirby-" Catbug was interrupted by an explosion outside the window. "Fireworks!" Catbug ran to the window.
Loki looked out with him, "Not fireworks."
The Eye of Sauron glowed menacingly over The City.
To be continued.